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« Reply #101700 on: November 12, 2019, 04:59:36 PM »
That must be really frustrating for him.

Senda will never break up with Kathy.  What other human female would allow herself to be beaten by George fuckin Senda?  He would have to steal a cow.  And what an epic battle of wits THAT would be.

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« Reply #101701 on: November 12, 2019, 05:11:02 PM »
Senda will never break up with Kathy.  What other human female would allow herself to be beaten by George fuckin Senda?  He would have to steal a cow.  And what an epic battle of wits THAT would be.

How’s your filipino “stepdaughter” doing?

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« Reply #101702 on: November 12, 2019, 05:11:22 PM »


I really don't think it's a sinus infection George.  Have you tried using one of these while you're in your apartment?  I'm only trying to help.



George Senda will try anything if it involves putting it in his mouth and swallowing. I was going to make a joke before watching the video about being surprised he didn't put barbecue sauce in it but he actually did it...and SUGAR! he added sugar. Who doesn't want to watch someone drinking straight barbecue sauce? I ask you. "It raises your blood level" I'm sure your blood level is just fine, Falkie, it's your fat level that needs to be lowered. "My tongue is weak" oh, poor Kathy. At least he's planning for the emergency room for three or four days later because fuck anyone else that might be a hairs breadth away from actually dying through no fault of their own when he decides to waddle in.

I wonder if emergency rooms/trauma centers have a protocol for the Falkies of the nation.


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« Reply #101703 on: November 12, 2019, 05:28:08 PM »


I really don't think it's a sinus infection George.  Have you tried using one of these while you're in your apartment?  I'm only trying to help.






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« Reply #101704 on: November 12, 2019, 05:33:57 PM »
George Senda will try anything if it involves putting it in his mouth and swallowing. I was going to make a joke before watching the video about being surprised he didn't put barbecue sauce in it but he actually did it...and SUGAR! he added sugar. Who doesn't want to watch someone drinking straight barbecue sauce? I ask you. "It raises your blood level" I'm sure your blood level is just fine, Falkie, it's your fat level that needs to be lowered. "My tongue is weak" oh, poor Kathy. At least he's planning for the emergency room for three or four days later because fuck anyone else that might be a hairs breadth away from actually dying through no fault of their own when he decides to waddle in.

I wonder if emergency rooms/trauma centers have a protocol for the Falkies of the nation.

He claims his knees are shot (that's why he's "disabled," snicker snicker).  So how does he hoist himself to a standing position after he's done taking a shit?

Is it possible that he shits in the shower and pushes it down the drain?

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« Reply #101705 on: November 12, 2019, 05:36:23 PM »
He claims his knees are shot (that's why he's "disabled," snicker snicker).  So how does he hoist himself to a standing position after he's done taking a shit?

Is it possible that he shits in the shower and pushes it down the drain?

And you let your filipino “stepdaughter” read this stuff, do you? :D

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« Reply #101706 on: November 12, 2019, 05:52:31 PM »
He claims his knees are shot (that's why he's "disabled," snicker snicker).  So how does he hoist himself to a standing position after he's done taking a shit?


I'd have to imagine that bowel movement time for him is an ardous task to be dreaded.  The sitting.  The grunting.  The groaning.  The Multiple flushing. The gyrations and straining during the feeble attempts at wiping.  Then trying to get off the stool with out ripping the seat off or pulling down the john paper roll dispenser.

Damn.   I get exhausted just considering the  mechanics.    Think I'll take a nap.


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« Reply #101707 on: November 12, 2019, 05:56:27 PM »
I'd have to imagine that bowel movement time for him is an ardous task to be dreaded.  The sitting.  The grunting.  The groaning.  The Multiple flushing. The gyrations and straining during the feeble attempts at wiping.  Then trying to get off the stool with out ripping the seat off or pulling down the john paper roll dispenser.

Damn.   I get exhausted just considering the  mechanics.    Think I'll take a nap.

That toilet should win some sort of award of valor. I don't care if it's an inanimate object. It's seen some shit.

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« Reply #101708 on: November 12, 2019, 06:06:34 PM »
That toilet should win some sort of award of valor. I don't care if it's an inanimate object. It's seen some shit.

Oh yeah.  A seat in a NYC subway car or a port-a-potty at a NASCAR race has a better time of it.   I wonder if it was like Josef Stalin or somebody and that is just one little stop in hell. 

Satan: "Joe.  You were a bad man, killing 30 million folks and what not.  You are going to spend time in the Hacienda where The Guy from Pittsburgh is going to blow ass into you".   

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« Reply #101709 on: November 12, 2019, 06:09:07 PM »
Oh yeah.  A seat in a NYC subway car or a port-a-potty at a NASCAR race has a better time of it.   I wonder if it was like Josef Stalin or somebody and that is just one little stop in hell. 

Satan: "Joe.  You were a bad man, killing 30 million folks and what not.  You are going to spend time in the Hacienda where The Guy from Pittsburgh is going to blow ass into you".

Clinton body count. ;)


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« Reply #101711 on: November 12, 2019, 07:31:59 PM »
Wiping is work. 

Hard work.
You can tell from his shit encrusted fingernails he is thorough.

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« Reply #101712 on: November 12, 2019, 08:35:24 PM »
George Senda will try anything if it involves putting it in his mouth and swallowing. I was going to make a joke before watching the video about being surprised he didn't put barbecue sauce in it but he actually did it...and SUGAR! he added sugar. Who doesn't want to watch someone drinking straight barbecue sauce? I ask you. "It raises your blood level" I'm sure your blood level is just fine, Falkie, it's your fat level that needs to be lowered. "My tongue is weak" oh, poor Kathy. At least he's planning for the emergency room for three or four days later because fuck anyone else that might be a hairs breadth away from actually dying through no fault of their own when he decides to waddle in.

I wonder if emergency rooms/trauma centers have a protocol for the Falkies of the nation.

My newly built hospital has 3 fully equipped "bariatric" rooms.  700 lbs human rated lifts and oversized EVERYTHING are NOT cheap.

I heard that Falkie finally broke down and got his cholesterol checked.   It came back....BACON.
C'mon Falkie just a little bit of exercise and diet control will help.  Perhaps a statin?

peace
Hog

GEORGE SENDA ***Going LIVE in 30 minutes***
« Reply #101713 on: November 16, 2019, 03:32:09 PM »

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« Reply #101714 on: November 16, 2019, 04:09:48 PM »
no show... yikes

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« Reply #101715 on: November 16, 2019, 11:08:40 PM »
Oh this is big news, I had no idea there was trouble in paradise.

Not only was there trouble, but it burned to the ground almost exactly one year ago.


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« Reply #101716 on: November 18, 2019, 12:43:24 AM »
George Senda has become unglued? First his "fortress" is forfeit, and now his thread is falling on the page.

How, exactly, is this designed to "make him money?"  :'(

*Is this in response to my rather tasteless Paradise "joke"?

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« Reply #101717 on: November 20, 2019, 12:41:13 AM »


Sendy gets spendy.  He re-pawns some silver and gets himself a meatball at Subway.  Sendanomics 101. 

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« Reply #101718 on: November 20, 2019, 05:35:15 AM »


Sendy gets spendy.  He re-pawns some silver and gets himself a meatball at Subway.  Sendanomics 101.
I wonder if he could pawn the Subway meatball to recover some silver?

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« Reply #101719 on: November 20, 2019, 07:50:58 AM »


Sendy gets spendy.  He re-pawns some silver and gets himself a meatball at Subway.  Sendanomics 101.

With pumpkin AND spices?! ???

The Sara Lee people have really outdone themselves this time. :D

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« Reply #101720 on: November 22, 2019, 08:00:35 AM »


George seems so happy and proud of his clean tool drawer.  It looks like an oasis in a desert of crud.

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« Reply #101721 on: November 24, 2019, 06:24:25 PM »
Would it be wrong to send George a couple of bales of hay to complete the barn look of his hovel?


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« Reply #101723 on: November 28, 2019, 02:14:19 AM »
I'm curious if he's going to eat turkey from a can.

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« Reply #101724 on: November 28, 2019, 03:45:05 AM »
I'm curious if he's going to eat turkey from a can.

LOL!

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« Reply #101725 on: November 28, 2019, 07:54:01 AM »


Happy Thanksgiving George!

 :)

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« Reply #101726 on: November 28, 2019, 12:50:00 PM »
I wish George was here to give me advice on cooking my turkey.

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« Reply #101727 on: November 30, 2019, 02:30:15 PM »


Go BILLS!

"That's how broke you get when you run out of money". - George Senda

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« Reply #101728 on: December 01, 2019, 01:13:19 AM »


So George is starting up a new collection looks like.

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« Reply #101729 on: December 01, 2019, 01:47:48 AM »


Go BILLS!

"That's how broke you get when you run out of money". - George Senda


It's pretty incredible, tacos from Jack in the box on thanksgiving..... I would feel sorry him, but it's George Senda.