The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Usually just a lurker, but had to log in to tell you this is the greatest/funniest thing I have seen on this site!

Sweet ride.

You should post more often.

[nooryisawesome]

you are absolutely correct !
"The Guy from Pittsburgh" YouTube extravaganzas are another example !

*i mean, really, would anybody really call the police to file a complaint about a "malicious paid for and delivered pizza from Dominos"...think about it ?
LOL

Senda would. I am interested in how that phone call went. The police were probably baffled Senda wants someone arrested for attempted murder for sending him paid for Jalapeño pizzas. Everyone knows Senda can't resist a pizza even if he thinks it might kill him.

I mean there is the obvious solution of picking off the jalapeños but that'd make too much sense.

[nooryisawesome]

"The Falkie Thread - It's true - all of it."



"The dark side..."



"The Noory interview..."


"They're real."

The picture of Noory, Tommy two tons, Kathy, and the other George would make for a good Christmas present for Falkie framed.

[21st Century Man]

The picture of Noory, Tommy two tons, Kathy, and the other George would make for a good Christmas present for Falkie framed.

I wish I had covered my eyes when I went to the Noory thread a few moments ago.

[3OctaveFart]

I check the thread every couple of days. I am equally as amused with the people who spend all day posting about George as I am Senda.

I am baffled anyone would waste time thinking meaningfully about Art Bell's retirement, Heather Wade's program, or Hoagland's. Different strokes for different folks.

This thread is not for everyone, and was better when it was pure freak show. Like Yogi Berra said, 'Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.'

[Inglorious Bitch]

Where ya been, OLG?  Where ya been?

Up to his old tricks. Carousing, gambling and whoring it up.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Up to his old tricks. Carousing, gambling and whoring it up.

a "statement of fact", as such, got me wondering.....

did that come from "first person observation.....and participation" ?
(I have read you don't gamble...so I am guessing that activity was observed)

[CozyRozie]

Dont feel bad about me. I am not jealous of George Senda. George could do a LOT BETTER and I mean A LOT BETTER. He just needs to do his research, stop blaming people for the lemons and crap that he has gotten and learn to make lemonade and compost. and the most important thing is to have fun. I only want the best for him. I would like to have a beer or two with him. He just does not understand me. I am just a very awesome person. I dont mind to have a beer with you Brig. I know that we do not see eye to eye on some topics but I think that we could be amigos. Falkie is becoming very boring for me. I just hope the best for falkie. I know that you and many other people in bellgab enjoy watching his videos, trolling him and the like. As i said last night on the randomcast, I just want to put the falkie topic to "bed" unless something big happens. I hope that you understand Brig. I just have better things to do in my life. Life is just too short to really give a shit about him. I know that falkie is mad and not a very happy camper about being banned from live videos but I just hope that George thinks about that bullying people online is not cool. He has bash many of us and I know that a lot of bellgabbers gave him shit. I just hope that all of the bellgabbers just pace yourselfs on trolling George because it is just too easy to trigger him so he can just have a breakdown. Brig I hope that you have a good weekend.

So well said, so well said.
..but I'm not going to waste so much of my time as you dedicated answering to this troll asking for attention
George Senda rejected certain female quite intrusive advances to the point that he had to ban her and now she is heart broken...Bwahaha ha ha ha
Comedy golden being watched from the side.......priceless indeed

[SredniVashtar]

The A-Z of Senda

A is for Anthony: Senda's real name is Anthony, but he prefers to be called George. He hates the name Anthony, after it was used to taunt him at school ('Tony the Pony', 'Anthony the Fat Piece of Shit', etc). But he hates being called Senda even more. On no account call Senda 'Senda', because he finds it dehumanising and it hurts Senda's feelings.

A is also for Apple: Senda has a magpie fascination with the products emerging from Cupertino (via some sweatshop in China), and takes every opportunity he can to blow his limited income on one toy or another with the letter 'i' in the title. The only time Senda can hear the word 'jobs' without breaking into a cold sweat is when it has anything to do with Steve. He has an iPhone, an iMac, two iPads, yet still whinges that he's unable to make a five-minute video without yet another airlift of cash from his 'susscribers' to buy something else.

A is also for Able-Bodied: Which Senda certainly is NOT! Any suggestion that he might not be as disabled as he claims to be will result in an indigant thirty minute video detailing every malady that he has suffered from in the last three decades. He claims his back screams in pain (I just checked WebMD, and it can do no such thing, the filthy liar!) and will spend months on end lying in bed whenever he gets a case of the sniffles. Despite this advanced state of decrepitude, it doesn't stop him going on daily trips to the supermarket on foot, and carrying several bags of heavy shopping back with him.

B is for Boobs: Senda loves boobs, the larger the better, because they remind him of his mother. His prefererence is for planetary-sized funbags that would have even Russ Meyer whistling with admiration. His brief stint running his own sub-forum ran into trouble early on when he started plastering it with pictures of busty teenagers. But he not only likes to look at big boobs, he also likes to 'nurse' on them, and once (in a rare moment of entrepreneurship) tried to pimp out a pregnant woman to serve as a lactating hooker for the enjoyment of Senda's fellow perverts.

B is also for brig: brig (aka 'grub', aka 'grib', aka 'That Bitch') is one of many 'haters' who have made Senda's life so miserable over the years. They used to be cordial, and Senda even floated the possibility of doing a podcast with her (making it a rare occasion when he'd manage a relationship with a woman who didn't charge by the hour) but her zealously pro-MV stance ('Praise MV!') made Senda jealous, and she was summarily excommunicated from the Church of Senda. She is comfortably in the Top Ten of people Senda is going to financially ruin when he wins the lottery.

C is for Cats: Senda has an inordinate love of cats, or 'kitties', as he prefers to call them. Quite what their opinion of him is has never been determined. Many of them serve as ad hoc sofa cushions and end their lives squashed under his fat ass. He loves to give them unfailingly cretinous names like 'Fuzzy', 'Little Girl', and 'Orangey'. He never gets a cat of his own, but prefers to pilfer them from adjacent backyards and fondle them on camera. He also sneaks out in the middle of the night to feed cats belonging to other people, despite being told not to. After he has spent his monthly SSI cheque (usually in the first couple of days) he goes on YouTube and claims that he needs money for cat food 'or the kitties will starve'.

C is also for Cristal: Senda's mom. Senda has what is known in psychiatry as a 'semi-Oedipal complex' â€" he killed his dad, but we don't known whether he got round to fucking his mother. We know very little about Cristal Senda, but we do know that she had big ol' jugs, because Senda told us so, and he memorised her bra size. She was a refugee from Poland (the Nazis having got wind that she was carrying a foetal Senda in her womb and deciding to nip this thing in the bud before it got any worse) and managed to make it to the States, where she worked as a nurse. She persecuted Senda  mercilessly over the years, buying him so many clothes that he couldn't shut his closet. There's almost no subject that Senda can't talk about without it getting on to the subject of his mother and her controlling ways. Any attempt to give Senda advice immediately makes him think that you are his mother telling him what to do!

D is for Dad: Senda strangled his father, Anton, in the bathtub. We don't know the exact circumstances - perhaps it just seemed like a good idea at the time - but he later claimed that his father had killed him twice and he was just getting his own back. All this was vital preparation for Senda's later career as the Zodiac Killer. His father was a master-sergeant in the army, which accounts for his son's famous discipline and iron will. Not to mention his punishing fitness regimen.

D is also for Dimitri: Senda occasionally likes to pose under the pseudonym 'Dimitri' on internet forums, because he thinks it makes him sound exotic and mysterious. After a lifetime spent watching pulp spy fiction, Senda lives a fantasy existence and claims his hovel is filled with surveillance equiplent planted by 'The Evil MV'. Frequently boasts that he has masturbated to every episode of 'The Men  from UNCLE', but has never managed to persuade the Guinness Book of Records to include this feat.

(to be continued...)

[Happier Times are Coming]

Senda would. I am interested in how that phone call went. The police were probably baffled Senda wants someone arrested for attempted murder for sending him paid for Jalapeño pizzas. Everyone knows Senda can't resist a pizza even if he thinks it might kill him.

I mean there is the obvious solution of picking off the jalapeños but that'd make too much sense.

in the old days, the cops would have clubbed Falkie with their nightsticks for wasting their valuable time....
probably arresting the FAT FUCK for filing a false police report....
but, times are different....sensitivity bullshit and such...especially in California !
damn, they probably were not even allowed to laugh...but instead, being very serious and sympathetic to the FAT FUCK errr I mean Mr. Senda took all the pertinent information down, using proper chain of custody took possession of the "offending pizza" for evidence.
I would imagine the forensics department has been busy analyzing it and have possibly asked for permission to bring outside expert advice...
meanwhile the phone companies, Dominos and the delivery person have been contacted by police...
by now, I am sure the DA has been brought up to speed on the case and probably has assembled their whole staff to decide how to proceed ...

damn, the good old days were much quicker and much less expensive to the taxpayers...
oh well, it is Falkie
and California

[PB the Deplorable]

The A-Z of Senda...

C is also for Cockblock...

[CozyRozie]

in the old days, the cops would have clubbed Falkie with their nightsticks for wasting their valuable time....
probably arresting the FAT FUCK for filing a false police report....
but, times are different....sensitivity bullshit and such...especially in California !
damn, they probably were not even allowed to laugh...but instead, being very serious and sympathetic to the FAT FUCK errr I mean Mr. Senda took all the pertinent information down, using proper chain of custody took possession of the "offending pizza" for evidence.
I would imagine the forensics department has been busy analyzing it and have possibly asked for permission to bring outside expert advice...
meanwhile the phone companies, Dominos and the delivery person have been contacted by police...
by now, I am sure the DA has been brought up to speed on the case and probably has assembled their whole staff to decide how to proceed ...

damn, the good old days were much quicker and much less expensive to the taxpayers...
oh well, it is Falkie
and California

are you such a nice guy, lol
wonder what Police would do if Senda reported that some sicko mailed him this "exploding" device that almost injured his eye,
do you think that was good healthy fun ??
or it was just a sick joke ?? potentially injuring unaware person especially if those fine exploding particles got into his eyes... think about it for a second!

that was very inappropriate sick joke

[PB the Deplorable]

The A-Z of Senda...

C is also for Cooter, one of which we've heard much too much...

[Happier Times are Coming]

SredniVashtar,
You, Sir, are a literary genius !
the way your posts read often bring me to tears...
(and a change of my adult diapers....and finding spewed coffee everywhere)
they are capable of producing every imaginable emotion...
you, Sir, have a gift...

[Happier Times are Coming]

C is also for Cooter, one of which we've heard much too much...

and you, Sir, are a TROLL and HATER !
WE have NOT yet heard the outcome of the "BLEEDING COOTER" !

"it's not funny ! it could be cancer"

is it a bleeding ok cooter ?
or a bleeding cooter cancer ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

C is also for Cooter, one of which we've heard much too much...

what if, just what if....
it was YOUR cooter that was bleeding ?

[CozyRozie]

SredniVashtar,
You, Sir, are a literary genius !
the way your posts read often bring me to tears...
(and a change of my adult diapers....and finding spewed coffee everywhere)
they are capable of producing every imaginable emotion...
you, Sir, have a gift...

yes but his weakness is that he gets so upset like a pissing girl when he is being served some solid doze of critique,
did you ever heard his voice on Gabcasts,
he has this irritating squealing high pitched female voice that is so irritating and funny at the same time...

[Lilith]

The A-Z of Senda

A is for Anthony: Senda's real name is Anthony, but he prefers to be called George. He hates the name Anthony, after it was used to taunt him at school ('Tony the Pony', 'Anthony the Fat Piece of Shit', etc). But he hates being called Senda even more. On no account call Senda 'Senda', because he finds it dehumanising and it hurts Senda's feelings.
A is also for Apple: Senda has a magpie fascination with the products emerging from Cupertino (via some sweatshop in China), and takes every opportunity he can to blow his limited income on one toy or another with the letter 'i' in the title. The only time Senda can hear the word 'jobs' without breaking into a cold sweat is when it has anything to do with Steve. He has an iPhone, an iMac, two iPads, yet still whinges that he's unable to make a five-minute video without yet another airlift of cash from his 'susscribers' to buy something else.

A is also for Able-Bodied: Which Senda certainly is NOT! Any suggestion that he might not be as disabled as he claims to be will result in an indigant thirty minute video detailing every malady that he has suffered from in the last three decades. He claims his back screams in pain (I just checked WebMD, and it can do no such thing, the filthy liar!) and will spend months on end lying in bed whenever he gets a case of the sniffles. Despite this advanced state of decrepitude, it doesn't stop him going on daily trips to the supermarket on foot, and carrying several bags of heavy shopping back with him.

B is for Boobs: Senda loves boobs, the larger the better, because they remind him of his mother. His prefererence is for planetary-sized funbags that would have even Russ Meyer whistling with admiration. His brief stint running his own sub-forum ran into trouble early on when he started plastering it with pictures of busty teenagers. But he not only likes to look at big boobs, he also likes to 'nurse' on them, and once (in a rare moment of entrepreneurship) tried to pimp out a pregnant woman to serve as a lactating hooker for the enjoyment of Senda's fellow perverts.

B is also for brig: brig (aka 'grub', aka 'grib', aka 'That Bitch') is one of many 'haters' who have made Senda's life so miserable over the years. They used to be cordial, and Senda even floated the possibility of doing a podcast with her (making it a rare occasion when he'd manage a relationship with a woman who didn't charge by the hour) but her zealously pro-MV stance ('Praise MV!') made Senda jealous, and she was summarily excommunicated from the Church of Senda. She is comfortably in the Top Ten of people Senda is going to financially ruin when he wins the lottery.

C is for Cats: Senda has an inordinate love of cats, or 'kitties', as he prefers to call them. Quite what their opinion of him is has never been determined. Many of them serve as ad hoc sofa cushions and end their lives squashed under his fat ass. He loves to give them unfailingly cretinous names like 'Fuzzy', 'Little Girl', and 'Orangey'. He never gets a cat of his own, but prefers to pilfer them from adjacent backyards and fondle them on camera. He also sneaks out in the middle of the night to feed cats belonging to other people, despite being told not to. After he has spent his monthly SSI cheque (usually in the first couple of days) he goes on YouTube and claims that he needs money for cat food 'or the kitties will starve'.

C is also for Cristal: Senda's mom. Senda has what is known in psychiatry as a 'semi-Oedipal complex' â€" he killed his dad, but we don't known whether he got round to fucking his mother. We know very little about Cristal Senda, but we do know that she had big ol' jugs, because Senda told us so, and he memorised her bra size. She was a refugee from Poland (the Nazis having got wind that she was carrying a foetal Senda in her womb and deciding to nip this thing in the bud before it got any worse) and managed to make it to the States, where she worked as a nurse. She persecuted Senda  mercilessly over the years, buying him so many clothes that he couldn't shut his closet. There's almost no subject that Senda can't talk about without it getting on to the subject of his mother and her controlling ways. Any attempt to give Senda advice immediately makes him think that you are his mother telling him what to do!

D is for Dad: Senda strangled his father, Anton, in the bathtub. We don't know the exact circumstances - perhaps it just seemed like a good idea at the time - but he later claimed that his father had killed him twice and he was just getting his own back. All this was vital preparation for Senda's later career as the Zodiac Killer. His father was a master-sergeant in the army, which accounts for his son's famous discipline and iron will. Not to mention his punishing fitness regimen.

D is also for Dimitri: Senda occasionally likes to pose under the pseudonym 'Dimitri' on internet forums, because he thinks it makes him sound exotic and mysterious. After a lifetime spent watching pulp spy fiction, Senda lives a fantasy existence and claims his hovel is filled with surveillance equiplent planted by 'The Evil MV'. Frequently boasts that he has masturbated to every episode of 'The Men  from UNCLE', but has never managed to persuade the Guinness Book of Records to include this feat.

(to be continued...)

MOAR !!!

Praise MV!

[CozyRozie]

The A-Z of Senda

A is for Anthony: Senda's real name is Anthony, but he prefers to be called George. He hates the name Anthony, after it was used to taunt him at school ('Tony the Pony', 'Anthony the Fat Piece of Shit', etc). But he hates being called Senda even more. On no account call Senda 'Senda', because he finds it dehumanising and it hurts Senda's feelings.

A is also for Apple: Senda has a magpie fascination with the products emerging from Cupertino (via some sweatshop in China), and takes every opportunity he can to blow his limited income on one toy or another with the letter 'i' in the title. The only time Senda can hear the word 'jobs' without breaking into a cold sweat is when it has anything to do with Steve. He has an iPhone, an iMac, two iPads, yet still whinges that he's unable to make a five-minute video without yet another airlift of cash from his 'susscribers' to buy something else.

A is also for Able-Bodied: Which Senda certainly is NOT! Any suggestion that he might not be as disabled as he claims to be will result in an indigant thirty minute video detailing every malady that he has suffered from in the last three decades. He claims his back screams in pain (I just checked WebMD, and it can do no such thing, the filthy liar!) and will spend months on end lying in bed whenever he gets a case of the sniffles. Despite this advanced state of decrepitude, it doesn't stop him going on daily trips to the supermarket on foot, and carrying several bags of heavy shopping back with him.

B is for Boobs: Senda loves boobs, the larger the better, because they remind him of his mother. His prefererence is for planetary-sized funbags that would have even Russ Meyer whistling with admiration. His brief stint running his own sub-forum ran into trouble early on when he started plastering it with pictures of busty teenagers. But he not only likes to look at big boobs, he also likes to 'nurse' on them, and once (in a rare moment of entrepreneurship) tried to pimp out a pregnant woman to serve as a lactating hooker for the enjoyment of Senda's fellow perverts.

B is also for brig: brig (aka 'grub', aka 'grib', aka 'That Bitch') is one of many 'haters' who have made Senda's life so miserable over the years. They used to be cordial, and Senda even floated the possibility of doing a podcast with her (making it a rare occasion when he'd manage a relationship with a woman who didn't charge by the hour) but her zealously pro-MV stance ('Praise MV!') made Senda jealous, and she was summarily excommunicated from the Church of Senda. She is comfortably in the Top Ten of people Senda is going to financially ruin when he wins the lottery.

C is for Cats: Senda has an inordinate love of cats, or 'kitties', as he prefers to call them. Quite what their opinion of him is has never been determined. Many of them serve as ad hoc sofa cushions and end their lives squashed under his fat ass. He loves to give them unfailingly cretinous names like 'Fuzzy', 'Little Girl', and 'Orangey'. He never gets a cat of his own, but prefers to pilfer them from adjacent backyards and fondle them on camera. He also sneaks out in the middle of the night to feed cats belonging to other people, despite being told not to. After he has spent his monthly SSI cheque (usually in the first couple of days) he goes on YouTube and claims that he needs money for cat food 'or the kitties will starve'.

C is also for Cristal: Senda's mom. Senda has what is known in psychiatry as a 'semi-Oedipal complex' â€" he killed his dad, but we don't known whether he got round to fucking his mother. We know very little about Cristal Senda, but we do know that she had big ol' jugs, because Senda told us so, and he memorised her bra size. She was a refugee from Poland (the Nazis having got wind that she was carrying a foetal Senda in her womb and deciding to nip this thing in the bud before it got any worse) and managed to make it to the States, where she worked as a nurse. She persecuted Senda  mercilessly over the years, buying him so many clothes that he couldn't shut his closet. There's almost no subject that Senda can't talk about without it getting on to the subject of his mother and her controlling ways. Any attempt to give Senda advice immediately makes him think that you are his mother telling him what to do!

D is for Dad: Senda strangled his father, Anton, in the bathtub. We don't know the exact circumstances - perhaps it just seemed like a good idea at the time - but he later claimed that his father had killed him twice and he was just getting his own back. All this was vital preparation for Senda's later career as the Zodiac Killer. His father was a master-sergeant in the army, which accounts for his son's famous discipline and iron will. Not to mention his punishing fitness regimen.

D is also for Dimitri: Senda occasionally likes to pose under the pseudonym 'Dimitri' on internet forums, because he thinks it makes him sound exotic and mysterious. After a lifetime spent watching pulp spy fiction, Senda lives a fantasy existence and claims his hovel is filled with surveillance equiplent planted by 'The Evil MV'. Frequently boasts that he has masturbated to every episode of 'The Men  from UNCLE', but has never managed to persuade the Guinness Book of Records to include this feat.

(to be continued...)

QUITE LAME ACTUALLY - very weak on originality and obvious failure on humor side -except for one or two words.
I rather watch Falkie's videos...


"(to be continued...)" -please don't...it was that unoriginal it's not wort it really! 


***EDIT
tho I have to admit that I skipped reading some of it the moment I was starting yawning...

[CozyRozie]

QUITE LAME ACTUALLY - very weak on originality and obvious failure on humor side -except for one or two words.
I rather watch Falkie's videos...


"(to be continued...)" -please don't...it was that unoriginal it's not wort it really! 


***EDIT
tho I have to admit that I skipped reading some of it the moment I was starting yawning...

SV, DON'T TAKE ME WRONG...I'm sure for those with lower IQ your so called literary spasms would be entertaining..

[Inglorious Bitch]

http://bellgab.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif
(to be continued...)

Nice! Can't wait!   

[Happier Times are Coming]

the Martinez Police "advised" the person calling in about a "malicious pizza delivery ?
has anyone heard what advise was given ?

remember, it is California.....
so the Police are "not permitted" to advise him to....
STUFF THE F..... PIZZA UP YOUR ASS !
(now, are they ?)

[Rally Squirrel]

are you such a nice guy, lol
wonder what Police would do if Senda reported that some sicko mailed him this "exploding" device that almost injured his eye,
do you think that was good healthy fun ??
or it was just a sick joke ?? potentially injuring unaware person especially if those fine exploding particles got into his eyes... think about it for a second!

that was very inappropriate sick joke

After they left they would laugh.

He might as well call them on it. No doubt there is still the glitter evidence all over his rug.

[Happier Times are Coming]

After they left they would laugh.

He might as well call them on it. No doubt there is still the glitter evidence all over his rug.

yea, right...
like anybody would be able to discern "glitter" from...
all over his carpet anyway ?

*what happens when cat piss soaked glitter is allowed to age on carpet ?

*if Falkie drops a macaroon on the carpet...
does he utilize the 5 second rule ? and eat it anyway ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

anyway, what is the FAT FUCK up to anyway ?
I do hope the kitties are not feasting on his bloated carcass...
I am not ready yet....
(busy shopping and the like...)

[Lilith]

SV, DON'T TAKE ME WRONG...I'm sure for those with lower IQ your so called literary spasms would be entertaining..

Well, if repeatedly getting banned is a sign of intelligence, I'll settle for the lower IQ thanks. 

[CozyRozie]

After they left they would laugh.

He might as well call them on it. No doubt there is still the glitter evidence all over his rug.

yea, right...
like anybody would be able to discern "glitter" from...
all over his carpet anyway ?

*what happens when cat piss soaked glitter is allowed to age on carpet ?

*if Falkie drops a macaroon on the carpet...
does he utilize the 5 second rule ? and eat it anyway ?

are you such a nice guy, lol
wonder what Police would do if Senda reported that some sicko mailed him this "exploding" device that almost injured his eye,
do you think that was good healthy fun ??
or it was just a sick joke ?? potentially injuring unaware person especially if those fine exploding particles got into his eyes... think about it for a second!

that was very inappropriate sick joke

[CozyRozie]

Well, if repeatedly getting banned is a sign of intelligence, I'll settle for the lower IQ thanks. 

remember when you were crying that GravitySucks and Ciardello were telling you what to like what to not like, and what to post here,
they were the BellGab Police that arrested you, remember that ??... and now you are turning to be like them !! 

[Rally Squirrel]

Unfortunately it only got in his mouth. He said he was tasting glitter for a while.

Butt the kung pow sent him to the emergency room, so close to taking him out.

[CozyRozie]

Unfortunately it only got in his mouth. He said he was tasting glitter for a while.

Butt the kung pow sent him to the emergency room, so close to taking him out.

Make sure to set up a system that somebody will notify us when some nasty shit health vise happens to you,..so we can also lough,..lol