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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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WhiteCrow

Quote from: Seraph2 on August 04, 2017, 04:02:01 PM
And Fluffy is also terribly sick and he can't afford to take him to the vet. INCOMING! NEW ANGLE!

Those dishes make me want to weep for him. He should just get a huge garbage bag and throw them all out. There's a YouTube channel called Great Depression Cooking with a (now deceased) 93-year-old lady teaching simple, cheap meals that they ate during the depression. She usually just uses one pot and sometimes a frying pan. He should watch it -- save money on food and only have to use a few cooking utensils and not a sink full of them.

Now I want a burrito.


"INCOMING NEW ANGLE"


The Big Guy is a Genius!

George could be a life coach for others
and teach them how to simplify their lives. He could use his apartment as a hands-on classroom. Each student would be required to make choices on what items to get rid of.

George could kill two birds with one stone. Get paid by others to clean his apartment..

3OctaveFart

Quote from: Norm on August 04, 2017, 05:50:25 PM
And the vet requires purchase of expensive pet insurance before treatment? eh? Does the vet want to perform additional services that in the long run will not extend the life of the animal?

Sure, we all love our pets but by design they have much shorter lifespans than humans.  My neighbor spent $1200 for dental work on his 11 year old cat who died of another non-related ailment one year later.

I'll have to ask my local vet if they do the same but it's new to me.
If you can't properly care for a pet you shouldn't be owning one.

Beside that, those feral cats are survivors, they hardly need Senda's help to keep plugging along.

Norm

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 04, 2017, 03:31:14 PM
George did another fantastic cleaning video!

The Big Guy..made huge progress today .. a few floor tiles in his kitchen are now clean"er"

George asked for help? George  should consider doing cleaning for others as a side job..

Keep it going George..so proud of you!

https://youtu.be/H1z0u28sZDs

Here's your badge George!  You've earned it!


SergeantMajor

Quote from: chefist on August 03, 2017, 06:15:18 PM
Guess we'll never know...you look like a nice guy, though! Looking forward to more of your appearances.  ;)

Oh, "Martinez Tonight" will be starting up soon...want to be on a show?

Yayyyy!

Quote from: brig on August 02, 2017, 08:49:55 PM
I did save a copy of this video from the Guy From Pittswerg, yes Pittswerg, just in case he decides to delete it later.

Classic!

bwahahahaha

https://youtu.be/fHY3j-QRINg

This put a big smile on my face. I love the disgusted look he gets on his fat mug when he realizes that no one sent him a free iPad. As if.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 04, 2017, 06:33:34 PM
This put a big smile on my face. I love the disgusted look he gets on his fat mug when he realizes that no one sent him a free iPad. As if.

Was it you? Hater!!


"CLEANING PROGRESS & THE EVIL MV LAPTOP EMAIL."

Ha-ha-ha ;D. This one is pure drama. I think his home will be under inspection because of Section Eight housing regulations in California. I like the added "drama" in this one of supposedly not being to stand and then crying out -- yet he can stand and doesn't cry out in videos taken in or about that time when he's "testing or reviewing" something. Odd how that comes and goes -- depending on the spin he wants it to take.

Then come sob stories of having to take out "payday loans." Not like him managing his money better and not blowing it on the nonstop stream of crap he shows us would have anything to do with it? I've heard him blame his "payday loans" woes on "Coast To Coast AM," anyone and everything and just about the entire world because he doesn't know to manage finances correctly.

Looking at how far he has to go with cleaning up his place, I suggest he stick with that and use what limited time and energy he has to meet the Section Eight housing codes. If the county agency determines he will be evicted for non-compliance, no doubt that Faulkie will not look to himself for why -- but claim that "evil" forces online were responsible for his "downfall." What a putz.

And it's really smart of the guy to post publicly that he allowed his place to become so run-down and is only now trying to mask over or "survive" the inspection. Hey, Senda: Anyone, including your county inspectors, can see the neglect on your videos in not maintaining the home all along. Great idea to post that only now -- when an inspection is set -- are you doing anything to make it a habitable place.


FallenSeraph

Quote from: Norm on August 04, 2017, 05:50:25 PM
And the vet requires purchase of expensive pet insurance before treatment? eh? Does the vet want to perform additional services that in the long run will not extend the life of the animal?

Sure, we all love our pets but by design they have much shorter lifespans than humans.  My neighbor spent $1200 for dental work on his 11 year old cat who died of another non-related ailment one year later.

I'll have to ask my local vet if they do the same but it's new to me.

My company just started offering pet insurance through Nationwide. I'm still debating because for 1 cat, it's $33 out of my paycheck -- and that's with the supposed company discount. They do cover annual exams, teeth cleanings and prescription diets. They pay 90 percent of any diagnostic tests and any resulting treatments/surgeries/meds. But yeah, you do have to pay the vet upfront, submit the paperwork and get reimbursed about 8 weeks later. It's not like Medicare or Medicaid or whatever. I don't think Falkie has the stamina for all the paperwork required, let alone the money you have to pay upfront. A damn lung X-ray for my cat cost me $300 the other day. 

She's only 7, BTW. I agree that we have to accept the short lifespans and stay real about finances. Cockatoos live to be 80 though!

I guess I'm the cat lady Laura was referring to. And probably the drunk too. 🍸

3OctaveFart

I'm looking at about a grand for heavy-duty dental work for a 3-year-old exotic longhair. Persians just don't have good choppers.

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on August 04, 2017, 06:02:02 PM
If you can't properly care for a pet you shouldn't be owning one.

Beside that, those feral cats are survivors, they hardly need Senda's help to keep plugging along.
Falkie is probably upsetting a plan to keep the rodent population at bay in he bay by feeding those feral kitties anyway...
I read a story recently that a large city was releasing a cat population to reduce their rodent population...
dumb ass...I hope the Hacienda is overcome with rodents because the feral kitties have become "Falkie like"...lazy

MAX

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 04, 2017, 06:33:34 PM
This put a big smile on my face. I love the disgusted look he gets on his fat mug when he realizes that no one sent him a free iPad. As if.

Dude almost cried I almost felt bad for a second then I snapped out of it

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 04, 2017, 06:33:34 PM
This put a big smile on my face. I love the disgusted look he gets on his fat mug when he realizes that no one sent him a free iPad. As if.
has a Police report been filed yet ?

paladin1991

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on August 04, 2017, 07:19:52 PM
I'm looking at about a grand for heavy-duty dental work for a 3-year-old exotic longhair. Persians just don't have good choppers.

How much meat do they have on them?  I mean, what di you reckon the hanging weight is?

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 04, 2017, 03:31:14 PM
George did another fantastic cleaning video!

The Big Guy..made huge progress today .. a few floor tiles in his kitchen are now clean"er"

George asked for help? George  should consider doing cleaning for others as a side job..

Keep it going George..so proud of you!
two possible reasons....
"good" pharmaceuticals or
the "final inspection" as he has been warned the last time

3OctaveFart

Quote from: Sasha on August 04, 2017, 07:27:02 PM
Falkie is probably upsetting a plan to keep the rodent population at bay in he bay by feeding those feral kitties anyway...
I read a story recently that a large city was releasing a cat population to reduce their rodent population...
dumb ass...I hope the Hacienda is overcome with rodents because the feral kitties have become "Falkie like"...lazy
Fleas spread the Black Death, literally from port to port.

I wouldn't be surprised if fleas are some modest source of his health problems.

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on August 04, 2017, 01:43:10 PM
When is the Falkie Thread get-together in Vegas ... let's do this chit

Oh, sure, it would be a bigger sausage-fest than a Bavarian wurst shop, but it would be fun too.
will Falkie be there ?
if he is, I need to start saving my one dollar bills...
imagine, Falkie at a "Gentlemen's Club" in Vegas with hundreds in $1 bills...
(red shorts and tokemon tshirt)

*is it required of the ladies to acknowledge a gentleman waving a dollar bill ?

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on August 04, 2017, 07:31:26 PM
Fleas spread the Black Death, literally from port to port.

I wouldn't be surprised if fleas are some modest source of his health problems.
so right...
but I would really think a pound or two of "ergot infested" grain would make for a great YouTube !
Europe history 101

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 04, 2017, 07:29:42 PM
How much meat do they have on them?  I mean, what di you reckon the hanging weight is?
LOL
no I am wondering if you took Falkie to market...
would he be considered a "downer" ?
would you be docked for excess fat ?
would you be asked "where's the beef" ?
would they laugh you out of the auction ?
suggest calling the dog food company ?

ZaZa

Quote from: Sasha on August 04, 2017, 12:58:10 PM
hey, moron..drunk..cat lady
LOL

some drink, do drugs, engage in bad behavior or wack off
to relieve stress..
(I imagine you do all the above)

I prefer "executive multitasking" (Falkie thread in between gathering information and making decisions) and yoga....
LOL,

O
K,

Y
O
U
won me with yoga.
Not that I do such feminine activities, but if that builds up your masculinity why not... ::)

Quote from: ZaZa on August 04, 2017, 07:43:24 PM
LOL,

O
K,

Y
O
U
won me with yoga.
Not that I do such feminine activities, but if that builds up your masculinity why not... ::)
actually it has been shown in studies to increase testosterone.....
in males (and estrogen in females)
weird, but true

*unaware of any studies conducted concerning excessive drunkenness and wacking off ...
would you care to volunteer ?

FallenSeraph

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on August 04, 2017, 07:19:52 PM
I'm looking at about a grand for heavy-duty dental work for a 3-year-old exotic longhair. Persians just don't have good choppers.

Yeah, mine ended up costing $1,200 for a cleaning and three extractions, one of them abscessed. I felt guilty as hell. My vet was all "This cat has horrible teeth and she's probably been in so much pain." (She's always been HYPER as hell - she didn't act like it.) But damn, I didn't even know cat dental work was a thing. If I tried to brush my cat's teeth, someone would find my mangled bloody body on the floor someday. ☹️

So yeah, good luck Falkie. Pet maintenance is right up there with car maintenance, insurance or not.

FallenSeraph

https://youtu.be/VOnietoFHGQ

When a cat desperately tries to scratch flea bites using any means possible.

ZaZa

Quote from: Sasha on August 04, 2017, 08:11:41 PM
actually it has been shown in studies to increase testosterone.....
in males (and estrogen in females)
weird, but true

*unaware of any studies conducted concerning excessive drunkenness and wacking off ...
would you care to volunteer ?

I'm pure and innocent of such filth ....

ZaZa

Quote from: Seraph2 on August 04, 2017, 08:21:47 PM
https://youtu.be/VOnietoFHGQ

When a cat desperately tries to scratch flea bites using any means possible.

cat is actually marking with his glands the envelope by scratching his glands against it 

WhiteCrow

Wow...what a relief to see that George has a First Aid Kit.  (just in case).  Always good to prepare for the future!   Especially if the Friday inspection doesn't go so well.

Good thinking George.    Always Be Prepared!

Love ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTT4O5Wy6J4

Lilith

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 04, 2017, 08:28:41 PM
Wow...what a relief to see that George has a First Aid Kit.  (just in case).  Always good to prepare for the future!   Especially if the Friday inspection doesn't go so well.

Good thinking George.    Always Be Prepared!

Love ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTT4O5Wy6J4

Now he can put bandaids on all his face booboos.

3OctaveFart

Quote from: Seraph2 on August 04, 2017, 08:18:36 PM
Yeah, mine ended up costing $1,200 for a cleaning and three extractions, one of them abscessed. I felt guilty as hell. My vet was all "This cat has horrible teeth and she's probably been in so much pain." (She's always been HYPER as hell - she didn't act like it.)
That is a crappy thing for that vet to say.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 04, 2017, 08:28:41 PM
Wow...what a relief to see that George has a First Aid Kit.  (just in case).  Always good to prepare for the future!   Especially if the Friday inspection doesn't go so well.

Good thinking George.    Always Be Prepared!

Love ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTT4O5Wy6J4
Falkienomics at it's finest...
he paid $10 for $3 to $4 worth of items...
what an idiot !
I remember his emergency blanket (not even close to tent size)
and really will he ever find that dollar store bug out shit anyway ?
oh, and don't forget the sterno
again....what an idiot

*Falkie waddling down Ferry Street with a baby stroller full of first aid kit, sterno, water, and plushies..
BUGGING OUT
oh, don't forget the Newport Menthol cigarettes....GOOD FOR BARTER

chefist

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