The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SredniVashtar]

Sheraton

Henceforth to be renamed the 'Shitaton' after Senda's visit.

[SredniVashtar]

George said he will be swimming in the pool & possibly do a livestream or do a video from there.  I could be wrong...as Brig says

'Help! There's a manatee in the pool!'

I hope this will give us a chance to witness topless, poolside Senda. I've been wanting to look at those moobs for years. Nothing weird about that.

[GravitySucks]

Henceforth to be renamed the 'Shitaton' after Senda's visit.

He will be writing to the CEO when he realizes he is only getting his room for 20 hours of the 24 hour day. I don't know how many hours that is in metric.

[Yorkshire pud]

Alright then, she's in charge.  I'm done thinking this Samsquatch Rescue Operation (a trademarked subsidiary of Taintco, a Bell gab company) through.  Have Laura plan the op, but I get to kick in the door, right?  Yeah?  Pud can throw the expired fish lure in.....

Yes, alright, you can kick the door down...But NO flash bangs or frag grenades, okay? I mean it.

[Yorkshire pud]

'Help! There's a manatee in the pool!'

I hope this will give us a chance to witness topless, poolside Senda. I've been wanting to look at those moobs for years. Nothing weird about that.

Why would anyone but the most uptight stick in the mud think otherwise?

[GravitySucks]

So, did he miss the train or does it just not have wifi?

[Yorkshire pud]

https://youtu.be/ZaQq5dvWVdk
well, FAT FALKIE did arise in time to catch the Amtrak...
he does need to get that dried sauce cleaned off his chin before boarding though

left to wonder how he enjoyed his after slow Kathy’s pizza “snack”

Raw ? Yep, just like oysters, the “Clam that ate Cincinnati” (FAT FALKIE first shucks it, and slow Kathy does enjoy the foreplay) is fantastic raw, claims FAT FALKIE.  FAT FALKIE claims the sweet, pleasantly chewy flesh is especially delicious with cocktail sauce.
or...
Steamed ?
since it was quite hot in the Love Shack last night...
Steaming the “Clam that ate Cincinnati”  in a sofa bed is all about saving every last bit of that delicious briny liquid. FAT FALKIE then explains he adds nothing more than butter and water, Sautéeing a little garlic first never hurts, nor does swapping the water for Snapple. He then adds  plenty of herbs just before he dines. To really make the most of the juices, he either will toss the “Clam that ate Cincinnati” with pasta or devour with plenty of bread for dipping in the juices. And if he really wants to gild the lily, he adds kielbasa  Or foie gras. Yes, you read that right.

Another 'lifestyle' magazine exclusive: "Clam talk with our very own Samsquatch Kathy; She teases us with ideas for your next chowda."

Shellfish monthly:-"Feast on clam" Kathy shows us in detail how she likes it.

Bay area event weekly:- "Displaying your clams at their peak; We get the lo down with Kathy"

Disgusting porn monthly:- (We're sorry to inform our readers but the article we promised last month was too much even for us, and we spiked it, we're sorry to our loyal readers who anticipated the eight page spread of 'Kathy from the bay area')

[Yorkshire pud]

So, did he miss the train or does it just not have wifi?

Either way, someone is going to pay.

[chefist]

Rivetting

[Lilith]

Either way, someone is going to pay.

ikr?

[GravitySucks]

Vegas bookies are still accepting bets at 50/50 that he missed his train. Belly up to the betting window.

[Yorkshire pud]

Vegas bookies are still accepting bets at 50/50 that he missed his train. Belly up to the betting window.

I would have hoped he'd have managed at least a few minutes live.. It's going to be a long twelve hours.

[WhiteCrow]

I would have hoped he'd have managed at least a few minutes live.. It's going to be a long twelve hours.

The Big Guy is off on his Big Adventure

I'm so excited!


https://youtu.be/-lLr7Fhh67c

[Lilith]

Vegas bookies are still accepting bets at 50/50 that he missed his train. Belly up to the betting window.

I'm thinking maybe luggage limits on the train issues?

[GravitySucks]

I'm thinking maybe luggage limits on the train issues?

Weight limits? Oh brig. You tickle me so.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm thinking maybe luggage limits on the train issues?

He can cut back on that; Wear two pairs of shorts, two or three t shirts...The shorts can be turned inside out after two or three days to give even shit stain display to the outside world.

[Happier Times are Coming]

He can cut back on that; Wear two pairs of shorts, two or three t shirts...The shorts can be turned inside out after two or three days to give even shit stain display to the outside world.

I have often wondered why FAT FALKIE doesn’t just go with an all BLACK wardrobe ?
many famous people have and do today !
it would also help FAT FALKIE hide those unfortunate bodily fluid and food stains...
another plus is nobody would notice anymore when he wears his GIANT RED SHORTS and his T-shirt for weeks on end...
and doesn’t BLACK make FAT FALKIE look younger and NOT as FAT ?

thinking for FAT FALKIE

[Bluejay]

I have often wondered why FAT FALKIE doesn’t just go with an all BLACK wardrobe ?
many famous people have and do today !
it would also help FAT FALKIE hide those unfortunate bodily fluid and food stains...
another plus is nobody would notice anymore when he wears his GIANT RED SHORTS and his T-shirt for weeks on end...
and doesn’t BLACK make FAT FALKIE look younger and NOT as FAT ?

thinking for FAT FALKIE

Ah yes, I see your point.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Ah yes, I see your point.

is that the supreme leader of North Korea ?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

No updates yet?  I'm concerned.

[SnapT]

Live from Aliencon...

https://youtu.be/c6BOTCe9Vmg

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Live from Aliencon...

https://youtu.be/c6BOTCe9Vmg

Thanks for the vid, SnapT.  No sign of our boy.  Either he is still on the train in the dining car, or perhaps the nice lady shooting the livestream hadn't strolled by the free finger food table.

[GravitySucks]

Thanks for the vid, SnapT.  No sign of our boy.  Either he is still on the train in the dining car, or perhaps the nice lady shooting the livestream hadn't strolled by the free finger food table.

His train doesn’t get to LA until 9pm pacific time. No idea how long it will take him to get to Pasadena.

Shit. Who knows, he might wake up in San Diego.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

His train doesn’t get to LA until 9pm pacific time. No idea how long it will take him to get to Pasadena.

Shit. Who knows, he might wake up in San Diego.

Thanks for the info.  I had no idea it was going to take him that long to get there.  I suppose if his listeners weren't such cheapskates, he could have afforded a plane ticket.  San Diego is a possibility, but can a guy hope a little further south?  I'd pay good money to see a livestream of Falkie waking up in TJ with all those Mexicans about.  How do you say "I'm trying to get to AlienCon" in Spanish?

[GravitySucks]

Thanks for the info.  I had no idea it was going to take him that long to get there.  I suppose if his listeners weren't such cheapskates, he could have afforded a plane ticket.  San Diego is a possibility, but can a guy hope a little further south?  I'd pay good money to see a livestream of Falkie waking up in TJ with all those Mexicans about.  How do you say "I'm trying to get to AlienCon" in Spanish?

Can you imagine him trying to get through TSA with two precooked TV dinners, some fruit, some cooked sweet corn, a couple of potatoes and the butter buds?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Can you imagine him trying to get through TSA with two precooked TV dinners, some fruit, some cooked sweet corn, a couple of potatoes and the butter buds?

Haha!  There would certainly be an incident.  No question.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Live from Aliencon...

https://youtu.be/c6BOTCe9Vmg

it’s started without FAT FALKIE ?

how is that possible ?

[GravitySucks]

it’s started without FAT FALKIE ?

how is that possible ?

He got really worried when he finally read the schedule and saw LMH was signing autographs today. He paid for a photo op. I think that may be Sunday.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I'm thinking maybe luggage limits on the train issues?

We know that there has got to be SOME kind of issue.  Wifi problems, lack of power for his electronics, an abuse of power from a railroad employee, inexplicable digestive problems after eating all three tv dinners in one sitting, a disagreeable passenger...fools, haters, trolls...the list is endless.  We do know that when Falkie does have a problem, he is often reluctant to tell anyone about it right away for fear that the haters will revel, or he has to have time to spin the story, insuring that it was anyone's fault but his own.  We get to hear of it eventually.

[NXOEED]

Live from Aliencon...

https://youtu.be/c6BOTCe9Vmg

Well that's depressing. It basically looks exactly like the UFO congress they hold every year out here in AZ. Just mazes of UFO bullshit to herd human cattle through. Fuck space.