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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Damon on June 09, 2017, 06:06:50 PM
Remember that he loves BIG BLACK COCKS  (NOT racist, just what he prefers) , so we need to make sure that there is at least one male stripper for Falkie.
FIFY
..you are welcome

damon

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 09, 2017, 06:16:46 PM
I just was thinking...
Has George ever had a good day ?
....of course including weekends
His back is talking to him
His feet are paralyzed
The FoodMax old Crone is nagging
Ratty Patty is at it again, it's always her fault
He went to Starbucks and NO adolescent busty blondes
No expected "donations"
Sewergabbers are at it again
The HATERS AND TROLLS are leaving bad comments
He has no "promised" care giver yet
Oh, shit the annual inspection again !
Casa SENDA needs dusting again !
I am out of cat wet food
I am out of cat dry food
It is the BMV's fault I don't have my license
Kathy wrecked another Prius
The kids they let move into the Hacienda are too loud
Damn, it's hot in here
I had to walk waddle because I don't have a car
Ratty Patty gave a baby stroller to Kathy, and it is ridiculous
My Mother was mean to me, and only breastfed me for 12 years
I have hemorrhoids now
I sleep on a sofabed
I got fired from C2C
I got caught "plunging the toilet", and it got me fired
I have died 2 or 3 or 4 times
I cannot give Kathy what she wants...sex...ewww (my ewww)
I still don't have a shipping container
The damn raccoons
I could have been a contender
I am 65 and retired
I am 65 and morbidly obese
I cannot find my favorite red shorts
I am tired of the buffering
How come I have so many suscribers and nobody watches my LIVE YouTube
Why haven't I won the lottery
Nobody appreciates the work and effort it takes to bring breaking news to the public
My knee is talking to me now
My sinus infection that lasted 2 years almost killed me
My tooth infection almost killed me
Why doesn't my ER doctor make Casa calls
That damn Nigerian Prince never mailed my check
George Noory still owes me 2 months Internet
....and many more
and you DARE tk suggest he have a nice weekend ??
HATER
TROLL
you are right that i am a troll because i tell falkie the truth that he can't handle.


Another idea....
Why not start a gofundme page to finance a troupe of midget male strippers to surprise Falkie at Casa Senda ?
....of course NOT arrive before noon

Could the Moonlite Bunny Ranch and Dennis Hof surprise George ?
....a Limo could show up at the Hacienda
....the driver could inquire which hovel is Casa Senda
....two ladies and a six pack of NON alcohol Becks could be in the back
why, you might ask
well, the ladies could have been introduced to "The Guy from Pittsburgh" YouTube channel
and....
the ladies, and their pussies, could have received a YUGE drop shipment of cat food

George, DREAMS could come true !

what sort of a "last wish" would Falkie ask for before his demise, and his twitchie thingy being "whacked off"...for the last time and cryogenically preserved ?
has George ever "shared" his twisted fantasy ?
George,
(knowing you lurk about here)
you had better share before it's too late
someone  could  make it come true...

another episode of...
"It's right, because Falkie says so"

Falkie says "it's NOT murder if I cannot find my glasses and step on OR sit on a cat and make a mess, I don't care what PETA says"

Falkie says "Boop died of natural causes because she was old, I don't care that Kathy thought Boop was too flat and messy for it to be natural causes and I had an unexplained mess on my shorts in the shape of a flat cat"


Quote from: Damon on June 09, 2017, 06:30:02 PM
you are right that i am a troll because i tell falkie the truth that he can't handle.
Oh, my apologies
I did NOT believe I called you a TROLL
...an interesting video producer
...a voice of compassion trying to help a dumb animal
...a heart of gold, trying his best to help Falkie "see the light"
...a Good Samaritan trying to help a wayward Jew
...a voice of truth for Anthony George Senda
but NEVER a TROLL or HATER


Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 09, 2017, 06:16:46 PM
I just was thinking...
Has George ever had a good day ?
....of course including weekends
His back is talking to him
His feet are paralyzed
The FoodMax old Crone is nagging
Ratty Patty is at it again, it's always her fault
He went to Starbucks and NO adolescent busty blondes
No expected "donations"
Sewergabbers are at it again
The HATERS AND TROLLS are leaving bad comments
He has no "promised" care giver yet
Oh, shit the annual inspection again !
Casa SENDA needs dusting again !
I am out of cat wet food
I am out of cat dry food
It is the BMV's fault I don't have my license
Kathy wrecked another Prius
The kids they let move into the Hacienda are too loud
Damn, it's hot in here
I had to walk waddle because I don't have a car
Ratty Patty gave a baby stroller to Kathy, and it is ridiculous
My Mother was mean to me, and only breastfed me for 12 years
I have hemorrhoids now
I sleep on a sofabed
I got fired from C2C
I got caught "plunging the toilet", and it got me fired
I have died 2 or 3 or 4 times
I cannot give Kathy what she wants...sex...ewww (my ewww)
I still don't have a shipping container
The damn raccoons
I could have been a contender
I am 65 and retired
I am 65 and morbidly obese
I cannot find my favorite red shorts
I am tired of the buffering
How come I have so many suscribers and nobody watches my LIVE YouTube
Why haven't I won the lottery
Nobody appreciates the work and effort it takes to bring breaking news to the public
My knee is talking to me now
My sinus infection that lasted 2 years almost killed me
My tooth infection almost killed me
Why doesn't my ER doctor make Casa calls
That damn Nigerian Prince never mailed my check
George Noory still owes me 2 months Internet
....and many more
and you DARE tk suggest he have a nice weekend ??
HATER
TROLL

I think you forgot the cracked tooth, and the missing filling.

I like to listen to either Douglas or Wells on Saturday nights, so George will just have to wait till I get around to listening to the YouTube podcast.

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 08, 2017, 09:14:43 PM
Rally Squirrel
You get it !
THESE are the type of videos George needs to do !
hell, this product was probably developed in the Bay Area anyway !
....besides, once he catches on all sorts of sex apparatus manufacturers will be sending him stuff free ( DONATIONS! ) to review !
Hey, Falkie could even work "Sweet Kathy" into his videos...
....maybe even the FoodMax Crone

I was thinking that you might enter the YouTube arena or Damon. After all you both seem highly interested in anal pleasures and Damon is searching for a style for his videos.

George has interest in fecal matter based on the nicknames he gives but it looks like he is now trying to copy
The Carpetbagger https://www.youtube.com/user/carpetbaggerorg . George wants to do the abandoned places thing, but of course he refuses to edit or put in any effort.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 10, 2017, 06:35:14 AM
I was thinking that you might enter the YouTube arena or Damon. After all you both seem highly interested in anal pleasures and Damon is searching for a style for his videos.

George has interest in fecal matter based on the nicknames he gives but it looks like he is now trying to copy
The Carpetbagger https://www.youtube.com/user/carpetbaggerorg . George wants to do the abandoned places thing, but of course he refuses to edit or put in any effort.
Edit? Effort? That's work!

NEWSFLASH
"The Guy from Pittsburgh" has just announced ground breaking news concerning the death of George Reeves !
George Reeves (TV's Superman) was found dead in his bedroom as his girlfriend and guests were downstairs on June 16, 1959.
Numerous billet holes were found in the ceiling, floor and one in George Reeves' head.
"THE Guy from Pittsburg" announced in a YouTube video the bullet in George Reeves' head has finally been identified as the bullet that caused his demise !

*another breaking news story by "The Guy from Pittsburgh" designed to inform and educate us !

*if you choose to donate to support my efforts and help me buy new storage equipment you can please donate to me at .......

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 10, 2017, 06:35:14 AM
I was thinking that you might enter the YouTube arena or Damon. After all you both seem highly interested in anal pleasures and Damon is searching for a style for his videos.

George has interest in fecal matter based on the nicknames he gives but it looks like he is now trying to copy
The Carpetbagger https://www.youtube.com/user/carpetbaggerorg . George wants to do the abandoned places thing, but of course he refuses to edit or put in any effort.
I appreciate your comment, however after discussing in length with my Bishop he is of the opinion that YouTube participation would be contrary to our beliefs and faith.
The Bishop further clarified there is no current ruling on helping Falkie or anal pleasures.



My Bishop is now expressing interest in Falkie and asked me how he can get on Falkie's chat tonight for his LIVE YouTube extravaganza
How does one ?

damon

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 10, 2017, 06:35:14 AM
I was thinking that you might enter the YouTube arena or Damon. After all you both seem highly interested in anal pleasures and Damon is searching for a style for his videos.

George has interest in fecal matter based on the nicknames he gives but it looks like he is now trying to copy
The Carpetbagger https://www.youtube.com/user/carpetbaggerorg . George wants to do the abandoned places thing, but of course he refuses to edit or put in any effort.
Maybe falkie and I could work together on some video work for YouTube. How about it George

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Damon on June 10, 2017, 08:10:42 AM
Maybe falkie and I could work together on some video work for YouTube. How about it George

I vote for gay porn.

damon

Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 10, 2017, 08:12:53 AM
I vote for gay porn.
I do not do gay porn but if falkie wants to do gay porn, I can get some people who may be willing to help him. I know that he is a fan of jail house love from the L.A. county sheriff's department jail.

damon

Falkie would you star in a gay porn? If so, are you the pitcher or the catcher? Also falkie will you go bareback too?

damon

Quote from: Damon on June 10, 2017, 08:24:00 AM
Falkie would you star in a gay porn? If so, are you the pitcher or the catcher? Also falkie will you go bareback too?
Hey falkie you are a fucking liar. I do work at Lockheed. Because I work at Lockheed I have to go to Edwards afb to work. Also I work out of plant 42.i never offer a limo for falkie. Fuck you George.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 10, 2017, 08:12:53 AM
I vote for gay porn.
Although I think your idea might be worthwhile....
A take on "Jailhouse Love" with 9 Black Men (NOT racist, just who George prefers to be incarcerated with) boarding the BART Falkie Train...for a ride of a life time, with "special care" this time as Falkie has shared he now is afflicted with "dangling dingleberries" (note: anticipating any day he will declare they almost "killed him")....
anyway, I was thinking more along the lines of..
1. "fake" PCH Prize Patrol showing up at the Casa Senda, complete with flowers, cameras, and a GIANT CHECK....hell, Falkie would have it all captured for posterity on the "The Guy from Pittsburgh" YouTube channel before he even began to figure it out !
2. a covert video of Falkie in his local Starbucks interacting with the staff and the infamous....leering and twitching at adolescent busty blonde girls...
3. a covert video following Falkie around Martinez capturing the little kids pointing at him, children laughing at his red shorts waddling, women whispering, confrontations with arch enemy the "FoodMax Crone", homeless people scurrying away as Falkie walks in their "abandoned apartment", his daily trip to the 99 cent store to purchase props for another highly anticipated "haul video", a visit to his Post Office box observing the Postal employees hide from him, a highly charged 4 hour bus adventure to get groceries (that would only take 10 minutes if his 2,567 suscribers would buy him a car), follow him on his documentary on the Dildo factory in North Hollywood(I KNOW HE WILL DO THIS... views views 25,000 in 5 days...over 2 million...from a far less talented individual)
SredniVashtar
I ask, in your expert opinion, what other avenues should be explored to catapult Falkie to fame, keeping the "Jail House" idea as one option ?

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 10, 2017, 07:20:35 AM
My Bishop is now expressing interest in Falkie and asked me how he can get on Falkie's chat tonight for his LIVE YouTube extravaganza
How does one ?

Does it happen to be Pastor Big Chicken?  He is one of my favorite Pastors and bellgabbers!!!!   ;D

damon

Quote from: brig on June 10, 2017, 09:51:43 AM
Does it happen to be Pastor Big Chicken?  He is one of my favorite Pastors and bellgabbers!!!!   ;D
Falkie needs to go back to a church and learn about what happens to people who lie about people.

Quote from: Damon on June 10, 2017, 11:28:42 AM
Falkie needs to go back to a church and learn about what happens to people who lie about people.
I asked in a previous post...
Has Falkie ever had a "good day" ?
Now, I ask..
Has Falkie ever been truthful when begging, grifting, scamming asking for "donations" ?
Has Falkie ever "really" cleaned Casa Senda ?
Has Falkie ever "really" worked ?
Has Falkie ever "changed" his shorts ?
Has Falkie ever "helped" anyone ?
Has Falkie ever NOT leered at an adolescent busty blonde ?
....other questions to follow

damon

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 10, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
I asked in a previous post...
Has Falkie ever had a "good day" ?
Now, I ask..
Has Falkie ever been truthful when begging, grifting, scamming asking for "donations" ?
Has Falkie ever "really" cleaned Casa Senda ?
Has Falkie ever "really" worked ?
Has Falkie ever "changed" his shorts ?
Has Falkie ever "helped" anyone ?
Has Falkie ever NOT leered at an adolescent busty blonde ?
....other questions to follow
Falkie needs to tell the truth because if he keeps on lying, someone can and will take him to court. He claims that people "lies" about him. His stories that he keeps on telling keeps on changing. Wtf george.

damon

Quote from: Damon on June 10, 2017, 12:02:47 PM
Falkie needs to tell the truth because if he keeps on lying, someone can and will take him to court. He claims that people "lies" about him. His stories that he keeps on telling keeps on changing. Wtf george.
[/quote
George are you going you take your computer's you the computer tech so he or she can check for malware like what you said in the past. Or are you just trying to scam people of their money just like the tax payers of california.]



damon

I did offer to help to clean his apartment but he told me to fuck off. I said that I would pay for lunch too at his favorite place and he told me fuck myself and die.

just another interesting part of George's personality....

Grandiose delusions (GD), delusions of grandeur, expansive delusions[1] or megalomania[1][2] are a subtype of delusion that occur in patients suffering from a wide range of psychiatric diseases, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia, patients with the grandiose subtype of delusional disorder, and a substantial portion of those with substance abusedisorders.[3][4] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a religious, science fictional, or supernatural theme.

Patients with a wide range of mental disorders which disturb brain function experience different kinds of delusions, including grandiose delusions

There are two alternate causes for developing
grandiose delusions:[11]
Delusion-as-defense: defense of the mind against lower self-esteem and depression.
Emotion-consistent: result of exaggerated emotions.

George is, simply put, a very interesting person !

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