The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[[BG]Lurker]

I think you missed Laura off, she's one of the coven of bitches that Senda has in his life.

I have heard him mention her many times, but I haven't seen any recent post. Send me an avatar that should be used for her and I'll add it!

[Yorkshire pud]

I have heard him mention her many times, but I haven't seen any recent post. Send me an avatar that should be used for her and I'll add it!

Here you are.

[[BG]Lurker]

Now THAT is what I call art.  I kind of think that somebody should sell limited edition framed prints. Beautiful!

You're going to want to up the resolution significantly and hide this from 'ID Software'. Look up: 'The Ultimate Doom', I have that original poster on my wall. The marine being attacked from all angles by Demons (Trolls) felt rather fitting for Falkie 

For reals though, the original poster is not my property.

[[BG]Lurker]

Here you are.

excellent, I think I can find a spot in the top-right (or top-left) corner.

I'll do this for you, YP, this last time.

Now... NO MORE REVISION REQUESTS!

[[BG]Lurker]

OMG my otter is on there. So cool.Friendship 

Friendship Indeed!

Your otter worked very well actually. The sharp claw is clawing at Falkie. It represents a common theme you know... because he's under constant attack for no reason by the liars, haters and trolls - those bastards and their jealous motivations!! Putting cameras in his Ethernet cables and hacking his Ipad (because it switches screen orientations automatically!!) Yes, he actually seems to believe this.

[[BG]Lurker]

Wow!  Truly a magnificent thing to behold!  Thank You Lurker!  Can I get this on a coffee mug?

Friendship.  Fiendship.  Fundship.

Sums Mr. Senda up rather well.

"you can be my friend, now give me $6.27 for cat food"

I think he steals cats around his neighborhood so he can go on the internet and panhandle for cat food money.

[SredniVashtar]

GoFundMe is going great!

They needed someone like you on the Titanic to calm things down. Face it, this thing is proving to be a fucking disaster. Senda is only marginally more popular than an Ebola milkshake and your Senda-wrangling skills are obviously non-existent. Make him do something for the money rather than slouch around like a dead walrus expecting strangers to pay his way.

[GravitySucks]

excellent, I think I can find a spot in the top-right (or top-left) corner.

I'll do this for you, YP, this last time.

Now... NO MORE REVISION REQUESTS!

You have been hanging around Falkie too long.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

They needed someone like you on the Titanic to calm things down. Face it, this thing is proving to be a fucking disaster. Senda is only marginally more popular than an Ebola milkshake and your Senda-wrangling skills are obviously non-existent. Make him do something for the money rather than slouch around like a dead walrus expecting strangers to pay his way.

This.  I am waiting to see what Falkie brings to the table in way of effort...creativity..etc to promote this thing.  So far, I haven't seen much from him without someone being there to hold his hand or do it for him.

[[BG]Lurker]

You have been hanging around Falkie too long.

Haha now that I read the all-caps, I understand exactly what you mean.

I'm reporting this post 

[[BG]Lurker]

This.  I am waiting to see what Falkie brings to the table in way of effort...creativity..etc to promote this thing.  So far, I haven't seen much from him without someone being there to hold his hand or do it for him.

I agree with BJM 100%.

He must earn my donation, the operative word here is earn.

It won't take much, but it will take more than just showing a fat stack of Benjamins on a table with the rationale being "it's not just for me, it's for Curtis too", and... "I need the gold ticket because then I can stalk some guy as he comes out of the bathroom."

I know the man doesn't want to work, but he has to do a bit more for my bills.

Don't get me wrong though, I am all for this trip. The content provided will be timeless.

Help him get on the air and take some calls. That should spike up his donations.

[3OctaveFart]

Casio belongs somewhere on the poster, he was one of Senda's earliest enemies on the site.

[Yorkshire pud]

Casio belongs somewhere on the poster, he was one of Fat Senda's earliest enemies on the site.

Absolutely not. He's filth.

[3OctaveFart]

The haters, liars and fools have always been the true stars of the thread. At least they've worked for the laughs.

Sort of how Julius Caesar's titular character is a role player in the drama who exists pretty much only to be made rid of.

[SredniVashtar]

Casio belongs somewhere on the poster, he was one of Senda's earliest enemies on the site.

Sergeant Pepper had Aleister Crowley...

[3OctaveFart]

Absolutely not. He's filth.

He's probably quite ill, I'd submit there is a difference.

Like the president someone clearly not in command of his cognitive abilities, thus a person I've decided is beneath my hatred.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Casio belongs somewhere on the poster, he was one of Senda's earliest enemies on the site.

I found this in one of Robert's online photo collections:

[Happier Times are Coming]

Absolutely not. He's filth.

perhaps an Asian wig would suffice...
as a "compromise" ?

[Dr. MD MD]

He's probably quite ill, I'd submit there is a difference.

Like the president someone clearly not in command of his cognitive abilities, thus a person I've decided is beneath my hatred.

Hey, it's good to see you're being so economic about your hatred, King Solomon. You don't want to spread it too thin.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I found this in one of Robert's online photo collections:

OMG...
you took those, didn't you ?

[[BG]Lurker]

Casio belongs somewhere on the poster, he was one of Senda's earliest enemies on the site.

Casio belongs on nothing created by me.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Hey, it's good to see you're being so economic about your hatred, King Solomon. You don't want to spread it too thin.

I didn't quite understand...
but, did make me recall I once read you spread the mayo quite thick...
LOL

(I think it was the slow Kathy's Korner, where she recanted the Mr. Ratty Patty, Falkie and a "third person" romp she witnessed looking in the window)

[Dr. MD MD]

I didn't quite understand...
but, did make me recall I once read you spread the mayo quite thick...
LOL

(I think it was the slow Kathy's Korner, where she recanted the Mr. Ratty Patty, Falkie and a "third person" romp she witnessed looking in the window)

You all done guzzling Falkie jiz today...already?! 

[Happier Times are Coming]

I'm all done guzzling Falkie jiz today...yes, already !

glad to read that !
say, by the way do you have on women's undergarments on a daily basis...
or is that a special treat you reserve for Falkie and Mr. Ratty Patty ?

have you "guys" ever considered using "olive oil" Mayo ?

[Dr. MD MD]

glad to read that !
say, by the way do you have on women's undergarments on a daily basis...
or is that a special treat you reserve for Falkie and Mr. Ratty Patty ?

have you "guys" ever considered using "olive oil" Mayo ?

I'm not sure why you feel the need to share your homosexual fantasies with me. I accept your degenerate lifestyle but I'm really not interested. You can resume your Falkie bukkake now.

[SredniVashtar]

Senda needs to do an unscreened call-in show. That's the only way he's going to get people interested enough to donate. Right now nobody cares. That's why I think this trip would be dull too, because he is too selfish and lazy to be entertaining. People could call in, he'd get mad, and it would be fun, but we all know it's the last thing he would do. Deep down I think it is self-sabotage and he really doesn't want anything to succeed because it might mean he has to change the way he lives.

[[BG]Lurker]

Senda needs to do an unscreened call-in show. That's the only way he's going to get people interested enough to donate. Right now nobody cares. That's why I think this trip would be dull too, because he is too selfish and lazy to be entertaining. People could call in, he'd get mad, and it would be fun, but we all know it's the last thing he would do. Deep down I think it is self-sabotage and he really doesn't want anything to succeed because it might mean he has to change the way he lives.

That's an interesting theory. He doesn't want to succeed because then he'd have to 'work' again. Right. If only he could have the awareness to understand the value he brings and embrace it. Instead the man is fat, nuts and paranoid. You know he wants to just take the whole contents of the GoFundMe to the bank and say "Curtis' computer got hacked" or some BS like that. I could see it. Unscreened call-in show would be great though. No doubt.

[Inglorious Bitch]

If the trip does happen, will MK get a reinforced truck, one that can handle 500 pounds of Senda? A cattle truck would do nicely.

[[BG]Lurker]

If the trip does happen, will MK get a reinforced truck, one that can handle 500 pounds of Senda? A cattle truck would do nicely.

How about a big ole' mobile crib (Industrial strength) complete with diaper, rattle and bottle.

[Inglorious Bitch]

How about a big ole' mobile crib (Industrial strength) complete with diaper, rattle and bottle.

Throw in a lactating hooker and you've got a deal.