The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[akwilly]

It's just doing its job..................

well if that's true my Weiner is one lazy sob. It has lost its sense of adventure and settles for the roads most often traveled.

[akwilly]

I can't blame you for keeping your distance, but try to see things from your penis's point of view. Other than you, his 3 closest friends are a couple of nuts and an asshole. Have you and your penis considered counseling?

I don't believe in counseling. I like to take my problems to my mother but for some odd reason I think I need to work this out on my own. Also I have tried to see things from its point of view. I got pink eye doing that

[Walks_At_Night]

well if that's true my Weiner is one lazy sob. It has lost its sense of adventure and settles for the roads most often traveled.

Well the shitting in the Miller Lite box probably is cramping his style up there in The Last Frontier. 

Take him out on walk about......    I hear Bangkok is nice this time of year.



*Had to work a little harder than usual for the photo above.   Goggle image search results for 'Bangkok Bar' yield some disturbing results

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I don't believe in counseling. I like to take my problems to my mother but for some odd reason I think I need to work this out on my own. Also I have tried to see things from its point of view. I got pink eye doing that

hmmm... sounds like you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. 

[akwilly]

hmmm... sounds like you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. 

some people get baptized twice. Maybe I should have a second circumcision

[Inglorious Bitch]

some people get baptized twice. Maybe I should have a second circumcision

If he does not agree to that, then he really sounds unreasonable.

[akwilly]

Well the shitting in the Miller Lite box probably is cramping his style up there in The Last Frontier. 

Take him out on walk about......    I hear Bangkok is nice this time of year.



*Had to work a little harder than usual for the photo above.   Goggle image search results for 'Bangkok Bar' yield some disturbing results

lol googling Bangkok bar will yield some interesting results. As far as Asian women go I'm not a fan. The last one I got with was on her phone the whole time we were doing it. I think she was balancing her check book.

[Imconfused]

*Had to work a little harder than usual for the photo above.   Goggle image search results for 'Bangkok Bar' yield some disturbing results
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You mean this?

[Inglorious Bitch]

I think she was balancing her check book.

On what?

[akwilly]

On what?

the bowl of rice that she was eating

[Walks_At_Night]

lol googling Bangkok bar will yield some interesting results. As far as Asian women go I'm not a fan. The last one I got with was on her phone the whole time we were doing it. I think she was balancing her check book.

Nah - she was just watching a Falkie vid.    Its cool. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Nah - she was just watching a Falkie vid.    Its cool.

Good ole Falkie.

[Rally Squirrel]

lol googling Bangkok bar will yield some interesting results. As far as Asian women go I'm not a fan. The last one I got with was on her phone the whole time we were doing it. I think she was balancing her check book.

That is what you get for going to a 10 day house.

[Walks_At_Night]

So Bangkok is out then................      Be it check book balancing or Falkie vid watching I suppose it is understandable.


How about Kiev?

[akwilly]

That is what you get for going to a 10 day house.

lol no it was at my place. Also she was more Filipino than Asian. She might have been texting her family because they were sitting in my driveway. I think they wanted to move in. Fuck that! I slapped a box on my ass and pooed in the yard and they left

[Walks_At_Night]

lol no it was at my place. Also she was more Filipino than Asian. She might have been texting her family because they were sitting in my driveway. I think they wanted to move in. Fuck that! I slapped a box on my ass and pooed in the yard and they left

Dude you are a Stinkin' Genius.  Gonna give that a whirl the next time some dumb ass rings the doorbell.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Dude you are a Stinkin' Genius.  Gonna give that a whirl the next time some dumb ass rings the doorbell.

It'll be a hit with the Jehovas Witnesses.

[akwilly]

Dude you are a Stinkin' Genius.  Gonna give that a whirl the next time some dumb ass rings the doorbell.

yep, haven't had a Jehovah witness come around in ages

[Walks_At_Night]

It'll be a hit with the Jehovas Witnesses.

They would be way up on the list - probably tied with the HB2 dregs that have sprung up recently.

[Inglorious Bitch]

yep, haven't had a Jehovah witness come around in ages

Well, that and the constant pornos playing on the widescreen tv.

[akwilly]

They would be way up on the list - probably tied with the HB2 dregs that have sprung up recently.

I wish a pro abortion girl would knock on my door handing out pamphlets

[PB the Deplorable]

yep, haven't had a Jehovah witness come around in ages

They don't seem to care about my soul anymore, not sure why

[Inglorious Bitch]

They don't seem to care about my soul anymore, not sure why

Maybe cuz you don't have one? (Just kidding!)

[PB the Deplorable]

Maybe cuz you don't have one? (Just kidding!)

How different this world would be if only Falkie's mother had allowed him to accept Yahoo's offer to be their CEO

[Inglorious Bitch]

How different this world would be if only Falkie's mother had allowed him to accept Yahoo's offer to be their CEO

That bitch was constanly putting the kybosh on all of Falkie's plans.

[Walks_At_Night]

How different this world would be if only Falkie's mother had allowed him to accept Yahoo's offer to be their CEO

So what would a Falkie-led Yahoo look like?   Instead of scads of Kardashian articles it would be heavily Turkey Kielbasa
centric?

[akwilly]

That bitch was constanly putting the kybosh on all of Falkie's plans.

yep, in-between kyboshing she would selfishly buy him cloths

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

yep, haven't had a Jehovah witness come around in ages

I was working grave shift at the time and was sound asleep when they woke me up.  "Witness this [zzzzzzzzip]" one of the guys came back later and wanted a date, otherwise they haven't been back since.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

kybosh

It's "kibosh."  What kind of Jew are you?  Falkie is an "Eww."

[starrmtn001]

It's "kibosh."  What kind of Jew are you?  Falkie is an "Eww."

The neighborhood I grew up in was a mix of Jews and Christians.  I'm not Jewish, but many of the folks that were good friends of my parents were.  I have a special fondness for the Jewish people, as they were a part of my extended family when I was growing up.