The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[jazmunda]

As a fellow member of The Commonwealth of Nations I have to say I was more than a bit disappointed in your sentence featured above. Make up your mind on the horse being dead or alive and get back to me.

I voted to become a Republic. The Monarchists won.

[Bart Ell]

It would be great if you guys frequented the other parts of the forum and made a positive contribution to our dick jokes.

Too many hippies and pill hags out there.

[Bart Ell]

I think they really crossed the line when they took it out of this thread.   I'm all for nonsense, believe me, but I think it should be categorized so you aren't wasting other people's time.   

That's what happens when you let an ape out of his cage. If the ape is out there leaving piles of shit in every thread then you have to expect the zookeepers to go after him.

[jazmunda]

Too many hippies and pill hags out there.

Fart jokes are so passé. Dick jokes are the future. Join us. We won't bite.

[aldousburbank]

Isn't the clitoris just a myth?

[jazmunda]

I would love a show about the clitoris narrated by Leonard Nimoy.

Live long and masturbate.

[Bart Ell]

Dick jokes are the future. Join us. We won't bite.

If you are just getting to the dick jokes now, wake me up when you learn you can jerk them off... I may have some content to contribute then.

[jazmunda]

If you are just getting to the dick jokes now, wake me up when you learn you can jerk them off... I may have some content to contribute then.

Did I say dick jokes? I meant cock pics. That's the way of the future. I bet your cock pic sending name is Falkie Danger.

[Bart Ell]

I bet your cock pic sending name is Falkie Danger.

Nope.
Ima Grower.

[Bart Ell]

I'm told that many women think it's just overlooked, full stop.

Some prefer it be overlooked instead of the way some men abuse it. You don't rub it like you are trying to get a skid mark out of your drawers. You don't trivialize it by spitting on your hand and transferring the spit to the general area thinking that you just kickstarted her wetness. You don't lick it like a developmentally challenged 4 year old on an ice cream cone.

In the rare case any of you actually manage to shake an orgasm out of your lady you should not feel like your mission was accomplished. They have the ability to do it all over again and hope that you would. They will let you know when they have had enough fun, no need to stop at one.

Also, fellow manlets - stop learning your moves from porn. The ladies are on to you. No need to put your arm behind your back, they do that for better camera angles. Why the hell do any of you feel the need to take matters in your own hands for the money shot? Again, that is for the camera... why the hell would you take it out of her in order to jerk it to completion yourself? WHY?

[jazmunda]

Thanks. Now I'll never enjoy porn again. I was even considering quitting my job and becoming either a pool cleaner or a pizza delivery boy.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I know why you hate/dislike/criticize but I just want to know why you need to continue to beat a dead horse.

There's a very popular thread on this site in which the opening post has someone expressing his desire to cum in the hair of a 16 year old Justin Bieber.  Since then there have been numerous posts "beating the dead horse" about Justin Bieber (including one I posted yesterday about wanting to skullfuck the little twerp).  I don't recall seeing the same impassioned defence of Bieber that has been mounted on Falkie's behalf.  When is enough, enough?  Hasn't it all been said over the past 3+ years?

One response might be that the little fuckwad is a jillionaire and gets more ass than a toilet seat, so it's only right that he not be given the additional benefit of the hazing that accompanies ANY public figure.

Now, let's talk about Noory.  Not as rich, not as busy screwing chicks two and three at a clip.  And yet the viciousness, the hatred, the abandonment of basic human decency towards the man on this site has been evident on this site since, oh, forever.  When is enough, enough?  Hasn't it all been said before?  Why is it necessary to continue beating a dead horse?

This is the life of a public figure.  As fame, power, and wealth increases, so too do the darker sides of criticism and ridicule.  It's a very competitive field and the vast majority of people entering into it fall by the wayside.  They wanted the benefits, but found that they couldn't pay the price to get there.

Now let's cut across it: the reason that you and others are protective of Falkie is because you view him as a child-like twit.  He's just having his fun; it isn't going to go anywhere; don't be mean to him.  If we were talking about a normal person, someone bitching that his audience was being too mean to him, you'd probably think of that guy as a whiny little pussy.  If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.  Not Falkie, though, because he's just playing.  You condescend to him like a child, and then you wheel around and criticize others for treating him poorly.  Have you ever heard the phrase, "the soft prejudice of low expectations"?  Exactly what kind of benefit do you think you're bestowing on Falkie by shielding him from this reality?  At what point does he have to start dealing with the whole package rather than just licking the frosting from the cake?  Do you expect that the general public is going to be more kind to him than the Three Haters on this site?

Falkie has decided that he wants to be a public figure, but he's also decided that he's going to cherry-pick the desirable parts and insist that he be granted immunity from the rest.  Gee, I wish that I could go to my boss and tell him that I've decided that it's not a package deal, and henceforth I'll only be doing the fun stuff and shouldn't have to so much as listen about any of the bullshit.  He's putting the content out there, and the criticism is about the content.  If you really want to do him a favor, treat him as an adult and help him to develop the same social skills as any other adult in dealing with criticism.  There was the better part of a podcast dedicated to that end; he vowed to do better but simply went off line for a few days and then came back no different than before. 

Howza 'bout we treat Falkie like any other adult person and stop handling him like he's a retard that needs to operate under rules for children?  There's my question back to you.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I just genuinely, believe it or not, wanted to know where the viciousness comes from.

Hang onto that thought and get ahold of Falkie.  He set up a contrived "podcast" with a friend playing the role of a caller.  It was all a setup, an "experiment" as he now calls it.  And yet that "experiment" included browbeating and belittling his "guest" whom he describes in the YT description as a "clueless caller."  Where did that viciousness come from?

Say what you will about the Three Haters, but at least we go about our criticism honestly.

[Bart Ell]

While all those words make perfect sense, I find the lack of links and pics to be a distraction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny

I would add that, when wanting to become a public figure, you should also be prepared to deal with the skeletons in your closet, especially when they are available for public viewing on the internet. When these skeletons involve Mommy lust, "provider" rating, misogyny, money scams and a laundry list of other missteps, you may want to reconsider your thirst for fame.

[jazmunda]

You win. Happy? Are bullies ever truly happy? Does seeing their victims cry fulfill them? Do they justify their behaviour by saying "everyone does it?" or "he's an adult he can take it" or "he's putting himself out there he's fair game". What's the end game? You ridicule him until he gives up? Would you feel bad if he harmed himself as a result of your actions? That's probably a little extreme.

What you are doing is plain out right bullying and justifying it eloquently doesn't make it right.

I ain't perfect either and am probably just as guilty as you are but I'm not trying to justify it.

Anyway, I'm done. You win. You can kick my corpse or skull fuck me if that's your preference. Please wear a condom and be gentle.

[ziznak]

His bat may be corked but he has no trouble uncorking a good one at the 52nd minute mark.

its amazing how hung up you are on an unscripted fart

[Bart Ell]

its amazing how hung up you are on an unscripted fart

I may even make myself an avatar about it!

[Yorkshire pud]

Some prefer it be overlooked instead of the way some men abuse it. You don't rub it like you are trying to get a skid mark out of your drawers. You don't trivialize it by spitting on your hand and transferring the spit to the general area thinking that you just kickstarted her wetness. You don't lick it like a developmentally challenged 4 year old on an ice cream cone.

In the rare case any of you actually manage to shake an orgasm out of your lady you should not feel like your mission was accomplished. They have the ability to do it all over again and hope that you would. They will let you know when they have had enough fun, no need to stop at one.

Also, fellow manlets - stop learning your moves from porn. The ladies are on to you. No need to put your arm behind your back, they do that for better camera angles. Why the hell do any of you feel the need to take matters in your own hands for the money shot? Again, that is for the camera... why the hell would you take it out of her in order to jerk it to completion yourself? WHY?

Yeah, I know. The clitoris is a place of endless pleasure, and multiple orgasms in a woman should be mandatory.  I know the joke "why do women take longer than men to cum; Who cares?" Is an old one...I'm glad you cleared up the arm behind the back conundrum, I didn't know that was the reason; can you shed any light on the constant teeth sucking?

[Bart Ell]

can you shed any light on the constant teeth sucking?

Tasty Canadian for lunch.

[Bart Ell]

Do they justify their behaviour by saying "everyone does it?" or "he's an adult he can take it" or "he's putting himself out there he's fair game".

C works for me.
At H9ERS (H8 wasn't enough) H8QUARTERS we call this "What is good for the Noory is good for the Noory Bashers"

[jazmunda]

C works for me.
At H9ERS (H8 wasn't enough) H8QUARTERS we call this "What is good for the Noory is good for the Noory Bashers"

I knew there was a headquarters! It's harder to find than the clitoris.

I guess we will have to agree to disagree on that point.

Who wants a beer?

[Yorkshire pud]

I knew there was a headquarters! It's harder to find than the clitoris.

I guess we will have to agree to disagree on that point.

Who wants a beer?

Yeah, as long as it's not that Fosters piss. The clitoris isn't hard to find, what's difficult is getting in her silkies in the first place.

[Bart Ell]

I knew there was a headquarters! It's harder to find than the clitoris.

It is not that the H81/4ers is hard to find, it is just that most prefer to talk about the location via "inboxes"

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I think DPS is also very intelligent and makes a contribution to the site.

But not sexy?

Do I look fat?  No, really.  [giggle] Oh, you...!

[jazmunda]

Yeah, as long as it's not that Fosters piss. The clitoris isn't hard to find, what's difficult is getting in her silkies in the first place.

You mean the clitoris is downstairs? I've been looking in all the wrong places. Those screams didn't sound like screams of joy.

No self-respecting Aussie would ever drink Fosters. VB for me.

[jazmunda]

But not sexy?

Do I look fat?  No, really.  [giggle] Oh, you...!

Bart Ell has you covered in that respect. Besides we've only just met and you've not even bought me drink or whispered sweat nothings in my ear.

[Yorkshire pud]

Bart Ell has you covered in that respect. Besides we've only just met and you've not even bought me drink or whispered sweat nothings in my ear.

Jeeeze, what a slut.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

You win. Happy?

Yep.  You claim it's "hatred" and "bullying" and I said it wasn't.  I went on to say that it had all been explained before, and you were simply engaging in rhetorical questions.  No no no, you averred, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW.

So I really told you, and said the same things that have been posted before, rephrased, and without distracting links and pictures.  Your response?  "It's all hatred and bullying.  It just IS."

So why am I happy?  Not because I wasted a few minutes of my life in a doomed effort to explain it to you, or because I annoyed Bart Ell by not posting cock shots, but because it's all in one place now, and I can simply link to it.  Less effort means I have more time to lavish on my bitches.  PDQ

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

whispered sweat nothings in my ear.

"Sweat" nothings?

Is that why you prefer the chicks who are fat and sweaty?

[jazmunda]

Jeeeze, what a slut.

Someone's jealous.

Anyway guys it's been swell getting schooled by ya'll. I can't say I agree with your methods but who am I to judge. I got to get some sleep. Play nice and won't somebody think of the fucking children. Noory's grandkids visit this site so ixnay on the exsay alktay