The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

I personally feel George missed his calling by being UNFAIRLY passed over for "The Most Interesting Man in the World" TWICE !
The first time occurred sometime in 2006 when Dos Equis UNFAIRLY hired the hack Jonathan Goldsmith for the part, something about Falkie often being mistaken for Marlon Brando (in his later morbidly obese years) ...
Then again in 2016, there was clear age discrimination afoot (George is still considering a lawsuit) as they kindly explained he was too old, too fat, too sick, too blind without his broken glasses and smelled too much like cat piss....
but George knew it was simply "age discrimination" plain and simple

I, for one, would enjoy George in the role and would PROUDLY order Dos Equis beer, IF HE WAS DOS EQUIS' MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD !
(Falkie will ALWAYS be my "Most Interesting Man in the World"

[sendafan2013]

was unable to access internet until my neighbor paid their bill.  now back online.  sent falkie2013 $125 to make up for missed youtube views.  you are all amazing and without Geroge we would be stuck not having the enterains.

[damon]

was unable to access internet until my neighbor paid their bill.  now back online.  sent falkie2013 $125 to make up for missed youtube views.  you are all amazing and without Geroge we would be stuck not having the enterains.

So you are just to lazy to pay for your own internet.  Mmm

[damon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jus1AVfHAE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcdp5B_rpgg

[Big Chicken]

Live Senda.  Wow.

He's been lazy today and hurt his leg and he is out of ideas to discuss already.

[Lilith]

"Slurp"

"Slurp"

[Lilith]

"I need shoes"
"I need shorts"
"I have to walk"
"Slurp"
"The stuff is going up my throat"

[Lilith]

"I have to keep going back and forth all the time"
"It wears my ass out"

[Big Chicken]

No one is in chat - presumably because all have been banned?

[damon]

"I have to keep going back and forth all the time"
"It wears my ass out"

did you view my videos MS Brig??

[damon]

falkie is boring tonight. oh well, i guess that i will go out to the bar.

[Lilith]

did you view my videos MS Brig??

No, not yet, was listening to Douglas, now watching George. I might go back to listening to Douglas.

[damon]

No one is in chat - presumably because all have been banned?

you are very correct sir

[Big Chicken]

So is this how the other shows were?  This is horrific

[Lilith]

"Kathy has fleas"

Of course she does, she visited George.

[Lilith]

So is this how the other shows were?  This is horrific

Yes.

[damon]

No, not yet, was listening to Douglas, now watching George. I might go back to listening to Douglas.

one video is less then 6 minutes the other is less then 3 minutes

[Big Chicken]

Kathy has fleas that are immune to insecticide?  What's up with that?

[Big Chicken]

I think watching dudes mix paint down at the Sherwin Williams would be more fun than this.

[damon]

they are making some porno with falkie

[Happier Times are Coming]

"Kathy has fleas"

Of course she does, she visited George.

fleas, lice, CRAB lice, scabies...
they all itch !
can George tell the difference ?
maybe have Kathy try some.....
(just to see if it solves her "problem")

[Happier Times are Coming]

how can my Bishop get on George's chat ?
he has some concerns and questions (and probably suggestions) for George
*asking for my Bishop

[FallenSeraph]

You guys sent him a pizza and didn't even pay for it??!!

SO CRUEL!

My heart kind of stopped when someone knocked on his door. I was afraid he was about to get robbed or something live on camera. 

[Happier Times are Coming]

fleas, lice, CRAB lice, scabies...
they all itch !
can George tell the difference ?
maybe have Kathy try some.....
(just to see if it solves her "problem")

Hey,
I just noticed that advertisement claims it also gets rid of that "old stinking kipper smell" also !
George, IT IS A TWO FER !!

[Big Chicken]

You guys sent him a pizza and didn't even pay for it??!!

SO CRUEL!

My heart kind of stopped when someone knocked on his door. I was afraid he was about to get robbed or something live on camera. 

The pizza thing was lame.

I was hoping for the knocker to be a Jehovah Witness who would come in and show George the Guiding Light.

[damon]

good night all, the falkie show is putting me to sleep.

[Big Chicken]

good night all, the falkie show is putting me to sleep.

Yeah.  40 minutes seems like four hours.

[Happier Times are Coming]

You guys sent him a pizza and didn't even pay for it??!!

SO CRUEL!

My heart kind of stopped when someone knocked on his door. I was afraid he was about to get robbed or something live on camera. 

was it a Black Man (NOT racist, just asking) ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

The pizza thing was lame.

I was hoping for the knocker to be a Jehovah Witness who would come in and show George the Guiding Light.

I was pulling for a PCH Prize Patrol
or....
a troupe of Black Midget Drag Queen Strippers (NOT racist, just ....well pulling for)
or...
Mormon Missionaries

[FallenSeraph]

Somebody tell him that cataract surgery will give him perfect vision and Medicare will pay for his cataract surgery. I'm tired of telling him stuff. I'm jealous of my dad right now - he's suddenly running around with superhero vision at age 70.

And yeah, the LASIK window slams shut once you hit 40-ish. Had I known this, I would've bought better eyes instead of boobs in my youth.

Yeah, I said it: BOOOOOOOOBS!

Nodding off as I listen to Falkie talk about his eye issues and his plans to kidnap cats that probably already have owners.