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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 22, 2017, 10:00:51 AM
Be thankful. We didn't see him sitting on the can..



This is George Senda, the Guy From Shitsburgh (tm)

Quote from: chefist on August 22, 2017, 09:31:23 AM
Ha. That's a good catch. I've got these so far:

- Science Infection (sinus infection)
- Sa'en Sisco (San Francisco)
- Su'en (something)
- Obrum (Abrahm)

I'm sure there are many more.

Excue me for excuse me.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on August 22, 2017, 10:05:38 AM
... Generally, food poisoning symptoms come on fairly quicly and last a relative short amount of time.  In worse-case scenario, two three days of heaving and weaving, and you're good to go anywhere more than 50 feet from the bathroom.   In rare cases, a contaminant such as Campylobacter can cause symptoms for a week, ten days.  Falk is going on two weeks.  Must have been a bad piece of meat...

You haven't been to India, have you.

India stands for I'd Never Do It Again

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 22, 2017, 10:00:51 AM
Be thankful. We didn't see him sitting on the can..



It did not sound like he made it to the can. It was Jackson Pollock's brown era. Silver came later when he got ill.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on August 22, 2017, 10:05:38 AM
Falkie really is a marvel of modern science.  Generally, food poisoning symptoms come on fairly quicly and last a relative short amount of time.  In worse-case scenario, two three days of heaving and weaving, and you're good to go anywhere more than 50 feet from the bathroom.   In rare cases, a contaminant such as Campylobacter can cause symptoms for a week, ten days.  Falk is going on two weeks.  Must have been a bad piece of meat. 

My mother used to work for an unscrupulous jackass at a grocery store in North Dakota way back in the early-mid 70's.  When meat products where about to expire, he would bundle it and sell it at a steep discount, usually to impoverished Native American families (that's not racist, that's what they were).  Mom knew one of the ladies who frequently purchased the meat bundles and asked her if anyone had ever gotten sick from it.  She said that the meat was divided among many families who cooked it as soon as they received it and as long as it wasn't rancid, and was cooked thoroughly, it was just fine.  I suspect that Falkie has no Native American in him.  Just a hunch.

I think the cooked thoroughly part is the ongoing recurrence for Senda. Remember, the man ate frozen chicken. Then he complained that it was not thoroughly cooked. And he was the fucking cook!

chefist

Quote from: bateman on August 22, 2017, 09:48:06 AM
Or making a Youtube video to tell everyone about it?

Ha...well, ya...that too.  ;D

paladin1991

Quote from: damon on August 22, 2017, 12:26:48 AM
At the 56:16 mark, George said that the Air Force wanted to send him to Boot Camp (Lackland AFB) then to OCS (officer candidate school) if he joined. In 1970 George was 18 years old( he was born in 1952), unless George had a 4 year degree as an 18 year old, the military would not have send him to OCS. I know that George and I talked about this in the past. If he was smart, he should have joined the air force and picked his job. If he was drafted, He would have been Drafted into the Army or the Marines and be put into one of the combat arms jobs, for example infantry, Armor(Tanks), combat engineers. But who really cares now because George is in his own world. Open Lines Gerry, I know that you and George are BFFs and I really do not want to rehash the old shit but I just have to correct his mistakes and you may say that he most likely forgot or had a brain fart. Most people knows that he is just pulling shit out of his butt when it comes to his military experience or the most likely true the lack of military experience.  Open Line Gerry, I hope that you and your family are doing well. Friendship Gerry

Oh good CHRIST!  If senda survived Marine boot camp, he would have been fragged.  His mother would have got the gov't life insurance. 

Waitaminute.

His angel of a mother would have had all that money to pay her back for her lifetime of servitude caring and providing for senda.  (And he would not steal her American Express on her death bed) (Nor entice those poor incarcerated black men {not racist, just what they were} into unnatural acts)

My.  God.



DO OVER!  DO OVER!   HEY EVERYONE, senda's LIFE HAS TO BE A DO OVER!

chefist

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 22, 2017, 09:57:04 AM


In this video something is sunning and he is the guy from pittswerg.

you are right...sunning...that's closer to it. It's difficult for me to clearly decipher his pronunciation.


paladin1991

Quote from: ONeill on August 22, 2017, 06:07:54 AM
Is the fat cunt dead?

Sorry, brother.  Not yet.  I'm trying to get a DO OVER for sendas life so he can get sent to Vietnam.  His mom would have liked to have had the insurance money.

paladin1991

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on August 22, 2017, 06:43:25 AM
I was picturing the way he must deal with the police as well.  In his videos he says they ''know him'', he must call them or walk waddle up to them when he sees them around town all the time.

All cops have that one or two on their beat that make sure that the cops 'know' them.  Some times you can't stop laughing until tears are streaming down your cheeks and other times its 'Oh fuck me to tears, what is it now?'

paladin1991

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 22, 2017, 09:57:04 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHY3j-QRINg

In this video something is sunning and he is the guy from pittswerg.

Slurred speech.  drooping features (stroke eye)

The poor fuck must have a stroke a day.

paladin1991

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on August 22, 2017, 10:05:38 AM
Falkie really is a marvel of modern science.  Generally, food poisoning symptoms come on fairly quicly and last a relative short amount of time.  In worse-case scenario, two three days of heaving and weaving, and you're good to go anywhere more than 50 feet from the bathroom.   In rare cases, a contaminant such as Campylobacter can cause symptoms for a week, ten days.  Falk is going on two weeks. My mother used to work for an unscrupulous jackass at a grocery store in North Dakota way back in the early-mid 70's.  When meat products where about to expire, he would bundle it and sell it at a steep discount, usually to impoverished Native American families (that's not racist, that's what they were).  Mom knew one of the ladies who frequently purchased the meat bundles and asked her if anyo Must have been a bad piece of meat. 


Is that a Menthol Newport 100's smoking Black (Not racist, just what he might be) man joke?

ONeill

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 22, 2017, 09:57:04 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHY3j-QRINg

In this video something is sunning and he is the guy from pittswerg.

Sweet Jesus, whoever did that (RS?) is a wonderful human being. Thank God I watched this one in background. If had been fully concentrated on this during that first watch, the sight of that disappointed look on his fat mug would have made cum like a fire extinguisher.

ONeill

Quote from: Here We Go Again on August 20, 2017, 11:34:44 AM
And yes, leave it to "The Sh*thead From Pittsburgh" to disturb that mule's rest. Because it does more work in one day without complaint than Senda does in a year has done in the last 45 years. Constantly whining like a big b*tch on YouTube that he hurts, has "headaches, stomach aches, back aches, bad knees and feet" and puts on fake "screaming" to prove it.

FIFY

ONeill

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 18, 2017, 12:39:33 AM
NoamChomsky is the poster known here as MagnificentBastard.

Ah, MagnificentBastard, the author of my two favorite posts on Bellgab. DPS, RS do you know how to contact this guy to ask him to come back? Let me wax nostalgic a bit...

Quote from: MagnificentBastard on December 08, 2014, 01:48:04 PM
If it seems that he has improved, it was just a mistake.  Trust me, I've seen this fucking putz in action for the last sixteen years and one thing has become abundantly clear- Flakie doesn't learn.

By the way, congratulations on being stupid enough to help falkie beg for handouts when he "lost" his money order and couldn't pay for rent. Oddly enough, no matter how stupid flakie is, he always seems to find someone dumber than himself to squeeze a few nickles out of by inspiring pity with one of his constantly occurring self inflicted disasters. Flakie's endless cycle of immediately pissing away every penny that falls into his hands and then grovelling for money online is more predictable than the rising of the sun. Too bad he's too lazy to walk his fat ass down to a freeway off ramp and panhandle like a self respecting hobo.

Flakie provides a good example for the shortcomings of legal euthanasia. I mean, it's great that someone with a terminal illness can choose to die rather than suffer through it, but what about the cases in which everyone else hopes someone will die? What kind of legal relief does Euthanasia provide us? There was a time when Flakie almost died from his disgusting lack of personal hygiene. He didn't brush his teeth for several decades and finally one became abscessed. The infection spread until finally his entire head became necrotic. Reading Flakie's constant bitching for a month or so finally end with "Well, I have to go into surgery tomorrow" was the summer of my youth. "Aha! Flakie's swirling the drain this time!" I said to myself. "There's no way he'll make it through this one!" For a few weeks there, I was walking on sunshine until the bastard State of California stepped in and scraped out the contents of his head and filled it with candy like a pinata. A week or so after his post announcing surgery, I was sure he was dead, until a "Well, I made it through surgery, and now I need money for (insert bullshit story here)" post  hammered home a reality that I live with to this very day. flakie is an eternal evil. He  will never die naturally, the most we can hope for is tricking Flakie into moving to Texas where they aren't shy about executing retards.

Quote from: MagnificentBastard on December 09, 2014, 05:04:41 PM
Of the many psychological traits that make a healthy human being that Falkie is completely devoid of, self awareness is right up there near the top of the list. Falkie is one of those retard Rush Limbaugh parrots, and for years he would rail about all the loafers and deadbeats bankrupting our country because they sit home gaming the welfare system and won't get a job.

That's right, let that sink in for a moment. Falkie said that.

The same Falkie that has never held a job for more than a month or two, hasn't risen higher than graveyard shift cashier at a gas station, hasn't had a job in at least a decade, is only living because Medi-Cal keeps him alive, is currently squandering taxpayer money by faking permanent disability, stole his mothers credit card on her deathbed so he could fraudulently purchase bullshit, bragged repeatedly about how much money he was taking in from swindling hookers while claiming to Uncle Sam that he had zero income,  and has made an ingrained habit of paying his bills by begging for handouts online.

There are herpetic carbuncles sprouting from pigs anuses that have more humanity than falkie.

Quote from: MagnificentBastard on December 09, 2014, 05:04:41 PM
There are herpetic carbuncles sprouting from pigs anuses that have more humanity than falkie.

Quote from: MagnificentBastard on December 09, 2014, 05:04:41 PM
There are herpetic carbuncles sprouting from pigs anuses that have more humanity than falkie.

ONeill

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on March 20, 2016, 12:01:36 AM
Georgie Porgie why do yo make up so many things? You are an interesting fellow and have no need ti embelosh every aspect of your life.


For the draft lottery of 1970, #364 was on August 25th.  The number for your birthday, April 28th, was #82.

The draft lottery of 1971, NOT 1970, was for men born in 1952.  For that year, #364 came on March 1st.  Your birthday, April 28th, was #281.

You are lying out of your ass again. Why?

http://www.landscaper.net/draft70-72.htm

This was great. And his complaint the following post is that you dare to call him out on his lies. Later at some point he told us in the Fortress that he didn't go to Nam by claiming to be a conscientious objector.

chefist

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 22, 2017, 09:57:04 AM


In this video something is sunning and he is the guy from pittswerg.

Crisma = Christmas







Quote from: ONeill on August 22, 2017, 11:41:58 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHY3j-QRINg

Sweet Jesus, whoever did that (RS?) is a wonderful human being. Thank God I watched this one in background. If had been fully concentrated on this during that first watch, the sight of that disappointed look on his fat mug would have made cum like a fire extinguisher.

At 1:09  "Hello Fuzzie''

Lol

Quote from: ONeill on August 22, 2017, 11:41:58 AM
Sweet Jesus, whoever did that (RS?) is a wonderful human being. Thank God I watched this one in background. If had been fully concentrated on this during that first watch, the sight of that disappointed look on his fat mug would have made cum like a fire extinguisher.

On a third watch you might see a glimmer of hope in his eye as he decides to open the pack of Newports. He looks at them and thinks for a second, wait is there a gift I missed, does this box hold some cash?
Then more disappointment.

ONeill

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 22, 2017, 12:42:28 PM
On a third watch you might see a glimmer of hope in his eye as he decides to open the pack of Newports. He looks at them and thinks for a second, wait is there a gift I missed, does this box hold some cash?
Then more disappointment.

As I said, this video is so wonderful, I just can't pay that much attention while watching...

paladin1991

Quote from: ONeill on August 22, 2017, 11:41:58 AM
Sweet Jesus, whoever did that (RS?) is a wonderful human being. Thank God I watched this one in background. If had been fully concentrated on this during that first watch, the sight of that disappointed look on his fat mug would have made cum like a fire extinguisher.

Iknowright!  This is my favorite senda sketch.

Quote from: ONeill on August 22, 2017, 12:45:23 PM
As I said, this video is so wonderful, I just can't pay that much attention while watching...

"This is a case of I don't know what's in the box, it is like Crisma.  ---------------------------Fast forward --------------------- I thought this was something I ordered"

Does anyone order so much crap that each box feels like a surprise?

Also this video has the like to dislike turned off - who wants to bet that this is his first video that likes actually out number dislikes?

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