The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

a totally unsuspected twist ?...

such as, the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol...
showing up in the middle of George's big inspection with a check for...
$1,000,000 ...

video later ?

[Yorkshire pud]

POST INSPECTION VIDEO....
will all the HATERS and TROLLS get their "upcomins" ?...
will all the HATERS and TROLLS be proven RIGHT ?...

or will there prove to be a totally unsuspected twist ?

...that twist might be uncontrolled lust. One of the inspectors will be female; A lady of ample proportions with a face that looks as if wood was chopped on it. Huge pendulous udders that can barely be contained in her Kevlar® reinforced bra. Her attraction to Senda's twitchy thing is obvious; she can't fail to notice the rise and fall of his member as it too is straining inside his red shorts, engorged with the oxygen enriched lifeblood that will make her day a wonderful experience.

The sun glinting from his snaggle tooth, and that enigmatic squint he has that has its own charm with the addition of grey duct tape on his forehead. Their eyes meet, the inspector's colleague hardly noticed as the two of them step closer; Closer until their animal lust can no longer be held back. She reaches down to his fatpad, he gazes longingly at her swaying milkers...The room is a myriad psychedelic temple of sexual need. No more can they hold back, their mouths open, tongues reach out and...(cont: pp94)

[paladin1991]

a totally unsuspected twist ?...

such as, the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol...
showing up in the middle of George's big inspection with a check for...
$1,000,000 ...

video later ?

senda would shit and then go blind.  Publisher's Clearing house?  senda would go on an Apple spree and then go on a mini mart frozen burrito binge and die eating.

[Norm]

[Happier Times are Coming]

...that twist might be uncontrolled lust. One of the inspectors will be female; A lady of ample proportions with a face that looks as if wood was chopped on it. Huge pendulous udders that can barely be contained in her Kevlar® reinforced bra. Her attraction to Senda's twitchy thing is obvious; she can't fail to notice the rise and fall of his member as it too is straining inside his red shorts, engorged with the oxygen enriched lifeblood that will make her day a wonderful experience.

The sun glinting from his snaggle tooth, and that enigmatic squint he has that has its own charm with the addition of grey duct tape on his forehead. Their eyes meet, the inspector's colleague hardly noticed as the two of them step closer; Closer until their animal lust can no longer be held back. She reaches down to his fatpad, he gazes longingly at her swaying milkers...The room is a myriad psychedelic temple of sexual need. No more can they hold back, their mouths open, tongues reach out and...(cont: pp94)

OMG....
is this what most women refer to as a "romance novel" ?
damn, and for years guys have relied on visual porn !
as I read your post...i, well, err...only got half way through...
(face blushing...embarrassed), before I, well....
experienced a rather wet feeling in my "private's area"...

DAMN, you write good !

[Happier Times are Coming]

senda would shit and then go blind.  Publisher's Clearing house?  senda would go on an Apple spree and then go on a mini mart frozen burrito binge and die eating.

LOL....

on camera ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

I was of the opinion George was rather like an Olympic athlete...
four years preparation....

for his "BIG MOMENT"..err, INSPECTION

[Yorkshire pud]

OMG....
is this what most women refer to as a "romance novel" ?
damn, and for years guys have relied on visual porn !
as I read your post...i, well, err...only got half way through...
(face blushing...embarrassed), before I, well....
experienced a rather wet feeling in my "private's area"...

DAMN, you write good !

I've written before..I have a very filthy BDSM missive somewhere. But that's for another day/forum. 

[Happier Times are Coming]

I've written before..I have a very filthy BDSM missive somewhere. But that's for another day/forum. 

would it perhaps...
explain slow Kathy's "bruised" face ?

maybe she couldn't remember her "safe word"..
(how could she forget...."Falkie"...)

[Yorkshire pud]

would it perhaps...
explain slow Kathy's "bruised" face ?

maybe she couldn't remember her "safe word"..
(how could she forget...."Falkie"...)

Kathy isn't in the story. Written before I'd heard of Senda. However, with a little adaptation....

[Happier Times are Coming]

just how does George do it ?
waddling out of Casa Senda..
carrying all his necessities...(he needs a man purse)
down to the bus stop...
on and off of 18 buses making his way to slow Kathy's....

all the time his numb and paralyzed feet...
all two to five (always changing) crushed discs...
his "throbbing swollen" knee(s)...
his two to three ulcers (the damn doctors didn't see)...
his life threatening acid reflux ...
his numerous "sensitive" dental problems...
his sinuses...GRASS ALLERGIES ! NOT cat piss, dust, mold (BLACK ?) etc
his eye "problems"...stroke eye..squinting..light sensitive...
ALL "talking to him" as he SCREAMS IN PAIN....

my God...
just how does George do it ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Kathy isn't in the story. Written before I'd heard of Senda. However, with a little adaptation....

well, before I read "that", I plan on visiting my Grandmother and her Vietnamese neighbor and "borrowing" some of their "leak proof" pads....
(just in case...., nothing more embarrassing than reading at work...and my secretary walking in and noticing when I stand up a wet crusty spot on my trousers..)

[Yorkshire pud]

well, before I read "that", I plan on visiting my Grandmother and her Vietnamese neighbor and "borrowing" some of their "leak proof" pads....
(just in case...., nothing more embarrassing than reading at work...and my secretary walking in and noticing when I stand up a wet crusty spot on my trousers..)

If you like, I could incorporate a secretary into the next installment?

[WhiteCrow]

I am so concerned for George.  Did he make it to the recycling place with the three bags of bottles and cans?  Like sand in an hour glass.....we await more news.  I hope those kitchen cupboards got wiped down or up or both.

Whew the tension is rising on a Thursday....just in time for the Friday "climax"

[Rally Squirrel]

I am so concerned for George.  Did he make it to the recycling place with the three bags of bottles and cans?  Like sand in an hour glass.....we await more news.  I hope those kitchen cupboards got wiped down or up or both.

Whew the tension is rising on a Thursday....just in time for the Friday "climax"

Those three bags of bottles must be worth a ton, they were such a burden for the big guy.
I know he cares about the environment so he wants to recycle them but he was not willing to just put them in a recycling bin, he also wanted that windfall of cash. They were in his way and he could not mop his floor.
I hope his pot of gold is worth it.

[chefist]

Those three bags of bottles must be worth a ton, they were such a burden for the big guy.
I know he cares about the environment so he wants to recycle them but he was not willing to just put them in a recycling bin, he also wanted that windfall of cash. They were in his way and he could not mop his floor.
I hope his pot of gold is worth it.

So he does have gold bars hidden in the hovel? Ha. LC knew all along!

[ZaZa]

Those three bags of bottles must be worth a ton, they were such a burden for the big guy.
I know he cares about the environment so he wants to recycle them but he was not willing to just put them in a recycling bin, he also wanted that windfall of cash. They were in his way and he could not mop his floor.
I hope his pot of gold is worth it.

Nothing wrong with that.
I DON'T THINK IT'S ANYBODY'S BUSINESS if Falkie decides to collect cash for them instead of putting them in recycling bin.
To Falkie is worth it obviously. You are full of hate for him, why ??

[Rally Squirrel]

Nothing wrong with that.
I DON'T THINK IT'S ANYBODY'S BUSINESS if Falkie decides to collect cash for them instead of putting them in recycling bin.
To Falkie is worth it obviously. You are full of hate for him, why ??

No hate at all.

I also have no sympathy for his endless complaints that the bottles were in his way, his ordeal of finding a "great deal' bargain on trash bags - 4 for a dollar! And the endless complaints we will hear about dragging the bags across town and how it made him have to rest and possibly miss his big date with Kathy.
And it would all be for 5 bucks or so.

If the income was actually worth it to him then he would not be complaining.

[Happier Times are Coming]

No hate at all.

I also have no sympathy for his endless complaints that the bottles were in his way, his ordeal of finding a "great deal' bargain on trash bags - 4 for a dollar! And the endless complaints we will hear about dragging the bags across town and how it made him have to rest and possibly miss his big date with Kathy.
And it would all be for 5 bucks or so.

If the income was actually worth it to him then he would not be complaining.

you are right, and how a disabled invalid (as Falkie claims he is) is able to waddle, crawl, hobble, or able to move at all...
IMPOSSIBLE !
but, George manages....AND CARRYING BAGS AND BAGS OF BOTTLES !

[Yorkshire pud]

you are right, and how a disabled invalid (as Falkie claims he is) is able to waddle, crawl, hobble, or able to move at all...
IMPOSSIBLE !
but, George manages....AND CARRYING BAGS AND BAGS OF BOTTLES !

That waddling in full..


https://youtu.be/EmhWW2leOwk

[WhiteCrow]

You make me wish I had more middle fingers. 

My man, somehow I doubt celebrating this "big event" will be on tonight's schedule.

I know.. I was feeling giddy because we are getting so close to 3,000.. Maybe tonight!

Gotta hand it to George .. yesterday's video of Senda-Economics was pure genius.

The Big Guy makes a mess.. hires someone to clean  it up. Makes bigger and more messes .. need to hire more cleaners.

Soon everyone in the country is employeed by George or derives income indirectly from George's messes.

Question .

How many messes can The Big Guy make in a day?  Enough to fix the whole world's economy?

[WhiteCrow]

Nothing wrong with that.
I DON'T THINK IT'S ANYBODY'S BUSINESS if Falkie decides to collect cash for them instead of putting them in recycling bin.
To Falkie is worth it obviously. You are full of hate for him, why ??

There's a little bit of envy in the best of us.

[WhiteCrow]

That waddling in full..


https://youtu.be/EmhWW2leOwk

Thank you! Taking humble credits for my productions of Season 3 .. Many agree it was the Best! The "Dave Noory " interview will be remembered long after we are gone!..

Probably the high point of my life!

Thank you George! Forever indebted.

If want to take a little trip down memory lane the link below is Bellgab's Musings Thread from  May, 4th 2015 .. The day the Dave Norry interview was posted on Bellgab.

http://bellgab.com/random-topics/the-general-musings-of-falkie2013-(a-k-a-george-senda-a-failed-youtuber)/10980/


https://youtu.be/mquztJnJP3w

[nooryisawesome]

The "Dave Noory " interview will be remembered long after we are gone!..

Probably the high point of my life Senda's life!

I seriously think this was the biggest accomplishment of Send'as life. That and the 3 or so appearances he made on the C2C website.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Notice the defensive posture by Tommy, ready to defend Noory just in case Falkie launches into action and attacks the boss. Radio guys like to keep ex-cops on the payroll as "producers"(Keith-the-cop, Ronnie the limo driver etc)to protect them from whack-jobs/whordes of groupies. I wouldn't be surprised to find out Tommy was ex-LEO/military

[Happier Times are Coming]

I do hope the "inspector(s)" will have the courtesy to call on George after 12:00pm (noon)....
God forbid, they start off by being treated to a NAKED Falkie....answering the door !

and being "GRUMPY", having been awakened early !

[WhiteCrow]

I do hope the "inspector(s)" will have the courtesy to call on George after 12:00pm (noon)....
God forbid, they start off by being treated to a NAKED Falkie....answering the door !

and being "GRUMPY", having been awakened early !

Just saying . George is going out with Kathy tonight.

Pick up the ball and run with it 

[Norm]

Just saying . George is going out with Kathy tonight.

Pick up the ball and run with it 

I hope George received sufficient donations in order that he and Sweet Kathy could 'double-size' their meals. Nothing beats an double-sized order or McDonalds french fries.

[Lilith]

I hope George received sufficient donations in order that he and Sweet Kathy could 'double-size' their meals. Nothing beats an double-sized order or McDonalds french fries.

I think Kathy prefers steak and Godiva chocolates.  I could be wrong.

[whoozit]

I think Kathy prefers steak and Godiva chocolates.  I could be wrong.

Does she prefer Sizzler or Bonanza?