The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

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Big Chicken

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 05, 2022, 06:41:57 PM
This piteous creature has not yet left this world. The Big Chicken tried to help him once with sound advice from the Apostle Paul. He cursed at me and at the Apostle Paul. Stated that we should go f*ck ourselves. He refused to accept his mortality. Does he not know that the third circle of hell awaits him?



MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Big Chicken on August 05, 2022, 10:46:50 PMThis piteous creature has not yet left this world. The Big Chicken tried to help him once with sound advice from the Apostle Paul. He cursed at me and at the Apostle Paul. Stated that we should go f*ck ourselves. He refused to accept his mortality. Does he not know that the third circle of hell awaits him?



Plus he owes me $16 for the laptop I sent him.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Element 115 on August 05, 2022, 07:09:42 PMFatlock
I don't know if you came up with that one yourself, or it's become common currency in the Sendaverse, but that made me laugh.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2022, 07:43:26 AMLol. Is this true? Did he get any of this on video?

I love it when he interacts with the public.
I don't think you are allowed to record anything yourself in a court. I didn't think even Senda would be dumb enough to think he would get anything out of this case other than a headache. 

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 05, 2022, 01:41:06 PMAlso, it seems that Hot Ruby from the bus line may have informed Mr. Beast of Senda's existence so keep an eye peeled for developments.  8)
I suppose this is what I get for stepping back from the Sendaverse. Who? What?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 06, 2022, 05:34:25 AMI suppose this is what I get for stepping back from the Sendaverse. Who? What?


Ruby is one of the General Managers at the Contra Costa County Connections bus line that Senda apparently interacted with. A little research by the trolls found her LinkedIn page where it was discovered that she was quite attractive - hence 'Hot Ruby'.
So much so that Bateman picked Penelope Cruz to play her role in his 'Fatlock' rendition.
https://streamable.com/wmsfln
She showed up in chat the other day and she stated she had connections with YouTuber, Mr. Beast and would inform his followers of Senda's existence. Which could be a nice little revenue stream for Senda but he'll screw that unscrewable pooch. You can do a quick search on 'YouTube MrBeast' and learn more about him. Senda could do well out of it but will his paranoia and nasty manner allow that to happen?



Roswells, Art

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 06, 2022, 05:20:19 AMI don't think you are allowed to record anything yourself in a court. I didn't think even Senda would be dumb enough to think he would get anything out of this case other than a headache.
Yeah, you're right. I just got too excited with the thought of Falkie being himself in a courtroom. The image of Falkie sitting on the stand screaming in pain while the judge looks on in bewilderment and his attorney sitting at a table with her face in her hands makes me laugh. Was there at least a sketch artist in the room?

What was Kathy doing at the time, watching from the gallery while tearing into a box of take-out ribs and spaghetti?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 05, 2022, 06:33:57 PM


George keeps on getting better as he ages.


I didn't notice any improvement in his videography skills since the last time I watched about a year ago. I guess once you hit perfection there's no getting better.

"There's the hamburger." *Shows the empty side of the plate. lol

Thanks for posting the video.


WhiteCrow

Quote from: Element 115 on August 05, 2022, 07:11:29 PMSince implants are 1k a piece, maybe better luck with a GoFundMe for dentures. They need to clean TF out of his maxillary first though.

There are dental insurance plans that could possiblity offer coverage to help George get dentures. Also dental schools offer free sevices.

If there is a will there is a way. 

George may just need some advice and  guidance to get him started. For some forgotten reason George banned me from his youtube live chat. Maybe someone could reach out to George and find out if he has plans for implants or dentures. 

Love ALL

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 06, 2022, 11:25:29 AMI didn't notice any improvement in his videography skills since the last time I watched about a year ago. I guess once you hit perfection there's no getting better.

"There's the hamburger." *Shows the empty side of the plate. lol

Thanks for posting the video.



You are most welcome!

As we have witnessed things come and go. All things eventually must past.

I respect George for always trying to "be there" for us.

George is a like a force unto himself, and I take comfort knowing he is out there for us. A youtube real live video companion that be counted on when needed.

Yes, George is truly a Yotube Superstar

Love ALL

aldousburbank

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 06, 2022, 02:32:44 PMThere are dental insurance plans that could possiblity offer coverage to help George get dentures. Also dental schools offer free 
Let's see... George Noory almost became a dentist... George Senda almost got dental work done... This is how the universe connects everything. Or not. 

whoozit

George's lack of teeth is an opportunity to make a few bucks at one blow.

chefist

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 05, 2022, 11:22:05 PMPlus he owes me $16 for the laptop I sent him.
"YOUR HONOR...MICHAEL VANDERHOOVEN PUT CAMERAS IN MY ETHERNET CABLES!"


WhiteCrow

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 06, 2022, 03:14:13 PMLet's see... George Noory almost became a dentist... George Senda almost got dental work done... This is how the universe connects everything. Or not.
"There is no coincidence. Only the illusion of coincidence"

There's no real magic in this world, only love, the rest's just smoke and mirrors.

Is it a coincidence that MV restarted Bellgab and then George posted a video about eating a free hamburger without any teeth? 

There are no coincidences, everything is smoke and mirrors, except Love.

Only Love will get George new teeth

Can you/we love George? 

Love ALL 

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 06, 2022, 10:25:36 AMYeah, you're right. I just got too excited with the thought of Falkie being himself in a courtroom. The image of Falkie sitting on the stand screaming in pain while the judge looks on in bewilderment and his attorney sitting at a table with her face in her hands makes me laugh. Was there at least a sketch artist in the room?

What was Kathy doing at the time, watching from the gallery while tearing into a box of take-out ribs and spaghetti?
I think the idea was that Kathy would give some moving testimony about what pain her man has been in owing to the negligence of the hellhounds running the public transport system, while judiciously avoiding the fact that The Sweet One has previously taken the love of her life to court for a restraining order over domestic violence. Ratty Patty was also expected to weigh in with her thunder thighs, but neither of them were allowed and confined themselves to sending the court a letter. I would dearly love to read that letter as I'm sure it must be a grammatical nightmare.

As far as I know Senda was defending himself - with all the vigour available to a man with such colossal legal knowledge and rhetorical skills. I don't think any attorneys are going to be queuing up to plead a case for a broke-ass, mentally-ill senior who doesn't have any evidence for his claim. I'm surprised it even reached the court but I guess they have to process what comes up, but not spent any more time on it than they have to.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: whoozit on August 06, 2022, 03:28:23 PMGeorge's lack of teeth is an opportunity to make a few bucks at one blow.
You aren't the first person to make this scurrilous suggestion. It has also been noted that the fulsome Senda embonpoint would provide a pretty satisfying experience for those who wanted to give that grisly horror a pearl necklace.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 06, 2022, 07:31:28 AMRuby is one of the General Managers at the Contra Costa County Connections bus line that Senda apparently interacted with. A little research by the trolls found her LinkedIn page where it was discovered that she was quite attractive - hence 'Hot Ruby'.
So much so that Bateman picked Penelope Cruz to play her role in his 'Fatlock' rendition.
https://streamable.com/wmsfln
She showed up in chat the other day and she stated she had connections with YouTuber, Mr. Beast and would inform his followers of Senda's existence. Which could be a nice little revenue stream for Senda but he'll screw that unscrewable pooch. You can do a quick search on 'YouTube MrBeast' and learn more about him. Senda could do well out of it but will his paranoia and nasty manner allow that to happen?



Oh, almost certainly he will make a mess of anything that might be even slightly promising.

That video was hilarious. I didn't realise 'Fatlock' was a thing. I've always thought there was more than a touch of the Ignatius J Reilly about Senda, with Kathy as his Myrna Mynkoff. I sometimes think that he has the potential to turn into a genuine internet sensation, but then again perhaps it's all just too niche and depressing to really appeal to that many people. And he'll probably croak right at the moment he starts to get some belated traction. Honestly, if they can make a ten-part series about the making of the fucking Godfather, how the hell does Senda not have some sort of low-budget sludgeumentary made about him by now? Actually, it might work best for a British audience, who appreciate the kind of humour that makes you want to slit your wrists.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 08, 2022, 04:08:35 AMI sometimes think that he has the potential to turn into a genuine internet sensation
The Chair of Death spawned a few reaction videos earlier in the year like this one from Elizabeth Zharoff but no real traction was gained sadly.
https://streamable.com/arol9b

For any that might have missed it. The apex of all Unboxing videos. I hung tough with Senda live for all four hours as he assembled the big, red contraption live on air. Was it time well spent? I don't know but I was just certain that he was gonna poke his eye out and did not want to risk missing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPEL2sfZ2yo 

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 08, 2022, 04:47:01 AMThe Chair of Death spawned a few reaction videos earlier in the year like this one from Elizabeth Zharoff but no real traction was gained sadly.
https://streamable.com/arol9b
Senda reminds her of a dying animal. I think that sums up his 'appeal' for some people. 

Roswells, Art

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 08, 2022, 03:57:08 AMYou aren't the first person to make this scurrilous suggestion. It has also been noted that the fulsome Senda embonpoint would provide a pretty satisfying experience for those who wanted to give that grisly horror a pearl necklace.
Jesus Christ!

An interesting episode where Senda discusses his plan to have Patty drive him to a storage facility where he will rent a dolly for $11. They will return to Senda's pad, attempt to carve a path to the dying refrigerator by piling shit up on his bed. They will then leave the unit "downstairs" and Senda will  purchase an Igloo cooler which he will routinely fill with ice at $3 a bag until he can save up enough for a chest freezer which he shall prop up via milk crates. 

I could not have made that lunacy up if I had to.  8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNp8J8Ylqqs 

paladin1991

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 05, 2022, 06:33:57 PM


George keeps on getting better as he ages.

"Hard to eat a (free) hamburger without any teeth"


Good God.  

paladin1991

Quote from: Big Chicken on August 05, 2022, 10:46:50 PMThis piteous creature has not yet left this world. The Big Chicken tried to help him once with sound advice from the Apostle Paul. He cursed at me and at the Apostle Paul. Stated that we should go f*ck ourselves. He refused to accept his mortality. Does he not know that the third circle of hell awaits him?



He owes me 5 buxx for his fucking cinnabon

Roswells, Art

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 11, 2022, 06:41:40 PMHe owes me 5 buxx for his fucking cinnabon
That might have been the incident that caused me to turn on Falkie. He called you cheap because you donated only five dollars. Wasn't it supposed to go to Kathy? I think he said he wasn't going to give her such a paltry amount so decided to use the money for Cinnabon. 

MV/Liberace!

Where it all began. I thought he looked like shit in recent videos (pale and close to death), but looking at this video from eight years ago, those weren't exactly his glory days either.

https://youtu.be/zEapRuwcZ14

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 12, 2022, 03:33:51 PMWhere it all began. I thought he looked like shit in recent videos (pale and close to death), but looking at this video from eight years ago, those weren't exactly his glory days either.

https://youtu.be/zEapRuwcZ14

I'm James Quall, spaghetti and meatballs


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