The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

She's moved on from her prior interest in George, unfortunately.  She was a bit put off (and more than a little jealous) when she saw the flirtatious behavior exhibited towards the ladies at the "network" a few months back.  I tried to talk some sense into her, but to no avail.

The Master was never interested in her anyway.  After seeing her photo, he declared (while graciously letting her maintain her dignity) that she was not his type.  I'm afraid that she didn't "measure up" (OL' GERRY'S WORDS - NOT HIS) to his physical preferences.

Damn Gerry,
Tell her, nothing a needle and one of those basting things filled with crisco would not "cure"
Hell, tell her that a couple of YUGE undulating crisco filled breasts would ensure her three filthy holes can be taken care of by the Falkie and his two "donated" Cockzillas !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Ol' Gerry,
just tryin' to help ya out (and your daughter)
POST A PHOTO !
We can gladly help ya (and your daughter) out here !
*and George (and his TWO Cockzillas "made in Pittsburgh")
....just sayin'

FRIENDSHIP+++++++++

[damon]

I don't recall seeing this exciting news yet in the thread:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2017/06/06/aint-capitalism-great-amazon-offers-prime-discounts-for-those-on-welfare/#668b78c479da

The Master's hard earned dollars (his just due from the days when he used to work and contributed to the system) will stretch a little further with this assist from the good folks at Amazon.

FRIENDSHIP to all!

So I guess that he aka George senda and get a real doll then

[twiki]

i happened to watch a vid the other day and he looked like an Amish with scabies.

[JustSayAhhhh]

Why is there ALWAYS a haze in Senda's livingroom? Almost every single video has it..


https://youtu.be/_6scQxtytyg

[damon]

Why is there ALWAYS a haze in Senda's livingroom? Almost every single video has it..


https://youtu.be/_6scQxtytyg

Ok at least I'm not the only one who saw the haze

[MAX]

Why is there ALWAYS a haze in Senda's livingroom? Almost every single video has it..

Fart gas

[Happier Times are Coming]

Why is there ALWAYS a haze in Senda's livingroom? Almost every single video has it..


https://youtu.be/_6scQxtytyg

Upslope fog forms when moist air is going up the slope of a mountain, hill or a morbidly obese individual which condenses into fog on account of adiabatic cooling, and to a lesser extent the drop in pressure with altitude.

you are welcome

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie's "dream bucket item" I am sure would be a cross country adventure from Martinez, CA to the 'BURGH to film the Pittsburgh, PA. factory where Cockzilla Dildos, made in the USA.. NOT China where inferior dildos are manufactured !
He would want to be accompanied by a lady with YUGE undulating Crisco filled breasts and three filthy holes (ol' Gerry's daughter....please) transported in a RV, appropriately outfitted for the big guy (ol' Gerry or Old Crow have an appropriate vehicle)
....time is of the essence as Falkie's demise is approaching faster than we think !
....the RV should be outfitted not only with wifi etc but also a surgical table and freezing chamber in case he dies during the road trip.
....which case his twitchie thingy needs to be removed and frozen to preserve the last remaining Homo stultus for posterity!
"Onward Together" we can make this happen, with ol' Gerry and Old Crow !

FRIENDSHIP+++++++

[damon]

Falkie's "dream bucket item" I am sure would be a cross country adventure from Martinez, CA to the 'BURGH to film the Pittsburgh, PA. factory where Cockzilla Dildos, made in the USA.. NOT China where inferior dildos are manufactured !
He would want to be accompanied by a lady with YUGE undulating Crisco filled breasts and three filthy holes (ol' Gerry's daughter....please) transported in a RV, appropriately outfitted for the big guy (ol' Gerry or Old Crow have an appropriate vehicle)
....time is of the essence as Falkie's demise is approaching faster than we think !
....the RV should be outfitted not only with wifi etc but also a surgical table and freezing chamber in case he dies during the road trip.
....which case his twitchie thingy needs to be removed and frozen to preserve the last remaining Homo stultus for posterity!
"Onward Together" we can make this happen, with ol' Gerry and Old Crow !

FRIENDSHIP+++++++

If falkie would get a discount for working there, how many dildos would he get?

[Happier Times are Coming]

If falkie would get a discount for working there, how many dildos would he get?

well, that is an interesting question, "but" (get it?) I think the Big Guy would just be a shoe in for QUALITY CONTROL !
He would insist on personally checking each Cockzilla out BEFORE it left the factory and except for the occasional "lost" Cockzilla, I do not believe he would require a discount for purchasing any, HOWEVER, he would NOT rule out any "DONATED" dildos !

following photo showing how Falkie might "misplace" a Cockzilla

[damon]

well, that is an interesting question, "but" (get it?) I think the Big Guy would just be a shoe in for QUALITY CONTROL !
He would insist on personally checking each Cockzilla out BEFORE it left the factory and except for the occasional "lost" Cockzilla, I do not believe he would require a discount for purchasing any, HOWEVER, he would NOT rule out any "DONATED" dildos !

following photo showing how Falkie might "misplace" a Cockzilla

When falkie goes to the emergency room.  How is he going to tell the doctor why he has a dildo up his ass.

[Happier Times are Coming]

When falkie goes to the emergency room.  How is he going to tell the doctor why he has a dildo up his ass.

I really don't know what Falkie will say.
The most often reported cause of a foreign object stuck up a guy's ass by emergency room Physicians is "I slipped on soap in the shower and fell on it"....
He will probably blame Sweet Kathy for leaving it there !
Falkie may also be honest (I doubt it) and fess up to being in charge of quality control at the Pittsburgh Cockzilla factory and tried to sneak one home.
Falkie might blame a Black Man (NOT racist, just what he was) for attacking him in a WalMart and shoving a Cockzilla up his behind.

Anybody else have ideas on how Falkie would explain ?
Anybody have tales Falkie has shared on items he has slipped and fell on, resulting in a foreign object stuck up his ass ?
What is the biggest item Falkie has stuck up his ass ?

[SergeantMajor]

All of the activity in the Falkieverse requires, nay, demands a new episode of Martinez Tonight!

[Happier Times are Coming]

George,
This YouTube product received over 2 million views so far ( AND 25,000 in 5 days !)
....I might add your ability to produce a far better product goes without saying !
A road trip to Pittsburgh, PA., home of Cockzilla, out of the question, due to lack of "donations" ?
NO PROBLEM !
There is a DILDO FACTORY in North Hollywood, CA., just waddle down to the bus stop or BART and get headed to North Hollywood and get a scoop !
You could also promote your video on C2C with Noory !
*maybe get an appearance on C2C, as I bet Dildos have never been discussed before !
Your "STAR" on that California sidewalk is waiting !

NOTE: WEAR YOUR RED SHORTS AND RED SHIRT, very photogenic

[Happier Times are Coming]

George,
You live in a State that is FULL of WEIRD UNUSUAL LIBERAL ODD PEOPLE PLACES ETC !
You NEED TO take advantage of where you live !
Interview Pelosi
Film a DILDO FACTORY
Spend a day filming a day in the life of a PORN STAR
Film some LEFT WING WACKO PROTEST
GO TO A FILM PREMIERE
INVITE MAXINE WATERS OUT TO DINNER FOR AN INTERVIEW, tell her she makes your shorts a mess and wink wink
Go to a GAY BAR
Go to a DRAG SHOW
BE IN A DRAG SHOW
SO SO MANY THINGS IN CALIFORNIA
BRANCH OUT !

[Happier Times are Coming]

George,
Your personality and talent need to be shared with the world !
You, respectfully, are more of a Jerry Springer than a Walter Cronkite!
Embrace your God given abilities and think about taking your YouTube product in a different direction.
I WANT TO HELP YOU !

[Happier Times are Coming]

George
I have another idea for a sure fire winner on YouTube!
Dress up first ! red shorts, red tshirt, broken glasses...
Get your iPad ready and charged...
better wear your head flashlight
" get down " to the ...
White Horse Inn
6551 Telegragh Av Oakland, CA
"the oldest continually ran GAY bar"
is their claim to fame !
and a plus....
the bartender is an Iranian !
LOL
you could film and interview some of the patrons !
sample questions
1 would you buy me a non alcoholic becks
2 could you hold this
3 do you find my shorts attractive
4 would you come home with me
5 do you clean
6 do you like kitties
7 do you twitch
8 have you heard of "The Guy from Pittsburgh"
9 have you seen my YouTube channel
10 can I enter the Drag show
11 would you want to "donate" to me
12 were we ever in jail together
13 did you know I get inboxed by George Noory
14 do you know where I can find a cheap cargo container
15 where do you have your hair done
16 where do you have your nails done
17 do you like my red shorts
18 would you like to get into a pair of red shorts..like mine
19 do you ever plunge the toilet with the door open and your shorts down
20 were you a customer at the porn shop I worked at

FALKIE, I WANT TO HELP YOU !

[Rally Squirrel]

One of you YouTubers needs to review this:
http://funnyjunk.com/Fidget+spinner+buttplug/funny-pictures/6294960/

[Happier Times are Coming]

One of you YouTubers needs to review this:
http://funnyjunk.com/Fidget+spinner+buttplug/funny-pictures/6294960/

Rally Squirrel
You get it !
THESE are the type of videos George needs to do !
hell, this product was probably developed in the Bay Area anyway !
....besides, once he catches on all sorts of sex apparatus manufacturers will be sending him stuff free ( DONATIONS! ) to review !
Hey, Falkie could even work "Sweet Kathy" into his videos...
....maybe even the FoodMax Crone

[Happier Times are Coming]

George's destiny is the weird type of YouTube videos and investigative resporting NOT being done by the main stream.
George could visit the "factory" in North Hollywood shoot an interesting video, speak to employees, and follow the manufacturing process and maybe uncover CIA infiltration of the production line ?
Just what if "listening devices" were covertly being installed in the "products" ?
Maybe ISIS has infiltrated the production line and they are installing "explosive devices" in the "products" to be ultimately used by suicide bombers ?
Or Mexican Drug Cartels have taken over the production lines and are producing "products" with secret compartments to ship to Mexico with the sole purpose of smuggling drugs across our border ?
This is just an example of George conducting interviews and tours that would prove popular and perhaps as a bonus uncover a bigger story propelling him to fame and fortune !

[Happier Times are Coming]

EMERGENCY ACTION REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY!
George having been described by a recent loyal viewer of his "The Guy from Pittsburgh" YouTube channel as an scabies infested Amish gentleman indicates the depth "our" Falkie has sank, even removal of his beard, which the ladies found rather dashing has uncovered three "new" chins in addition to ones he had before.
George has sank to the lowest depths of Martinez by hobbling around vacant buildings and posting his exploits on YouTube, a big change from his C2C productions.
George is in dire straights and either
1. Needs immediate placement in the Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS or
2. Needs immediate assistance ("donations") from his SUSCRIBERS and adoring public from SEWER GAB to achieve his dream of visiting a dildo factory
George really does this time seem to be at a critical point !
George NEEDS US NOW MORE THAN EVER BEFORE !
if George does NOT receive help (I am sure he would prefer CASH DONATIONS)....
we just need to notify Martinez Cryogenics to be expecting the FROZEN TWITCHIE THINGY at any time

Old Crow ?
ol' Gerry ?
Damon ?
others ?

*now may be the time to form a proper "circle of trust" for the Big Guy !

[damon]

EMERGENCY ACTION REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY!
George having been described by a recent loyal viewer of his "The Guy from Pittsburgh" YouTube channel as an scabies infested Amish gentleman indicates the depth "our" Falkie has sank, even removal of his beard, which the ladies found rather dashing has uncovered three "new" chins in addition to ones he had before.
George has sank to the lowest depths of Martinez by hobbling around vacant buildings and posting his exploits on YouTube, a big change from his C2C productions.
George is in dire straights and either
1. Needs immediate placement in the Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS or
2. Needs immediate assistance ("donations") from his SUSCRIBERS and adoring public from SEWER GAB to achieve his dream of visiting a dildo factory
George really does this time seem to be at a critical point !
George NEEDS US NOW MORE THAN EVER BEFORE !
if George does NOT receive help (I am sure he would prefer CASH DONATIONS)....
we just need to notify Martinez Cryogenics to be expecting the FROZEN TWITCHIE THINGY at any time

Old Crow ?
ol' Gerry ?
Damon ?
others ?

*now may be the time to form a proper "circle of trust" for the Big Guy !

Falkie what size of dildos do you like? do you enjoy Horse Cocks?? CUM on George give us some feed back.

[coaster]

It's been in the mid 90's here and is supposed to be a scorcher this weekend. It got me thinking. It's probably a very comfortable 60 something in the Bay Area. Time for Falkie to start bitching about his air conditioner and how hot it is.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I wish George would accept our help !
"Donations"....ok
"Our Assistance" ......PRICELESS !

[Jackstar]

"Our Assistance" ......PRICELESS !

Hillary deleted the price.

[damon]

Hey Falkie whats new with you? I hope that you have a good weekend.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie, in his remains few days, needs a benefactor to invite him to a "gentlemen's club" and provide him with a bankroll of $1 bills !
I think I will email Floyd Mayweather and suggest he invite George up to Vegas for a night on the town !
George, I might suggest you red colored shorts and shirt...sure to drive the ladies wild !

[damon]

Falkie, in his remains few days, needs a benefactor to invite him to a "gentlemen's club" and provide him with a bankroll of $1 bills !
I think I will email Floyd Mayweather and suggest he invite George up to Vegas for a night on the town !
George, I might suggest you red colored shorts and shirt...sure to drive the ladies wild !

Remember that he loves BIG BLACK COCKS, so we need to make sure that there is at least one male stripper for Falkie.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Hey Falkie whats new with you? I hope that you have a good weekend.

I just was thinking...
Has George ever had a good day ?
....of course including weekends
His back is talking to him
His feet are paralyzed
The FoodMax old Crone is nagging
Ratty Patty is at it again, it's always her fault
He went to Starbucks and NO adolescent busty blondes
No expected "donations"
Sewergabbers are at it again
The HATERS AND TROLLS are leaving bad comments
He has no "promised" care giver yet
Oh, shit the annual inspection again !
Casa SENDA needs dusting again !
I am out of cat wet food
I am out of cat dry food
It is the BMV's fault I don't have my license
Kathy wrecked another Prius
The kids they let move into the Hacienda are too loud
Damn, it's hot in here
I had to walk waddle because I don't have a car
Ratty Patty gave a baby stroller to Kathy, and it is ridiculous
My Mother was mean to me, and only breastfed me for 12 years
I have hemorrhoids now
I sleep on a sofabed
I got fired from C2C
I got caught "plunging the toilet", and it got me fired
I have died 2 or 3 or 4 times
I cannot give Kathy what she wants...sex...ewww (my ewww)
I still don't have a shipping container
The damn raccoons
I could have been a contender
I am 65 and retired
I am 65 and morbidly obese
I cannot find my favorite red shorts
I am tired of the buffering
How come I have so many suscribers and nobody watches my LIVE YouTube
Why haven't I won the lottery
Nobody appreciates the work and effort it takes to bring breaking news to the public
My knee is talking to me now
My sinus infection that lasted 2 years almost killed me
My tooth infection almost killed me
Why doesn't my ER doctor make Casa calls
That damn Nigerian Prince never mailed my check
George Noory still owes me 2 months Internet
....and many more
and you DARE tk suggest he have a nice weekend ??
HATER
TROLL