The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

OK, let's get a DNA test...
Jerry Springer would have an answer in no time !
Falkie, slow Kathy and ZaZa need to call Jerry...
damn, a free round trip flight
a free two night stay at a real hotel
and national exposure the "Big Guy" craves
and he might be reunited with the son he never knew about
(tears are streaming down my cheeks...just thinking about it)

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

this could be the child of Falkie and slow Kathy....

is it ?

Schlitzie? hell no. he was pretty much everything by nature that F & s.K are not...

[Happier Times are Coming]

so put a bucket seat on the cart and strap his behind in it. your "applied physics" lacks imagination.... Albert and Leopold would be disappointed.

well you could strap his FAT ASS to a bucket seat with wheels...
spray the deck with silicone to decrease friction...
attach rocket engines to his FAT ASS...
butt, a true catapult, in the original use, makes NO use of such aids !

I was initially limiting my "catapult definition" to ancient and modern variations of...
you are correct in demonstrating a naval modern way of launching jets...but to me it was not what I had in mind for a "true catapult"

and anyway, I am not so certain Falkie's FAT ASS would NOT cause some type of stabilization concerns on an aircraft carrier ?
hurling such a FAT ASS off an aircraft carrier might be further cause for concern ?
(you know, tremendous weight distribution changes quickly might tip the damn ship over ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Schlitzie? hell no. he was pretty much everything by nature that F & s.K are not...

please elaborate

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

well you could strap his FAT ASS to a bucket seat with wheels...
spray the deck with silicone to decrease friction...
attach rocket engines to his FAT ASS...
butt, a true catapult, in the original use, makes NO use of such aids !

I was initially limiting my "catapult definition" to ancient and modern variations of...
you are correct in demonstrating a naval modern way of launching jets...but to me it was not what I had in mind for a "true catapult"

and anyway, I am not so certain Falkie's FAT ASS would NOT cause some type of stabilization concerns on an aircraft carrier ?
hurling such a FAT ASS off an aircraft carrier might be further cause for concern ?
(you know, tremendous weight distribution changes quickly might tip the damn ship over ?

ok. any decent trebuchet would get the job done. figure it out for yourself if you are interested.  http://www.virtualtrebuchet.com/

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

please elaborate

no problem. you can start here...  http://bellgab.com/random-topics/the-general-musings-of-falkie2013-(a-k-a-george-senda-a-failed-youtuber)/

[Lilith]

well now, that explains a lot ...
if ZaZa was spawned "back in the day" during Falkie and slow Kathy's wild sexual escapades (that required the discarding of their mattress...ewww) the time line would fit...

but, where has ZaZa been all those years ?
foster care ?
adolescent Group Home for Village Idiots ?
psych ward for troubled children ?
a street child ?
raised by feral kitties ?
.....or in and out of all the above ?

Yes, probably? 

[Happier Times are Coming]

ok. any decent trebuchet would get the job done. figure it out for yourself if you are interested.  http://www.virtualtrebuchet.com/

IF you have a way...
could you set up a demo using Falkie ?
(that would convince me, and be entertaining....you could even sell tickets)

[Happier Times are Coming]

no problem. you can start here...  http://bellgab.com/random-topics/the-general-musings-of-falkie2013-(a-k-a-george-senda-a-failed-youtuber)/

thank you....
I will

[Happier Times are Coming]

Casa Senda hovel inspection COUNTDOWN...
Wednesday Thursday .....
D-DAY FRIDAY .....

(well, at least Falkie has scouted various abandoned buildings in Martinez...a bug out prepper is always prepared...)

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

IF you have a way...
could you set up a demo using Falkie ?
(that would convince me, and be entertaining....you could even sell tickets)

i could, but you might shoot yourself in the foot. in such a case.... it would be fatal.

[ZaZa]

I could be wrong, but I think it's ZaZa.   

I thought that was one of your "products" affected by your cigarette smoking 

[Yorkshire pud]

IF you have a way...
could you set up a demo using Falkie ?
(that would convince me, and be entertaining....you could even sell tickets)

I managed to get it to throw a 400lb base ball over 500 feet.. A cow will need further experimentation.

[ZaZa]

I managed to get it to throw a 400lb base ball over 500 feet.. A cow will need further experimentation.

you did that when you were flying for the RAF ?

[Yorkshire pud]

you did that when you were flying for the RAF ?

All the time..

[FallenSeraph]

https://youtu.be/OlKfuzcRrpI

Falkie buys some gold nuggets on eBay. They don't live up to the true essence of the word "nugget" so he's going to demand a refund. But meanwhile, "take that, Little Chris!"

[FallenSeraph]

https://youtu.be/z2X1y-uMUf8

More disappointing nuggets. These purchases baffle me but I'm done trying to understand them. I agree that the seller is an idiot. I'm assuming he got them from this guy:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/292172872791

Meanwhile, "Take that (again), Little Chris!"

He showed you.

[Rally Squirrel]

https://youtu.be/OlKfuzcRrpI

Falkie buys some gold nuggets on eBay. They don't live up to the true essence of the word "nugget" so he's going to demand a refund. But meanwhile, "take that, Little Chris!"

I am sure this was one of them:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-PIECE-LOT-ALASKAN-YUKON-BC-NATURAL-PURE-GOLD-NUGGETS-FREE-SHIPPING-L301-/322584321317?hash=item4b1b861d25:g:vj4AAOSwSzFZYXjP

I do not get the vengeance that was served by buying a few tiny bits of gold but Falkie works in mysterious ways.

[Lilith]

After watching this video, I will be listening for George to call into Douglas on Tues and Sat.  It never crossed my mind that George might be listening with some of us bellgabbers.


https://youtu.be/wuv-gJi0OtM

[WhiteCrow]

Would one of you please do a short recap of George's recent videos. There are so many I can't keep up.

TIA

[Lilith]

Would one of you please do a short recap of George's recent videos. There are so many I can't keep up.

TIA

George is cleaning his apartment because he has inspection on Friday, and is worried he could be evicted.  He has done I think 5 loads of laundry, put some pumpkin face rugs down in his hallway, purchased a box of garbage bags (I made a gif to commemorate that unique event), and made a couple purchases of gold flakes and a piece of silver that he is not happy with, because LittleChris always says he has buckets of gold and silver in his apartment.  I suppose he thought the gold and silver purchases he made would be buckets full, because he did not read the descriptions.  He got a baggie with a couple flakes of gold and a piece of silver in one purchase, and a broken glass vial with a couple flakes of gold in another purchase.  There is much more, but that is the important stuff I think.  I could be wrong.

[Rally Squirrel]

George is cleaning his apartment because he has inspection on Friday, and is worried he could be evicted.  He has done I think 5 loads of laundry, put some pumpkin face rugs down in his hallway, purchased a box of garbage bags (I made a gif to commemorate that unique event), and made a couple purchases of gold flakes and a piece of silver that he is not happy with, because LittleChris always says he has buckets of gold and silver in his apartment.  I suppose he thought the gold and silver purchases he made would be buckets full, because he did not read the descriptions.  He got a baggie with a couple flakes of gold and a piece of silver in one purchase, and a broken glass vial with a couple flakes of gold in another purchase.  There is much more, but that is the important stuff I think.  I could be wrong.

There is still a large amount of bottles and cans that are preventing him from cleaning so he purchased the bags to take them to the recycling center. He says he will do it one day this week but it has been a task that he has tried to do for months.
Also in one video he was upset because someone said his apartment looked like Casios but George saw a video of Casios place and he had garbage bags piled up to the ceiling. George proved them wrong by saying his garbage bags have never reached the ceiling.
And he has a lunch date with Kathy on Thursday. After it he intends to come home and spend all night cleaning until the inspection.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm gratified that Senda warns us about buying gold from e bay. Fortunately I, like most am not as stupid as he is who seems to think he'd be getting more than he did. Does he know what an ounce of 24c gold looks like? Does he know the value? Obviously not.

[chefist]

I'm gratified that Senda warns us about buying gold from e bay. Fortunately I, like most am not as stupid as he is who seems to think he'd be getting more than he did. Does he know what an ounce of 24c gold looks like? Does he know the value? Obviously not.

He probably thinks x-ray glasses really work.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I'm gratified that Senda warns us about buying gold from e bay. Fortunately I, like most am not as stupid as he is who seems to think he'd be getting more than he did. Does he know what an ounce of 24c gold looks like? Does he know the value? Obviously not.

And it is equally obvious, Yorkshire Pud, that you do not understand the value of STFU!  Because of Falkie's keen financial mind, he has learned to speculate on such things as precious metals, to use credit to his advantage, etc.  And the result?  He collects money without lifting a finger of his hand, while the rest of us punch in for the man and go about our days as pathetic sheep, trading our time for money. 

[Happier Times are Coming]

I am sure this was one of them:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-PIECE-LOT-ALASKAN-YUKON-BC-NATURAL-PURE-GOLD-NUGGETS-FREE-SHIPPING-L301-/322584321317?hash=item4b1b861d25:g:vj4AAOSwSzFZYXjP

I do not get the vengeance that was served by buying a few tiny bits of gold but Falkie works in mysterious ways.

George is thinking ahead....
post apocalypse...(his eviction)
as he is forced to "bug out" to an abandoned hovel (some undisclosed location in downtown Martinez)
he will be able to barter the gold, silver and Newport Menthol cigarettes for necessities...

George has proven his Genius once again !

[Happier Times are Coming]

He probably thinks x-ray glasses really work.

well, once George reads this...
(if does not already own a pair....probably "lost" in the fire or his storage fiasco)
he will purchase a(nother) pair on ebay and give us a review...

video soon

[Happier Times are Coming]

I managed to get it to throw a 400lb base ball over 500 feet.. A cow will need further experimentation.

Yorkshire people have a very proud heritage !
their experience with such equipment goes back (I am assuming here) to Roman times....
their use throughout the years protecting their homeland is well known:..
I have read where dead diseased bodies were sometimes flung over city walls...
but, I do believe there was a weight limit ?
anyway, I leave it to Yorkshire Pud to attempt the cow (maybe two cows) trial...

Good Luck !

[WhiteCrow]

George is cleaning his apartment because he has inspection on Friday, and is worried he could be evicted.  He has done I think 5 loads of laundry, put some pumpkin face rugs down in his hallway, purchased a box of garbage bags (I made a gif to commemorate that unique event), and made a couple purchases of gold flakes and a piece of silver that he is not happy with, because LittleChris always says he has buckets of gold and silver in his apartment.  I suppose he thought the gold and silver purchases he made would be buckets full, because he did not read the descriptions.  He got a baggie with a couple flakes of gold and a piece of silver in one purchase, and a broken glass vial with a couple flakes of gold in another purchase.  There is much more, but that is the important stuff I think.  I could be wrong.

There is still a large amount of bottles and cans that are preventing him from cleaning so he purchased the bags to take them to the recycling center. He says he will do it one day this week but it has been a task that he has tried to do for months.
Also in one video he was upset because someone said his apartment looked like Casios but George saw a video of Casios place and he had garbage bags piled up to the ceiling. George proved them wrong by saying his garbage bags have never reached the ceiling.
And he has a lunch date with Kathy on Thursday. After it he intends to come home and spend all night cleaning until the inspection.

Thank you brig and Rally Squirrel for the update.

I lack the exemplary displine and work ethic that George has that is required to do his amazing videos and lead a productive and balanced life.

I can't even manage my personal time to be informed and entertained by George. That is selfish and self centered.

Thank you  George..I'll try to give too!

[Happier Times are Coming]

There is still a large amount of bottles and cans that are preventing him from cleaning so he purchased the bags to take them to the recycling center. He says he will do it one day this week but it has been a task that he has tried to do for months.
Also in one video he was upset because someone said his apartment looked like Casios but George saw a video of Casios place and he had garbage bags piled up to the ceiling. George proved them wrong by saying his garbage bags have never reached the ceiling.
And he has a lunch date with Kathy on Thursday. After it he intends to come home and spend all night cleaning until the inspection.

I have to disagree with George on this !
Casio's YouTube studio is much cleaner than George's...
Casio's apartment floor is trashed, but more floor is visable....
Casio does have much of his trash bagged...
(the only suggestion I would have for CASIO is hide his wig collection under a tarp before his inspection)

Casio would WIN an inspection contest competition against George...
sad, but TRUE..