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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Quote from: WOTR on June 05, 2018, 11:39:09 PM
If you were his doctor, you might also be happy to find his blood pressure bordering on fatal...

got close when he flipped out screaming that he needed this vacation. . .


vacation? HA!

and another thing....

how bout those bizarre sounds coming from Kathy over the phone? not her speaking. just weird random grunts, snorts, and stuff. sounded like a dead pelican out-gassing in a 55 gallon steel barrel.

took me awhile to figure out it was her.


Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 06, 2018, 12:30:39 AM
and another thing....

how bout those bizarre sounds coming from Kathy over the phone? not her speaking. just weird random grunts, snorts, and stuff. sounded like a dead pelican out-gassing in a 55 gallon steel barrel.

took me awhile to figure out it was her.
I saved a recording of this to prepare a continuous loop...
I don’t know about anybody else, but I found slow Kathy’s “bizarre sounds”, as you put it, rather erotic...
my “thingy” began twitching uncontrollably and I felt “funny”, in a rather pleasurable way...
(maybe similar to FAT FALKIE, when he encountered those adolescent busty blonde girls in Starbucks)

could this be an after effect of the paint chips ?


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 09:07:32 AM
I saved a recording of this to prepare a continuous loop...
I don’t know about anybody else, but I found slow Kathy’s “bizarre sounds”, as you put it, rather erotic...
my “thingy” began twitching uncontrollably and I felt “funny”, in a rather pleasurable way...
(maybe similar to FAT FALKIE, when he encountered those adolescent busty blonde girls in Starbucks)

could this be an after effect of the paint chips ?

A friend asked if you have video of your reaction. Please.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 06, 2018, 09:52:52 AM
A friend asked if you have video of your reaction. Please.
Pud,
IF your friend really wants to see me livestream my reaction...
WHY isn’t he “donating” to me ?
my favorite 👁PAD was stolen from me
my first backup 👁PAD has a “sticky” home button (and screen)
my second backup 👁PAD “jumped” off my desk and now has a shattered screen

IF your friend expects me to livestream my reaction he/she needs to step up and “donate”
my router might also be infected and a new one I priced cost $389.39
my internet bill is due today and it is $452.67 (they also want paid for the previous 4 months)

I added everything up and figure $7,429 and change (NOT $7,430) would cover everything !

oh, and I just discussed this with slow Kathy...
and she thinks it is VERY UNFAIR of your friend TO DEMAND I livestream my reaction AND YOU AND YOUR FRIEND  NOT DONATE...


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 10:09:39 AM
Pud,
IF your friend really wants to see me livestream my reaction...
WHY isn’t he “donating” to me ?
my favorite 👁PAD was stolen from me
my first backup 👁PAD has a “sticky” home button (and screen)
my second backup 👁PAD “jumped” off my desk and now has a shattered screen

IF your friend expects me to livestream my reaction he/she needs to step up and “donate”
my router might also be infected and a new one I priced cost $389.39
my internet bill is due today and it is $452.67 (they also want paid for the previous 4 months)

I added everything up and figure $7,429 and change (NOT $7,430) would cover everything !

oh, and I just discussed this with slow Kathy...
and she thinks it is unfair of your friend to expect me to livestream my reaction AND YOU NOT DONATE...


Well.. seeing as you put it like that I'll tell my friend to dig deep and donate. $7,429 doesn't seem to be an accurate sum of everything though, about $6500 inaccurate.

Didn't catch the latest bellowing/yelling/demanding grift-a-thon.  How much did he pull down, after taxes?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 06, 2018, 10:14:54 AM
Didn't catch the latest bellowing/yelling/demanding grift-a-thon.  How much did he pull down, after taxes?

In round figures? 0

Then I assume that there was plenty of ranting and raving about how isn't getting the support he deserves?

GravitySucks

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 06, 2018, 10:14:54 AM
Didn't catch the latest bellowing/yelling/demanding grift-a-thon.  How much did he pull down, after taxes?

$5.60

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 06, 2018, 10:14:41 AM

Well.. seeing as you put it like that I'll tell my friend to dig deep and donate. $7,429 doesn't seem to be an accurate sum of everything though, about $6500 inaccurate.
well, I added a little extra to cover interest, postage, envelopes, taxi, lunch, coffee AND MY TIME AND TROUBLE !
what are you and your friend ?
IMAGINARY HATERS ? IMAGINARY TROLLS ? IMAGINARY MEAN SPIRITED PEOPLE ?

GravitySucks

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 10:19:28 AM
well, I added a little extra to cover interest, postage, envelopes, taxi, lunch, coffee AND MY TIME AND TROUBLE !
what are you and your friend ?
IMAGINARY HATERS ? IMAGINARY TROLLS ? IMAGINARY MEAN SPIRITED PEOPLE ?

Did you add 18%?

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 06, 2018, 10:17:13 AM
Then I assume that there was plenty of ranting and raving about how isn't getting the support he deserves?
well he did gently remind everyone they have had 8 months to donate or save up for a big donation...
and he also gently reminded everyone there is NO EXCUSE ACCEPTABLE FOR NOT DONATING !
FORGET
your family and their needs (food, school supplies, roof, clothes etc)
sick family members and their needs
the expense of any funeral for loved ones
children’s medical care and medication
your mortgage
anything you might “think” you absolutely need

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 06, 2018, 10:18:45 AM
$5.60

Either you or Pud have a problem with arithmetic.  At any rate, did Falkie do cartwheels over the donation?
There should be much rejoicing in and around Hacienda Towers. 

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 06, 2018, 10:22:48 AM
Did you add 18%?
oh, thank you for the reminder !
an additional $1,338 should do it !
bringing it to a total of...
$8,768, but let’s just round it up to $9,000.00
(I might need a hotel to shower in while I am waiting on my 👁PADS)

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 10:26:24 AM
well he did gently remind everyone they have had 8 months to donate or save up for a big donation...
and he also gently reminded everyone there is NO EXCUSE ACCEPTABLE FOR NOT DONATING !
FORGET
your family and their needs (food, school supplies, roof, clothes etc)
sick family members and their needs
the expense of any funeral for loved ones
children’s medical care and medication
your mortgage
anything you might “think” you absolutely need

Yeah, to hell with all of it...Falko comes first,nobody puts him in the corner, etc etc, so on and so forth....

GravitySucks

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 06, 2018, 10:30:27 AM
Either you or Pud have a problem with arithmetic.  At any rate, did Falkie do cartwheels over the donation?
There should be much rejoicing in and around Hacienda Towers.

Someone named Raymond donated $8 through superchat after he demanded an $8 donation to have Kathy tell a Ratty Patty story. We all know that superchat takes 30%. And then fat fuck did his best to keep Kathy from telling any semblance of a coherent story.

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 06, 2018, 10:44:28 AM
Someone named Raymond donated $8 through superchat after he demanded an $8 donation to have Kathy tell a Ratty Patty story. We all know that superchat takes 30%. And then fat fuck did his best to keep Kathy from telling any semblance of a coherent story.

Sounds like our boy. 

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 06, 2018, 10:44:28 AM
Someone named Raymond donated $8 through superchat after he demanded an $8 donation to have Kathy tell a Ratty Patty story. We all know that superchat takes 30%. And then fat fuck did his best to keep Kathy from telling any semblance of a coherent story.

The Master only needed $8 in order to reach $100, which would unlock the funds so Super Chat could release HIS money to him.  He needed to hit that $100 threshold. 

In his benevolence, George did not ask for a penny more than what it would take to get the money he was rightfully owed before allowing Kathy to tell her story.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on June 06, 2018, 11:26:55 AM
The Master only needed $8 in order to reach $100, which would unlock the funds so Super Chat could release HIS money to him.  He needed to hit that $100 threshold. 

In his benevolence, George did not ask for a penny more than what it would take to get the money he was rightfully owed before allowing Kathy to tell her story.

That's great news Ger, will they be able to get George HIS money before he heads off into the wild blue yonder? 

Tell your master that we really are looking forward to some quality video this time around.  None of us are carpet or tile layers, grouters, etc,  so no floor videos please, and please tell him not to jump some poor son-of-a bitch in the hallway while he and his silly companion are trying to make it to another venue to fleece more nutburgers.  Thanks.

I think it might be wise and profitable for FAT FALKIE to wear a “the Guy from Pittsburgh” T-shirt (I doubt if Chefist will have his attorneys with him...but I could be wrong) and carry around his Alien Heads...
anyway, he is gaining public notoriety as a paranormal expert and I am sure he would be recognized by attendees...
new source of CONS GRIFTS and SCAMS perhaps ?
and of course he would be recognized by the celebrities also !
I mean, FAT FALKIE having been a contributor to C2C, before he got fired, and a personal friend of Art, Noory, Whitley, Hoagland,Linda Moulton Howe and many others who are prominent in the field...
and who knows, maybe he would be invited...
to sit in on a panel discussion
free steak dinner
free autographs
a table where his fans could pay for his autograph and photo
free accommodations
possible own radio program
the list is endless !

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 12:15:29 PM
I think it might be wise and profitable for FAT FALKIE to wear a “the Guy from Pittsburgh” T-shirt (I doubt if Chefist will have his attorneys with him...but I could be wrong) and carry around his Alien Heads...
anyway, he is gaining public notoriety as a paranormal expert and I am sure he would be recognized by attendees...
new source of CONS GRIFTS and SCAMS perhaps ?
and of course he would be recognized by the celebrities also !
I mean, FAT FALKIE having been a contributor to C2C, before he got fired, and a personal friend of Art, Noory, Whitley, Hoagland,Linda Moulton Howe and many others who are prominent in the field...
and who knows, maybe he would be invited...
to sit in on a panel discussion
free steak dinner (with Kathy vacuuming one down too?)
free autographs
a table where his fans could pay for his autograph and photo
free accommodations
possible own radio program
the list is endless !

???

I know there is such a thing as porn addiction...
but I want to know if I run the risk of slow Kathy “bizarre sounds” addiction...
I have NOT been able to stop !
(it’s running now, as I type thisss)

oh, damn...aaa, oooo, ugh
“and the twitching came”...

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 06, 2018, 12:18:02 PM
???
unfortunatelY, FAT FALKIE did NOT invite slow Kathy to AlienCON...
this saddened me, as FAT FALKIE has commented before how his suscribers really like her more than him or his kitties !
attendees (FAT FALKIE’s fans) will certainly feel let down, after recognizing FAT FALKIE and finding out slow Kathy, the samsquatch, didn’t come with him !
ah, if only, FAT FALKIE could have slow Kathy (hopefully on a leash) waddling behind him with no bra and panties, carrying her Pokémon bag (that FAT FALKIE gifted her)...

I am afraid FAT FALKIE might have some explaining to do


heater

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on June 06, 2018, 11:26:55 AM
The Master only needed $8 in order to reach $100, which would unlock the funds so Super Chat could release HIS money to him.  He needed to hit that $100 threshold. 

In his benevolence, George did not ask for a penny more than what it would take to get the money he was rightfully owed before allowing Kathy to tell her story.

George is lucky to have you on his side my friend! Continued success!

GravitySucks

Quote from: heater on June 06, 2018, 01:40:20 PM
Guess I’m back on board the bus.  Where are we headed this season?

You going to stream live video on the bus?

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 12:32:03 PM
unfortunatelY, FAT FALKIE did NOT invite slow Kathy to AlienCON...

I am afraid FAT FALKIE might have some explaining to do

Simple, Falkie had Kathie and Patty along to attend the convention in San Francisco - the one when he missed interviewing Norry because Kathie didn't remind him to bring some unneeded equipment to do the interview, and they had to turn around and return home to get it - making him late and miss meeting up with Noory (interesting he didn't call his good friend's cell to say he was going to be late or where to find him).  Why would he take her again after that?

Besides, he had to walk a couple of blocks when she drove him to the convention in Sacramento.  Very unreliable, very discourteous, almost as if she isn't interested in his video career or these conventions.  And how much did Kathie save to go ?  How much did she donate for him to go?  Nothing and nothing.

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