The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I hacked MV's secret ethernet cameras. OK, I hired someone to hack MV's ethernet cameras.

HE WAS ASKING ABOUT MOTIVATION FOR ACQUIRING SUCH A COLLECTION NOT THE METHOD.

YOU KNOW LIKE THE VATICAN HAS THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF PORN FEATURING LITTLE BOYS.  THEY SAY IT'S FOR "RESEARCH PURPOSES" HA HA HA YEAH SURE THING YOUR HOLINESS.

WELL FRANKIE IF THE VATICAN EVER DECIDES TO RESEARCH FATTY PORN IBBY IS YOUR GO-TO DEALER.  THE GOVERNMENT SHOOTS DEALERS HERE ON SIGHT IBBY SO I WOULD ADVISE YOU NOT TO COME VISIT ME HERE.

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY CAP LOCKS PROBLEM I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKIN COMMUNITY WHERE'S THE OUTREACH.

[Happier Times are Coming]

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY CAP LOCKS PROBLEM I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKIN COMMUNITY WHERE'S THE OUTREACH.

Dear Moron,
Falkie, himself, has already provided you with the solution to your STUCK CAPS KEY PROBLEM !
You simply "whack your keyboard on your desk" (note:euphemism)
PROBLEM SOLVED !
*warning: may need STRONGER (I have a feeling you already need glasses) glasses after "whacking your keyboard", excessive "keyboard whacking" has been associated with going blind as reported by Sister Mary Alice

[Inglorious Bitch]

YOU KNOW LIKE THE VATICAN HAS THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF PORN

And here I thought you did.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

HE WAS ASKING ABOUT MOTIVATION FOR ACQUIRING SUCH A COLLECTION NOT THE METHOD.

YOU KNOW LIKE THE VATICAN HAS THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF PORN FEATURING LITTLE BOYS.  THEY SAY IT'S FOR "RESEARCH PURPOSES" HA HA HA YEAH SURE THING YOUR HOLINESS.

WELL FRANKIE IF THE VATICAN EVER DECIDES TO RESEARCH FATTY PORN IBBY IS YOUR GO-TO DEALER.  THE GOVERNMENT SHOOTS DEALERS HERE ON SIGHT IBBY SO I WOULD ADVISE YOU NOT TO COME VISIT ME HERE.

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY CAP LOCKS PROBLEM I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKIN COMMUNITY WHERE'S THE OUTREACH.

What part of the world you in right now Digit, er Mr. Butter?

[Lilith]

I have worn reading glasses for well over two decades and have never snapped them like that fat bastard routinely does. The man is a black hole of fuckery, whatever gets near him ends up damaged or ruined - Kathy, cats, self-respect. Fuck Senda with an electric eel.

I think the problem is that his head is too big for glasses.

[chefist]

I find myself returning for the new usernames...Bobby McPuddButter n Happier Times...lolz!  cracking up!

[WhiteCrow]

I find myself returning for the new usernames...Bobby McPuddButter n Happier Times...lolz!  cracking up!

Aren't they all Foster Brooks?

[WhiteCrow]

I think the problem is that his head is too big for glasses.

Not a problem, found these oversized glasses on the internet for $1,295.00

[whoozit]

There must be a more expensive solution.  George is worth it.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

And here I thought you did.

IT'S FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

What part of the world you in right now Digit, er Mr. Butter?

THE GOOD PART THAT DOESN'T ELECT AN ORANGE SKINNED SOCIOPATH TO RUN THE COUNTRY.  I HAVE NOT SET FOOT IN THE USA WHILE TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT BUT I AM SCHEDULED TO BE SMUGGLED IN VIA MEXICO ON WEDNESDAY. 

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH THIS GODDAMN CAPSLOCK.  I HAVE PUNCHED THE KEY 10 TIMES 12 TIMES 18 TIMES 58 TIMES AND NOTHING HELPS.  I GUESS IF YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER OF THE BELLGAB CLICK YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT SOMEONE DOING YOU A SOLID.  THIS PLACE REALLY WENT DOWNHILL SINCE IT BECAME POPULAR.

[Yorkshire pud]

THE GOOD PART THAT DOESN'T ELECT AN ORANGE SKINNED SOCIOPATH TO RUN THE COUNTRY.  I HAVE NOT SET FOOT IN THE USA WHILE TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT BUT I AM SCHEDULED TO BE SMUGGLED IN VIA MEXICO ON WEDNESDAY. 

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH THIS GODDAMN CAPSLOCK.  I HAVE PUNCHED THE KEY 10 TIMES 12 TIMES 18 TIMES 58 TIMES AND NOTHING HELPS.  I GUESS IF YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER OF THE BELLGAB CLICK YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT SOMEONE DOING YOU A SOLID.  THIS PLACE REALLY WENT DOWNHILL SINCE IT BECAME POPULAR.

Try carefully removing the key and clearing out the crap that fell out of your beard when you were typing at the same time as eating crackers and cheese. Once done, put the key back.

[chefist]

Aren't they all Foster Brooks?

You know it, you old pervert.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

THE GOOD PART THAT DOESN'T ELECT AN ORANGE SKINNED SOCIOPATH TO RUN THE COUNTRY.  I HAVE NOT SET FOOT IN THE USA WHILE TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT BUT I AM SCHEDULED TO BE SMUGGLED IN VIA MEXICO ON WEDNESDAY. 

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH THIS GODDAMN CAPSLOCK.  I HAVE PUNCHED THE KEY 10 TIMES 12 TIMES 18 TIMES 58 TIMES AND NOTHING HELPS.  I GUESS IF YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER OF THE BELLGAB CLICK YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT SOMEONE DOING YOU A SOLID.  THIS PLACE REALLY WENT DOWNHILL SINCE IT BECAME POPULAR.

I don't know what to tell you, Ive been having chronic problems with a faulty space bar.  I feel your pain.  Would it make you feel better if WE ALL STARTED TYPING LIKE THIS? 

[WOTR]

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH THIS GODDAMN CAPSLOCK.  I HAVE PUNCHED THE KEY 10 TIMES 12 TIMES 18 TIMES 58 TIMES AND NOTHING HELPS.  I GUESS IF YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER OF THE BELLGAB CLICK YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT SOMEONE DOING YOU A SOLID.  THIS PLACE REALLY WENT DOWNHILL SINCE IT BECAME POPULAR.

The first option would be to contact MV directly and ask for one of the subsidized laptops that he stocks for Bellgabbers.  When you contact him, be sure to mention that WOTR sent you, and use promo code SENDA2013.

If you don't want to pay shipping, I suggest a small ball peen hammer.  Use the round side to line up directly with a single key.  The flat side of a hammer is no good as the head is flat and will not allow you to strike one key.  Also, if the hammer is too big, and you will hit other keys at the same time. 

If you do not have a small ball peen, or you don't trust your aim, use a standard hammer and a punch.  This has the advantage of being able to line up directly first and use as large of a "striking hammer" as you feel necessary.  However, it does not necessarily have the sharp "blow" of a ball peen and it may not fix the problem without repeated blows.

[WOTR]

I don't know what to tell you, Ive been having chronic problems with a faulty space bar.  I feel your pain.  Would it make you feel better if WE ALL STARTED TYPING LIKE THIS?

PERHAPSTOMAKEITFAIRWESHOULDTYPELIKETHIS.

[Inglorious Bitch]

IT'S FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES

Masters and Johnson have nothing on you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

AN ORANGE SKINNED SOCIOPATH 

Racist.

[Inglorious Bitch]

  I HAVE PUNCHED THE KEY 10 TIMES 12 TIMES 18 TIMES 58 TIMES AND NOTHING HELPS. 

You're an ODD duck.

[Jackstar]

YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER OF THE BELLGAB CLICK

Hillary deleted the click.

[SredniVashtar]

You're an ODD duck.

As he specified the precise number of times he brutalised his keyboard, I think that makes him an OCD duck.

[Yorkshire pud]

As he specified the precise number of times he brutalised his keyboard, I think that makes him an OCD duck.

Furthermore, they were all even numbers, so, an even duck... fnarr fnarr.

[GravitySucks]

The first option would be to contact MV directly and ask for one of the subsidized laptops that he stocks for Bellgabbers.  When you contact him, be sure to mention that WOTR sent you, and use promo code SENDA2013.

If you don't want to pay shipping, I suggest a small ball peen hammer.  Use the round side to line up directly with a single key.  The flat side of a hammer is no good as the head is flat and will not allow you to strike one key.  Also, if the hammer is too big, and you will hit other keys at the same time. 

If you do not have a small ball peen, or you don't trust your aim, use a standard hammer and a punch.  This has the advantage of being able to line up directly first and use as large of a "striking hammer" as you feel necessary.  However, it does not necessarily have the sharp "blow" of a ball peen and it may not fix the problem without repeated blows.

Or, just hold the shift key down as you type.

[Lilith]

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY CAP LOCKS PROBLEM I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKIN COMMUNITY WHERE'S THE OUTREACH.

You could just try banging your keyboard on everything like George does.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Try carefully removing the key and clearing out the crap that fell out of your beard when you were typing at the same time as eating crackers and cheese. Once done, put the key back.

right advice for the wrong reason.  let's just say that this problem started after i downloaded the latest holly hendrix pov anal video.  for research purposes only of course.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Masters and Johnson have nothing on you.

if only you could say that about me.

[Happier Times are Coming]

You could just try banging your keyboard on everything like George does.

Brig,
George "claiming" he was "whacking his keyboard" reminds me of the time George claimed he was "plunging the toilet" albeit with his shorts down to his ankles (a female customer claimed he was actually masturbating and rounding 3rd base as she walked in on him), I had covert camera 3D on my auxiliary monitor and the angle I was viewing showed his red shorts down around his ankles and his left hand (actually one finger and thumb) moving back and forth holding his "twitching thingy" !
(I also noticed on camera 4a his eyes beginning to cross)

NO WONDER HIS EYES ARE BAD !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Bobby,
You made me think of when I believe I was around 12 years old and found the "Kinsey Reports" at the library (my mother took me weekly) and wow was it a hit with all my friends !
We would compare stories of the weird and unusual!
(The girls always wondered what we were discussing)

[Yorkshire pud]

right advice for the wrong reason.  let's just say that this problem started after i downloaded the latest holly hendrix pov anal video.  for research purposes only of course.

What did she research?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

What did she research?

kung gaano karaming mga titi siya ay maaaring magkasya sa kanyang tumbong.