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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Sasha on August 15, 2017, 08:48:31 AM
what will George do next ?
ideas anyone ?
(of course, I mean the next grift...)

*George always has one more up his sleeve red shorts(tm)

Well, what I found disturbing was the recent video titled "INSPECTION NO SHOW. SAFE TILL NEXT YEAR." It's as if that guy knew he'd fail the inspection, then celebrates how he's "safe" until next year. It reeks of self fulfillment. It speaks in ways that reveal that guy thinks he cheated the system again. No matter if his flat is unsafe -- because no one else matters but himself.

By stating "safe until next year" seems a disguise for stating: "I'd have failed the inspection for unsafe conditions to this building and my neighbors, but since they didn't check I am free and clear." If the guy was confident he'd pass a fair safety evaluation, I feel strongly he won't have made such a statement as being 'safe" as if he knows he's hiding something. Think about that.

Think about a HUD office that can see such public videos posted and never "gets it" that this tenant seems proud of having possibly eluded their requirements. Who admits he only attempts to "clean" or possibly address the more pressing issues of fire hazards only when the authorities check it. If they don't, well this guy seems so pleased he can continue possibly violating requirements all he wants.   

Lilith

Quote from: Here We Go Again on August 15, 2017, 10:19:49 AM
Well, what I found disturbing was the recent video titled "INSPECTION NO SHOW. SAFE TILL NEXT YEAR." It's as if that guy knew he'd fail the inspection, then celebrates how he's "safe" until next year. It reeks of self fulfillment. It speaks in ways that reveal that guy thinks he cheated the system again. No matter if his flat is unsafe -- because no one else matters but himself.

By stating "safe until next year" seems a disguise for stating: "I'd have failed the inspection for unsafe conditions to this building and my neighbors, but since they didn't check I am free and clear." If the guy was confident he'd pass a fair safety evaluation, I feel strongly he won't have made such a statement as being 'safe" as if he knows he's hiding something. Think about that.

Think about a HUD office that can see such public videos posted and never "gets it" that this tenant seems proud of having possibly eluded their requirements. Who admits he only attempts to "clean" or possibly address the more pressing issues of fire hazards only when the authorities check it. If they don't, well this guy seems so pleased he can continue possibly violating requirements all he wants.

I wonder if they did his inspection while he was away?  Or maybe they plan to come today, who knows?  But I seriously doubt they just skipped him.

I often have wondered WHY George has NO friends at the Hacienda ?
has he completely alienated everyone ?
what opinion does the management have of George ?
hasn't he EVER considered WHY everyone completely avoids him ?

George must be so lonely....

*just another reason he needs to come home...
(to Bellgab, where George has "friends")

ZaZa

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 15, 2017, 06:10:11 AM


Mission accomplished!  ;D
What FAKE MDMD,
Mission accomplished means that you will fuck this old bag brig /aka/ girlFalkie now in her ass like you did your own mother ?

chefist

Quote from: Sasha on August 15, 2017, 11:02:51 AM
I often have wondered WHY George has NO friends at the Hacienda ?
has he completely alienated everyone ?
what opinion does the management have of George ?
hasn't he EVER considered WHY everyone completely avoids him ?

George must be so lonely....

*just another reason he needs to come home...
(to Bellgab, where George has "friends")

He actually said he got into a fight with one of his neighbors. Once George opens his mouth, the average person would immediately be looking for a way out of the conversation and shake a leg on out of there.

Quote from: Sasha on August 15, 2017, 11:02:51 AM
I often have wondered WHY George has NO friends at the Hacienda ?
has he completely alienated everyone ?
what opinion does the management have of George ?
hasn't he EVER considered WHY everyone completely avoids him ?

George must be so lonely....

*just another reason he needs to come home...
(to Bellgab, where George has "friends")

Well, just hear him address anyone in public or anyone on the phone. He emphasizes he "does YouTube videos" and presents himself like a "big player" and fails to see that his crappy efforts fail in credibility. That guy fails to know that countless thousands of people are on YouTube making videos and having delusions of grandeur. But he is some special case. Well, in a way, he is.

Without realizing that so many of us have lives and care less about wasting our time seeing so many thousands of people's lives on that medium. Like we care? But that "El Gringo De Pittsburgh" is on another level. He's exceptional. He is perhaps the biggest delusional clown on YouTube -- which is no small feat the world over -- and he is one that should make everyone else feel a lot better about themselves. That's his "gift to the world" and his sole niche in such a crowded market. He shines!

Any person who thinks it a "good idea" to make a public video while sitting on a toilet while accidentally bumping a crappy, almost-used-up roll of toilet paper with his left shoulder all the while as he speaks is a real hero in my book.

Quote from: chefist on August 15, 2017, 11:31:24 AM
He actually said he got into a fight with one of his neighbors. Once George opens his mouth, the average person would immediately be looking for a way out of the conversation and shake a leg on out of there.
Falkie reminds me of a rather elderly gent, Freddie, that frequented the strip bar in my college town, he was renowned as he was around 65 and constantly boasted he could do what ever he wanted (to the ladies dancing) because he was "old"...
well he thought he knew it all and was always telling everyone what they should do and not do...
well, he did get a lot of slack...
as many guys after a few brews would want to "straighten" him out...
but were always restrained by another guy...
that is until a guy, 6'5 about 400lbs with biker attire took offense to a lout remark made about his "old lady"...
NOBODY EVEN TRIED TO RESTRAIN HIM (as if it would have mattered)....
well Freddie all of a sudden was flying over two tables and when the dust settled...
Freddie was not moving on the floor...
yea, an ambulance showed up in 45 minutes...
police followed...
by then only the dancers and bartenders were in the place...
of course nobody ever admitted to seeing anything...
and Freddie (with a broken arm, leg and concussion) couldn't remember anything and told the police later he must have tripped and fallen down....
Freddie just sort of disappeared...
no one knew where..
no one asked...

Quote from: Here We Go Again on August 15, 2017, 11:47:32 AM
Well, just hear him address anyone in public or anyone on the phone. He emphasizes he "does YouTube videos" and presents himself like a "big player" and fails to see that his crappy efforts fail in credibility. That guy fails to know that countless thousands of people are on YouTube making videos and having delusions of grandeur. But he is some special case. Well, in a way, he is.

Without realizing that so many of us have lives and care less about wasting our time seeing so many thousands of people's lives on that medium. Like we care? But that "El Gringo De Pittsburgh" is on another level. He's exceptional. He is perhaps the biggest delusional clown on YouTube -- which is no small feat the world over -- and he is one that should make everyone else feel a lot better about themselves. That's his "gift to the world" and his sole niche in such a crowded market. He shines!

Any person who thinks it a "good idea" to make a public video while sitting on a toilet while accidentally bumping a crappy, almost-used-up roll of toilet paper with his left shoulder all the while as he speaks is a real hero in my book.
imagine your little girl...your princess...
a sweet buxom innocent blonde adolescent
on her first "date"...
you open the door and in WADDLES a fat slob in red shorts...
(is this the same guy that got fired at the local gas station for "plunging the toilet" with his red shorts down to his ankles because the Mrs. complained to management he was wacking off 30 years ago ?)
with a gocam in one hand and an iPad in the other...
says to you...
yea, I'm George, but my friends call me Falkie...
you can call me George...
and I do YouTube videos as "The Guy from Pittsburgh"
and I have HATERS and TROLLS online...
and no...you cannot ask me age or weight !
THAT IS A CIVIL RIGHTS DISCRIMINATION  ISSUE...
do you really want me to make a call ?
to my "crack pro bono legal team" ?
yea, I thought not.....

chefist

Quote from: Sasha on August 15, 2017, 11:57:06 AM
Falkie reminds me of a rather elderly gent, Freddie, that frequented the strip bar in my college town, he was renowned as he was around 65 and constantly boasted he could do what ever he wanted (to the ladies dancing) because he was "old"...
well he thought he knew it all and was always telling everyone what they should do and not do...
well, he did get a lot of slack...
as many guys after a few brews would want to "straighten" him out...
but were always restrained by another guy...
that is until a guy, 6'5 about 400lbs with biker attire took offense to a lout remark made about his "old lady"...
NOBODY EVEN TRIED TO RESTRAIN HIM (as if it would have mattered)....
well Freddie all of a sudden was flying over two tables and when the dust settled...
Freddie was not moving on the floor...
yea, an ambulance showed up in 45 minutes...
police followed...
by then only the dancers and bartenders were in the place...
of course nobody ever admitted to seeing anything...
and Freddie (with a broken arm, leg and concussion) couldn't remember anything and told the police later he must have tripped and fallen down....
Freddie just sort of disappeared...
no one knew where..
no one asked...

Ha. Great story.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 15, 2017, 02:09:05 AM
I can't hear you. I've got my dick in your mom's mouth. She's a dirty whore. ;D

Good grief. He's really sucked you in, hasn't he?

It's like a a trip through African Lion Safari. If you don't want the baboons rubbing their monkey dicks all over your car and snapping off your antenna, stop sticking bread out the windows

chefist

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on August 15, 2017, 01:12:35 PM
It's like a a trip through African Lion Safari. If you don't want the baboons rubbing their monkey dicks all over your car and snapping off your antenna, stop sticking bread out the windows

What does Heather stick out the window to get new listeners?

ZaZa

Quote from: chefist on August 15, 2017, 01:20:30 PM
What does Heather stick out the window to get new listeners?
Art Bell's picture.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: ZaZa on August 15, 2017, 04:51:31 AM
brig, don't threaten me with MV.
LIKE A REALLY GIVE A SHIT IF I GET BANNED OR NOT.
If I was so scared I would never made FUCK~MV~THREAD
The thing is brig that you consider yourself untouchable, and you can jab people but when someone is standing up
for themselves and jabbing back at you you always manage discreetly to bring up MV as to threaten them that they will get banned.
It's just silly, that's all.



Quote from: chefist on August 15, 2017, 01:20:30 PM
What does Heather stick out the window to get new listeners?
A copy of the Bellgab porno. Luckily I got a pirated copy off the dark web before it disappeared

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on August 15, 2017, 01:12:35 PM
It's like a a trip through African Lion Safari. If you don't want the baboons rubbing their monkey dicks all over your car and snapping off your antenna, stop sticking bread out the windows

Wise words to live by. I chuck em fish and chips and foie gras. They love it, they do.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 15, 2017, 01:29:57 PM
Wise words to live by. I chuck em fish and chips and foie gras. They love it, they do.
that got me thinking....
what might happen if you were to chuck kielbasa out the window on Ferry Street in Martinez ?
would a Falkie emerge from Casa Senda...
rub his "twitchie thingy" all over your car and snap your antenna off ?

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on August 15, 2017, 01:29:06 PM
A copy of the Bellgab porno. Luckily I got a pirated copy off the dark web before it disappeared
please don't tell me it is a black and white 8mm of slow Kathy and Falkie doin' it on the mattress (before Falkie had to throw it out)...


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Sasha on August 15, 2017, 01:39:30 PM
that got me thinking....
what might happen if you were to chuck kielbasa out the window on Ferry Street in Martinez ?
would a Falkie emerge from Casa Senda...
rub his "twitchie thingy" all over your car and snap your antenna off ?


We have to assume his sense of smell after living in his own shit pile for years hasn't been damaged; That being so, then yes.. I expect he'd shuffle out of the hovel...complain bitterly that a fellow Hacienda resident was impeding his quest to get downstairs asap to follow the essence of his life...eating often. 

He'd shuffle his red shorted twitchy thing across the street, basking in the afternoon sun, and home in on the vittles; Nothing would get in his way! Then a video showing him hoovering it all up.


chefist

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 15, 2017, 01:29:57 PM
Wise words to live by. I chuck em fish and chips and foie gras. They love it, they do.

I never acquired a taste for fatted goose liver...I know people love it, but I just never got the attraction.

chefist

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on August 15, 2017, 01:41:36 PM


So basically Casio's rage is an inherent jealousy of George? Interesting.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: chefist on August 15, 2017, 02:01:06 PM
I never acquired a taste for fatted goose liver...I know people love it, but I just never got the attraction.


I never tasted it, and won't. But I know the audience..  ;)


chefist

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 15, 2017, 02:03:46 PM

I never tasted it, and won't. But I know the audience..  ;)

Guess the movie...



chefist

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 15, 2017, 02:10:48 PM

Erm..."MV looks over the member list"? No?

Good try...here's another hint...


3OctaveFart

Chefist-
I think Casio would be a good get for Martinez Tonight. He occupies a part of the George universe.

chefist

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on August 15, 2017, 02:18:51 PM
Chefist-
I think Casio would be a good get for Martinez Tonight. He occupies a part of the George universe.

Does he have wifi in the tent?

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