The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Falkie2013]

I had that tattooed to my forehead to remind me the error of my ways. But discovered my second error; I'd forgotten to have it tattooed in reflection.

Don't forget to have the tattooist put a big 333 in flaming letters.

[Yorkshire pud]

I somehow have a wife so I'm going to have to decline.

I've asked her. She wasn't keen on you being there but I talked her round. Roll with it.

[Falkie2013]

Sounds sexy. I want to be ON YOU!

The undercard on the next episode of Bee-yond Bull-leaf no doubt.

[Yorkshire pud]

Don't forget to have the tattooist put a big 333 in flaming letters.

Why 333? Half a devil? 

[3OctaveFart]

Try explaining this thread to a sane spouse. It is a fool's errand.

[Richard Groyper]

Try explaining this thread to a sane spouse. It is a fool's errand.

^ This

[Falkie2013]

Try explaining this thread to a sane spouse. It is a fool's errand.

With Nooron as the fool in full jester's outfit and Toomy as Renfrew, his toady manservant and chauffeur.

[Falkie2013]

Why 333? Half a devil? 

Go look at my earlier posts with the half evil and cat buttons.

[Falkie2013]

Try explaining this thread to a sane spouse. It is a fool's errand.

She's still sane after reading threads on Bellgab ?

Ah-maize-ing !

[Richard Groyper]

My wife's response to BellGab: I don't want to know...I don't want to know any of this...*rolls eye's & walks off*

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I could always go sit on him.
That would bring him down to manageable size.
Or tag team him with Kathy and I or triple team him with us and Kathy's gf Patty.
Would leave him flat as a pancake.

And speaking of which, today is National Pancake Day at all Ihops nation wide. Free stack of pancakes. They would like you to donate to a children's charity but it's not mandatory.
Offer good until 10 PM tonight.
If you like pancakes, go in and indulge and give a donation too if you can.

Maybe we can all put this behind us and have pancakes.  Happy Pancake!

[Who]

Just incredible frustration with a man constitutionally unable or incapable of seeing, comprehending or understanding any position or viewpoint than his own . . .

STFU.

You are describing yourself, Falkie.

Now, about the STFU you directed in my general direction.  You are telling someone to STFU who has always had your best interests at heart.  When I came to Bellgab in December 2014 I quickly learned many sordid details of your personal life - all from reading your posts.  I suggested you stop posting details about your personal life, as did others of good will, including our friend Yorkshire Pud.  You ignored our good advice and called us names.  You claimed the criticism was affecting your health.  Once again we appealed to you to stop posting personal information as fuel for the trolls.  You refused and called us names.

You did a video on some hideous Jimmy Dean one dollar frozen dinner.  Once again, with your best interests in mind, I appealed to you to stop eating those vile, chemical-laden concoctions.  Did you take my good advice?  No, you created "Falkie's Food Court" and did a review of another vile, chemical-laden frozen concoction.  Marie Callender's Sawdust Meatballs and Snake-Venom Sausage.  At least you didn't call me names on that one or spit in my face.

Finally, there's the hate-filled rant against Mr. Noory and Mr. Shatner.  Once again, with your best interests in mind, I cautioned you to calm down before you die of a self-inflicted thrombosis.  I reminded you that it's only a radio talk show, nothing to get upset about.  Why did I tell you this?  Because I want you to enjoy good health and a longer life.  And what do I get in return?  You tell me to . . . . STFU.

You are a very rude man, Mr. Senda.  You owe Mr. Yorkshire Pud and me an apology.  We shall await your timely response.

STFU, indeed!

P.S.  You should have graciously accepted Mr. Noory's offer of a new pair of glasses and a round-trip ticket to . . . wherever the hell it is you're planning to go.  As my late father, a veteran of the United States Air Force was fond of saying, you pooped in your mess kit.

[coaster]

Or tag team him with Kathy and I or triple team him with us and Kathy's gf Patty.

Just puked in my mouth a little bit.

[Richard Groyper]

You are describing yourself, Falkie.

Now, about the STFU you directed in my general direction.  You are telling someone to STFU who has always had your best interests at heart.  When I came to Bellgab in December 2014 I quickly learned many sordid details of your personal life - all from reading your posts.  I suggested you stop posting details about your personal life, as did others of good will, including our friend Yorkshire Pud.  You ignored us and called us names.  You claimed the criticism was affecting your health.  Once again we appealed to you to stop posting personal information as fuel for the trolls.  You refused and called us names.

You did a video on some hideous Jimmy Dean one dollar frozen dinner.  Once again, with your best interests in mind, I appealed to you to stop eating those vile, chemical-laden concoctions.  Did you take my good advice?  No, you created "Falkie's Food Court" and did a review of another vile, chemical-laden frozen concoction.  Marie Callender's Sawdust Meatballs and Snake-Venom Sausage.  At least you didn't call me names on that one or spit in my face.

Finally, there's the hate-filled rant against Mr. Noory and Mr. Shatner.  Once again, with your best interests in mind, I cautioned you to calm down before you die of a self-inflicted thrombosis.  I reminded you that it's only a radio talk show, nothing to get upset about.  Why did I tell you this?  Because I want you to enjoy good health and a longer life.  And what do I get in return?  You tell me to . . . . STFU.

You are a very rude man, Mr. Senda.  You owe Mr. Yorkshire Pud and me an apology.  We shall await your timely response.

STFU, indeed!

P.S.  You should have graciously accepted Mr. Noory's offer of a new pair of glasses and a round-trip ticket to . . . wherever the hell it is you're planning to go.  As my late father, a veteran of the United States Air Force was fond of saying, you pooped in your mess kit.

Hi Doctor Who!

[Yorkshire pud]

Just puked in my mouth a little bit.

Ahhh, you had it in your head they hadn't hosed down didn't you? Rethink it when they have...



Better?

[Richard Groyper]

Just puked in my mouth a little bit.

Filth...beautiful filth. The unwashed masses are begging for more.

[Yorkshire pud]

Filth...beautiful filth. The unwashed masses are begging for more.

Unwashed? Erm, no, that was entirely the point. Sweaty flesh, boils, pustulating sores etc, All reasonable attributes to said tag team.

[3OctaveFart]

My wife walked in on me when I was listening to the sexually explicit GabCast that Falkie co-hosted.
It might as well have been like she caught me examining anime porn.

[Laurakinch]

Look; I don't have a problem with that per se; but can you both have a good hose down first? Lift up all the flesh so to speak.

You must be donating a shed load of money then! Good for you...I take it it's per pancake?

Scene: Early afternoon at an IHOP restaurant in Martinez, CA. A heavily laden red Prius, nearly scraping the asphalt, pulls into the parking lot and stops. Two morbidly obese individuals ooze out of the small doorways and, with great effort and gasping breath, they make their way slowly to the entrance of the restaurant. Then, without warning, the blinds to the restaurant suddenly close and the neon open sign is switched off. A look of bewilderment and extreme grief come over the hefty pair. They stand there confused for several seconds, then turn and hobble away with tears streaming down their fat faces.

[Falkie2013]

You are describing yourself, Falkie.

Now, about the STFU you directed in my general direction.  You are telling someone to STFU who has always had your best interests at heart.  When I came to Bellgab in December 2014 I quickly learned many sordid details of your personal life - all from reading your posts.  I suggested you stop posting details about your personal life, as did others of good will, including our friend Yorkshire Pud.  You ignored us and called us names.  You claimed the criticism was affecting your health.  Once again we appealed to you to stop posting personal information as fuel for the trolls.  You refused and called us names.

You did a video on some hideous Jimmy Dean one dollar frozen dinner.  Once again, with your best interests in mind, I appealed to you to stop eating those vile, chemical-laden concoctions.  Did you take my good advice?  No, you created "Falkie's Food Court" and did a review of another vile, chemical-laden frozen concoction.  Marie Callender's Sawdust Meatballs and Snake-Venom Sausage.  At least you didn't call me names on that one or spit in my face.

Finally, there's the hate-filled rant against Mr. Noory and Mr. Shatner.  Once again, with your best interests in mind, I cautioned you to calm down before you die of a self-inflicted thrombosis.  I reminded you that it's only a radio talk show, nothing to get upset about.  Why did I tell you this?  Because I want you to enjoy good health and a longer life.  And what do I get in return?  You tell me to . . . . STFU.

You are a very rude man, Mr. Senda.  You owe Mr. Yorkshire Pud and me an apology.  We shall await your timely response.

STFU, indeed!

P.S.  You should have graciously accepted Mr. Noory's offer of a new pair of glasses and a round-trip ticket to . . . wherever the hell it is you're planning to go.  As my late father, a veteran of the United States Air Force was fond of saying, you pooped in your mess kit.

do I criticize your food choices ?

And Noory made his offer to fund function and interview with strings attached  and was more like a noose around my neck.
Again, you make assumptions based on information you know nothing about and like ere, I decide what videos I post andwhat subject matter to talk about.
If you don't like the topic, don't watch it.
Weight issues not withstanding in our society ( and I am NOT referring to mine ) we have too many busybody food police types telling us all what to not to eat.
And as for Shatner I'm not the only one to rake him over the coals for his missing his friend's funeral.
Go ask Greta Van Sustern about it she too misses the pointnof all the criticism as well.
Not rude at all, just clueless posters such as yourself who don't " GET IT " just as Noory has NEVER gotten it.
Like Joe Ligotto, I say what many out there are thinking and make myself a visible target orbaters like yourself and Pud who can't fathom what I am saying because of their preconceived prejudice and built in bias, like injecting their thoughts about foods that millions eat and enjoy even pre pacaged foods such as weight watchers which I do eat.

[Yorkshire pud]

My wife walked in on me when I was listening to the sexually explicit GabCast that Falkie co-hosted.
It might as well have been like she caught me examining anime porn.

That's a perfectly understandable mistake. The comparisons are numerous.

[Richard Groyper]

Unwashed? Erm, no, that was entirely the point. Sweaty flesh, boils, pustulating sores etc, All reasonable attributes to said tag team.

We are the unwashed masses. That includes you too, friendo.

[Who]

Hi Doctor Who!

Greetings to you, boba FETT.  And a sincere, thank you for your service to our country.  We have been trying to talk Falkie down from this ledge he has been standing on (posting too much personal  information on the net) for some time, to no avail.  Trolls have been throwing it back at him for some time, disturbing his sleep and causing a rise in his blood pressure.

We hope he'll take our latest advice and relax a bit.  It's not healthy for a gentleman of his age, 62 I believe, to get himself all worked up over a radio talk show.

[Yorkshire pud]

do I criticize your food choices ?

And why do you think that might be? Go on...No-one tell him back there. Let him work it out himself.

And Noory made his offer to fund functionandinterview with stringsattached and was more like a noose around my neck.
Again, you make assumptions based on information you know nothing about and like ere, I decide what videos I post andwhat subject matter to talk about.
If you don't like the topic, don't watch it.
Weight issues not withstanding in our society ( and I am NOT referring to mine ) we have too many busybody food police types telling us all what to not to eat.

And too many morbidly obese making such idiotic statements like that. All type two diabetes is diet related..Guess which preventable condition puts one of the most calls on health services?

And as for Shatner I'm not the only one to rake him over the coals for his missing his friend's funeral.
Go ask Greta Van Sustern about it she too misses the pointnof all the criticism as well.

And how is it YOUR business?

[Richard Groyper]

Greetings to you, boba FETT.  And a sincere, thank you for your service to our country.  We have been trying to talk Falkie down from this ledge he has been standing on (posting too much personal  information on the net) for some time, to no avail.  Trolls have been throwing it back at him for some time, disturbing his sleep and causing a rise in his blood pressure.

We hope he'll take our latest advice and relax a bit.  It's not healthy for a gentleman of his age, 62 I believe, to get himself all worked up over a radio talk show.

Sounds like quite a task. I hope Falkie is able to see reason. You've got admire his passion for Art Bell!

Thanks for the kind words.

[Falkie2013]

Greetings to you, boba FETT.  And a sincere, thank you for your service to our country.  We have been trying to talk Falkie down from this ledge he has been standing on (posting too much personal  information on the net) for some time, to no avail.  Trolls have been throwing it back at him for some time, disturbing his sleep and causing a rise in his blood pressure.

We hope he'll take our latest advice and relax a bit.  It's not healthy for a gentleman of his age, 62 I believe, to get himself all worked up over a radio talk show.

Is not this entire board just FILLED with thousands of posts  left by people " all worked up " by a certain late night radio show ?
2,002 pages & counting the last I looked.
I rest my case.

oh yes, what does age has to do with it, you ageist 123345678990-/:;$8990@£ ?

[3OctaveFart]

Yorkshire Pud began this acrimony.
Falkie's other critics appear willing to help him.
I am of the teach-a-man-to-fish school myself, but there's no good in calling the guy fat.
He has expressed an active desire to lose the weight. No need to rip him for it.

[coaster]

Yorkshire Pud began this acrimony.
Falkie's other critics appear willing to help him.
I am of the teach-a-man-to-fish school myself, but there's no good in calling the guy fat.
He has expressed an active desire to lose the weight. No need to rip him for it.

I wont poke fun at his weight, but if really wanted to lose weight would he be doing video reviews for things like loaded cheddar bacon skins and Jimmy Dean Delights?

[3OctaveFart]

When'd he do that?
He said he can't exercise because he can't put pressure on a bad foot.
Besides- I have seen bigger, much bigger than him anyway, having spent most of a life in the Great American South.

[Who]

do I criticize your food choices ?

Of course not, Mr. Senda.  You do not criticize my food choices because you have no idea what my food choices are.  Unlike you, I do not post every detail of my personal life on the net using my real name.

But since you mention it. . . . back to the Jimmy Dean Frozen One Dollar Vile Chemical-Laden Concoction you reviewed.  You know that stuff will kill you. 

And now, about that Marie Callender Frozen Sawdust Meatballs and Snake-Venom Sausage filth you reviewed.  You know that can't be good for you.

Do you like meat balls?  Well, it just so happens I love meatballs.  And, lucky for both of us, it's very easy to make REAL meatballs.  Real meatballs that you can put on your spaghetti.  Real meatballs for a meatball sandwich.  The net is full of recipes for home-made meatballs.  I make them all the time.  I buy a 2-lb package of ground round.  I add some common ingredients like bread crumbs, a tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce, a couple eggs, and a few other fresh ingredients and pop them into the oven for 30 minutes.  Then I put them, 6 at a time, into freezer bags and into the freezer.  When I need a few, I take them out and they're good to go.

Think of it, Falkie.  Real meatballs, using quality ground beef and other fresh ingredients that won't kill you.  No chemicals. 

It's easy.  You're a man of leisure, Falkie.  If I can make them, you can make them too.  Meatballs that taste great and won't kill you.  Seriously, there is no comparison between real, homemade meatballs and those hideous frozen chemical-laden things they sell at the supermarket.

There you have it.  More good advice for you.  Okay, now it's your turn.  Insult me and tell me to STFU.  Seriously,  if it makes you feel better, have at it.  Just don't get too worked up doing it.  Stay calm.  Relaxed.  Think positive thoughts as you're telling me to STFU.

Best Regards,
Doctor Who