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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

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GravitySucks

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 11, 2018, 06:59:15 PM
At least some of it hit the target.  The more there, the less caked in the cuticles.......................

Go eat your raisins.



SnapT

Quote from: FallenSeraph on May 11, 2018, 06:56:57 PM
This is awesome! You are talented AF.

Thanks!  (By the way, I just happened to turn on the Report of the Week livestream just now as he was reading your SuperChat about wine!)

Quote from: FallenSeraph on May 11, 2018, 06:37:50 PM
A big heavy sigh. NO MORE MONEY FROM ME, GEORGE. Stop dropping my damn name.

Back in the short window of time when Senda was regarded as a loveable retard, Aldous offered to visit Martinez and buy him lunch.

That was three and a half years ago.  Senda STILL makes snarky references to Aldous being a reneguer.

He is never, EVER going to forget that you dropped a grand and a half on him in the past.  If you are an easy mark once, you'll be an easy mark twice.

Quote from: FallenSeraph on May 11, 2018, 06:54:41 PM
When have I been reaching for my purse RECENTLY? The two times my fake YT accounts have given him $2 minus the 40% YT apparently takes? You have to PAY UP if you don't want to get BANNED, as I've learned the hard way.

I have to take care of my mom now. He gets no sympathy from me anymore.

Trying to catch up on this thread feels impossible.

See what I mean, folks?  The chicks open their purses and waterspouts for Senda, try to rationalize it away, and then change the subject.

Small wonder that they are the weaker sex.

GravitySucks

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 11, 2018, 07:35:19 PM
See what I mean, folks?  The chicks open their purses and waterspouts for Senda, try to rationalize it away, and then change the subject.

Small wonder that they are the weaker sex.

But for people like me they are the only sex. Quit picking on her.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 11, 2018, 07:36:50 PM
But for people like me they are the only sex. Quit picking on her.

I'm sure that she can take care of herself, Sir Gallahad.

GravitySucks

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 11, 2018, 07:39:46 PM
I'm sure that she can take care of herself, Sir Gallahad.

I know. I just had a headache and felt like bitching at someone. As you were.

Fyodor Gutman

I suspect Senda's donators did so to comfort their own souls, not so much to help a mental deficient.


GravitySucks

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 11, 2018, 07:41:40 PM
So, a blowjob is out of the question, then?

Pretty much. Last time I held your ears you got a tad aggressive.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 11, 2018, 07:42:33 PM
Pretty much. Last time I held your ears you got a tad aggressive.

Well, that was predictable.

Back on SFRB, one of the chicks playfully made a post offering to give Senda a blowjob.  And he went kinda nuts, ranting and raving about his last twenty years of physical ailments and his mother hounding him and on and on.

So someone said, Hey stupid why did you go off the rails like that over a blowjob?  And he replied that he misread it, all he saw was that she was offering him a job.

hey-YOHHHHH

Seems like someone came through with some internet bucks.  Canned tamales bought, Coin loan interest paid down at the Pawn,  dustpan was stepped upon and smushed
so a replacement was acquired, paper towels and batteries too!    George also working on a lining up a paranormal field guest to interview.   Things are hopping again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOvkVDg-2Uo

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2018, 07:06:54 AM
Seems like someone came through with some internet bucks.  Canned tamales bought, Coin loan interest paid down at the Pawn,  dustpan was stepped upon and smushed
so a replacement was acquired, paper towels and batteries too!    George also working on a lining up a paranormal field guest to interview.   Things are hopping again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOvkVDg-2Uo

Who the fuck makes a video to tell five people they bought a pack of AAAs? 

A friend asked.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 11, 2018, 07:51:57 PM
Well, that was predictable.

Back on SFRB, one of the chicks playfully made a post offering to give Senda a blowjob.  And he went kinda nuts, ranting and raving about his last twenty years of physical ailments and his mother hounding him and on and on.

So someone said, Hey stupid why did you go off the rails like that over a blowjob?  And he replied that he misread it, all he saw was that she was offering him a job.

hey-YOHHHHH
LOL
a great story !
might be a great addition to Falkie’s thread for you to post an early SFRB story once in awhile for our enjoyment (and, of course SENDA’s also)

Falkie says
“I couldn’t sleep”
“then Kathy woke me up”
?
woke up from not sleeping ?

“I’m disabled and can’t work”
“I need a day off”
“I need a night off”
?
time off from what ?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on May 12, 2018, 08:52:25 AM
Falkie says
“I couldn’t sleep”
“then Kathy woke me up”
?
woke up from not sleeping ?

“I’m disabled and can’t work”
“I need a day off”
“I need a night off”
?
time off from what ?

STFU hater!!!! >:(

Element 115

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on May 12, 2018, 08:52:25 AM
Falkie says
“I couldn’t sleep”
“then Kathy woke me up”
?
woke up from not sleeping ?

“I’m disabled and can’t work”
“I need a day off”
“I need a night off”
?
time off from what ?

Quote from: Element 115 on May 12, 2018, 09:38:32 AM


Seismosaurus stepped on the dustpan and it can no longer be found.  Interesting Physics problem for Chefist to work out............................

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2018, 10:03:04 AM
Seismosaurus stepped on the dustpan and it can no longer be found.  Interesting Physics problem for Chefist to work out............................

I suppose his weight pushed it down through the Earth's crust....Possible?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 12, 2018, 10:06:42 AM
I suppose his weight pushed it down through the Earth's crust....Possible?

If the floor of his domicile is crusty I suppose...

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 11, 2018, 07:51:57 PM
Well, that was predictable.

Back on SFRB, one of the chicks playfully made a post offering to give Senda a blowjob.  And he went kinda nuts, ranting and raving about his last twenty years of physical ailments and his mother hounding him and on and on.

So someone said, Hey stupid why did you go off the rails like that over a blowjob?  And he replied that he misread it, all he saw was that she was offering him a job.

hey-YOHHHHH

Same thing happened when talking of old Job, the Bible character.  This was a two step mistake as Falkie thought that we were discussing job, the endeavor to work for your keep, and the man...Job....only suffered a fraction of what Senda has endured.

This happened one other time when I suggested doing a welfare check on Kathy.

damon

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2018, 10:03:04 AM
Seismosaurus stepped on the dustpan and it can no longer be found.  Interesting Physics problem for Chefist to work out............................
Did the fat fuck checked his fat folds.

FallenSeraph

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 11, 2018, 07:35:19 PM
See what I mean, folks?  The chicks open their purses and waterspouts for Senda, try to rationalize it away, and then change the subject.

Small wonder that they are the weaker sex.

GOOD MORNING! Sit back down and STFU.

FallenSeraph

Quote from: SnapT on May 11, 2018, 07:23:43 PM
Thanks!  (By the way, I just happened to turn on the Report of the Week livestream just now as he was reading your SuperChat about wine!)

I love that kid. (But not in an inappropriate twitchy way.) He was featured in Forbes yesterday. Good for him!

Quote from: FallenSeraph on May 12, 2018, 10:27:35 AM
I love that kid. (But not in an inappropriate twitchy way.)
LOL...
yes, I do too !
(but NOT in an inappropriate twitchy way)

funny how on the Falkie thread to make such a statement
requires the addition of...
(but NOT in an inappropriate twitchy way)
LOL

George is getting on in age.  He may never see his desert dream come true.  Perhaps Bellgab could come together, form a LLC, set up a crowdfund, and sell $500 shares to a proposed reality series depicting a sad old man and his younger acolytes, fully funded, attempting to fight off the climate, coyotes, and a never-ending horde of trolls, hell bent on stopping them.  Chinese containers, incinerating toilets, root cellars, sand pit trout, greenhouses, guns and crossbows, and a big plastic or glass dome.  Could be ratings gold.

also enjoyed SENDA telling slow Kathy he NEVER has problems at Safeway
(suggesting it “might be her” fault ?)
I was waiting for slow Kathy to reply she has no problem with HATERS, TROLLS and MEAN SPIRITED stalkers every waking hour on the internet
(suggesting it “might be his” fault ?)

but, slow Kathy let me down...

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on May 12, 2018, 10:15:55 AM
Same thing happened when talking of old Job, the Bible character.  This was a two step mistake as Falkie thought that we were discussing job, the endeavor to work for your keep, and the man...Job....only suffered a fraction of what Senda has endured.

This happened one other time when I suggested doing a welfare check on Kathy.
the book of Job has always been interesting to me...
have discussed at length with Jesuit Priests and Pastors
(of course, also my Bishop)
but have never made the connection between Falkie and Job !
could SENDA’s future include being blessed by a container complex, becoming a host on radio, new kitties and a new samsquatch  ?

slow Kathy would first have to die a horrible death
his kitties would have to die a horrible death
his Casa Senda and all his plushies, vast library and treasures would have to go up in flames
BEFORE HIS BLESSING...

would SENDA be ok with that ?

my guess is ... HELL, YES !

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