The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Bart Ell]

Why did you create a new thread titled: Falkie2013 Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium ?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Not at all: I'm deeply (truly) flattered and recognise your sacrifice. That you should understandably not be in this parish for a while makes me humbled. If I'd typed all that out and still made no sense as you have I'd need a lie down too; Plus the injured foot after dropping that weighty thesaurus on it must give you some discomfort and add to your recuperation time.

i have no words.....  (*sniff*) 

Coneheads (8/10) Movie CLIP - Beldar's Fireworks (1993) HD

[eeieeyeoh]

My greatest thanks to the moderators of this thread.

Being able to cross-thread creating a new threads based on another topic in this forum needs moderation (my opinion).

Perhaps more than me need sleep to see what page 1 was related to a topic changed later designed as a personal attack against a forum contributing member (in my opinion).

I haven't listened to George Noory for > decade. Premier Radio took over C2CAM before 9/11/01.

[eeieeyeoh]

My greatest thanks to the moderators of this thread.

Being able to cross-thread creating a new threads based on another topic in this forum needs moderation (my opinion).

Perhaps more than me need sleep to see what page 1 was related to a topic changed later designed as a personal attack against a forum contributing member (in my opinion).

I haven't listened to George Noory for > decade. Premier Radio took over C2CAM before 9/11/01.

Holy Mother of shinola. 2 threads posted w/my same words and I only posted on 1.

If those threads don't need moderation by forum leader, nothing will.

[Bart Ell]

[Bart Ell]

TGIF Motherbeavers!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday

Bam! That's the sound of me dropping my first podcast on you suckers! So many didn't believe I could do it and now I prove all of you wrong! Suck on that, flaggets!

I know you love bagging on Noory but I think I have him beat! Stumbling, bumbling and even pretending to take real, live calls! They compliment on my great show even though it isn't broadcast live! Beat that, Noory!



First I dropped that 7eleven story that made the Noory one seem tame and now I beat Premiere Radio by taking fake callers who compliment me on a show they have yet to hear! Suck it, Noory, suck it dry!

ITLY! ITLY! You know ITLY, that place in Europe where they make pizza? Yup, ITLY!

Another trick Noory can pick up from me is running out of oxygen half way through a sentence and choking out the final words like they are my last.... that's how you keep the audience hanging on your words, mothersucker!

I can't even make it half way through a show without letting my trademark cough phlegm up the proceedings.



And my pièce de résistance... yell at the fake caller to sound powerful and in control! Flakeriffic!

You want more? Howzabout hearing me turn the pages of my script? Ever think of using a script, Noory? Wait a minute, was that just a fart? Nothing says, "Welcome to the 52nd minute of babbling" like a big audible fart! YUMMY!

I will leave you with my favorite quote from my great podcast...

"I think Art Bell got knocked off the ARE on purpose beBURPcause he was revealing stuff..."

Imagine what you can hear if you actually listen to this garbage instead of skimming through it in 4 minutes?

[eeieeyeoh]

I'm thankful the topic of thread was changed back to the original.

Glad I wasn't duplicated either on another thread now seemingly changed back into 1 w/original title.

Are you proud of yourself and your personal attack wickedness display?

Perhaps "Bart Ell" will get a page in a history book or 2.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'm thankful the topic of thread was changed back to the original.

Glad I wasn't duplicated either on another thread now seemingly changed back into 1 w/original title.

Are you proud of yourself and your personal attack wickedness display?

Perhaps "Bart Ell" will get a page in a history book or 2.

Can this site support two village idiots?

[Yorkshire pud]

Can this site support two village idiots?

Be brave; Now breeeeaaathhhh...slowly, and inhale........exhale.............

Better?

[aldousburbank]

Can this site support two village idiots?

Currently 3, not including me. yawn...

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

This is my favorite of all of Falkie's videos.

And yes, he does knock out a jolly good fart at about the 52 minute mark in his "podcast."  Goodness, someone needs a producer.

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[Bart Ell]

And yes, he does knock out a jolly good fart at about the 52 minute mark in his "podcast." 

[Bart Ell]

This is my favorite of all of Falkie's videos.
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Seems like all the rest of them to me. Nothing out of the ordinary there.

[imagine]

As soon as I get my new credit card its off to the Apple store. The idot bank sent me an email on the 6th saying it was on its way. I called them yesterday and the card wasn't even created until the 19th. Bank told me I should have it Monday. Have to get $30 software to record calls as skype isn't working right for that.

I can see you have pretty much made up your mind but you might take the remainder of the weekend to really give some thought to this and perhaps change your mind about the credit card.  It isn't worth it to go into debt over this, Falkie.  Really, think about it as you just might be getting yourself into unnecessary hot water down the road.  Just refuse it on Monday and wait until you have the extra money to get what you want later.  Of course, this is just my opinion.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I can see you have pretty much made up your mind but you might take the remainder of the weekend to really give some thought to this and perhaps change your mind about the credit card.  It isn't worth it to go into debt over this, Falkie.  Really, think about it as you just might be getting yourself into unnecessary hot water down the road.  Just refuse it on Monday and wait until you have the extra money to get what you want later.  Of course, this is just my opinion.

I hear you and I agree, in part.  On the other hand, Falkie's a 61 year old male who is morbidly obese and doesn't live what you would call a healthy lifestyle.  Considering that, perhaps he should just go for it, as in the following video.

I say go for it Falkie, and bang those twins till you shake the wax from their ears.

Coke commercial, old guy has a good life

[Ell Bart]

I hear you and I agree, in part.  On the other hand, Falkie's a 61 year old male who is morbidly obese and doesn't live what you would call a healthy lifestyle.  Considering that, perhaps he should just go for it, as in the following video.

I say go for it Falkie, and bang those twins till you shake the wax from their ears.

Coke commercial, old guy has a good life

http://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8

[Bart Ell]

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!



Yesterday was a very productive day here at Flakie Industries. Firstly, me and the dusty, stuffed animals had a roundtable discussion vis a vis my proposed name change to "The Farting Podcaster". Gus, the stuffed woodchuck felt that "The Podfarter" was a better name but Cleo Van PooPooPants, the stuffed monkey, felt that Ricky Gervais may go after me for almost copyright infringement on his "Podfather" name. Good thinking Cleo!



My fart has been heard almost a dozen times and is gaining steam (wind?) daily. For those that missed it - yes, I did fart on my first podcast. After a coughing fit I was overcome with gas and let one rip. I know I told everyone that my podcast was edited but I felt it was germane to the conversation so I left the fart intact. I wish my podcast featured smellovision so that all of you could experience the distinct aroma of rotting KFC that accompanied the ripping fart.



Look, we all cough and fart. We also all lust after Moms big ole titties too, right? Some of you feel I should try to avoid things like that but I don't want to offer an edited version of myself. I am as real as they come, Pedro. I am to paranormal broadcasting as Daniel Carver is to black rights.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Carver

Some of you think this is all a work, that I am the modern day Tony Clifton. Let me assure you all, this is not performance art, I really am this daft and out of touch with reality. I mean who else would argue that they are not allergic to dust so there would be no reason to get rid of the dust since I am not allergic? Dust is just settled air and does no harm to you if left undisturbed. Did I mention I am NOT allergic to dust?

[Yorkshire pud]

You know how you think Falkie is the injured party, misunderstood and being picked on?

These are only from today:

Even Mortimer Snerd would be a better host than Noory.
Now if they'd get rid of all those Carnivoora and other patent medicine commercials ...

or there's:

Only Eastern  philosophies I know are chipped ham, Klondike bars and Primanti sandwiches.
As for Noory being a corporate puppet, that insults puppets and marionettes everywhere.

Still the innocent?

[Bart Ell]

Still the innocent?

[littlechris]

It looks like Falkie is chopping cocaine. How the hell does Falkie afford cocaine, living off a government check???

[Bart Ell]

How the hell does Falkie afford cocaine, living off a government check???

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It looks like he is masturbating a light bulb in his lap.

[eeieeyeoh]

It looks like he is masturbating a light bulb in his lap.

I don't think looking at a light bulb in lap is normal.

[steelbot]

It looks like he is masturbating a light bulb in his lap.

Better than brushing a wig on an asian doll head, or making out with it either... SO if a taken out of context gif's brings you that much joy, go watch full videos of casio - they'll have you dying.

[Nova]

Do you people have absolutely nothing better to do with your time than to make these gifs?  It's almost to the point of stalking.  Well, wait, I think it already is.

[Bart Ell]

[littlechris]

Do you people have absolutely nothing better to do with your time than to make these gifs?  It's almost to the point of stalking.  Well, wait, I think it already is.

Coming Soon....The Official George Senda fan page.

[area51drone]

I wonder if anyone has tried to see what's on Falkie's screen based on the reflection in his glasses...

[ziznak]

Better than brushing a wig on an asian doll head, or making out with it either... SO if a taken out of context gif's brings you that much joy, go watch full videos of casio - they'll have you dying.

here try this one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mGuYzCBEAOE

[aldousburbank]

Better than brushing a wig on an asian doll head, or making out with it either... SO if a taken out of context gif's brings you that much joy, go watch full videos of casio - they'll have you dying.

Or get laid  :