The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[3OctaveFart]

Onan-
Are you in the habit of eating things you don't like?

[onan]

Onan-
Are you in the habit of eating things you don't like?

Nope, I am however quick to stop bad food from being delivered to the local market.

[aldousburbank]

Without Falkie this thread is like Happy Days without the Fonz.

Like a freshly flushed toilet- still dirty, but cleaner.

[3OctaveFart]

I'll donate 20 dollars to the charity of your choice if he does not post for 60 days.

Of course, he could always do what Casio did and choose any number of badly disguised sock puppet handles.

[Who]

“But I’m not doin’ this just to hear myself talk.  I’m doin’ this to educate, to inform, to break news stories . . ."

[ziznak]

this thread needs it's own podcast!

[bateman]

this thread needs it's own podcast!

Agreed. The Bell Philes companion show, obviously called the Falkie Files. Hosted by... ?

[Roswells, Art]

this thread needs it's own podcast!

No no no no no no no

[b_dubb]

this thread needs it's own podcast!

Reported for ... uhhhhhhhh ..... fuck ... where do I start

[Roswells, Art]

Reported for ... uhhhhhhhh ..... fuck ... where do I start

I think we have found a volunteer for host. Congratulations b_dubb

[b_dubb]

You would be incorrect. Nice try though.

[akwilly]

George Senda emailed me. He told me that he is not going to post on bellgab anymore. I think that he hates us. oh well, his lost our gain.

What the hell! I have a shitty weekend only to read this on Monday! Wtf Falkie? Why do you do this to ME?!

[akwilly]

I am not going for heartwarming, more heartburning. Think Falkie after he ate those two partially defrosted chickens. And IB will get her moment in the sun. Be patient. If I can't find a decent role for all of you by the end, I will just write an enormous orgy scene and make sure Senda has his nasty way with each and every one of you. You're welcome.

I would like to be in the orgy scene if you can find a place for me. I have trouble getting erections but other than that I'm a normal orgy type guy.

[3OctaveFart]

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These 13 DIY filmmakersâ€"directors, producers, actors all rolled into oneâ€"have made millions doing what members of older generations may consider more play than work. By commenting on videogames, serving up comedy, debriefing about beauty and dancing while playing the violin, they have attracted millions of fansâ€"and the money in their (or their parents’) wallets.

Note none of the content vehicles are half-arsed newshours.

[Defwhale]

George has provided further evidence that he is not grifting

Correct.  The only thing that makes sense is Falkie had some unexpected company arrive from afar, and is now tapped out due to his tradition of reimbursing his guests travel expenses.

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/5jH6FSQEtCc
THIS IS A DIRECT MESSAGE TO THE PRESIDENT FROM FALKIE.

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/b31fcyQuF0Q
Here is one of Falkies best videos ever. In it he goes on for almost 10 minutes describing different ways of killing terrorists with bacon or pork products. The first couple of minutes are priceless as he describes different ways of booby trapping your house with deadly bacon or pork products.

[Rally Squirrel]

https://youtu.be/b31fcyQuF0Q
Here is one of Falkies best videos ever. In it he goes on for almost 10 minutes describing different ways of killing terrorists with bacon or pork products. The first couple of minutes are priceless as he describes different ways of booby trapping your house with deadly bacon or pork products.

All that food talk had him burping good at 5 minutes.

[nooryisawesome]

I'll donate 20 dollars to the charity of your choice if he does not post for 60 days.

Of course, he could always do what Casio did and choose any number of badly disguised sock puppet handles.

Senda has claimed he was stopping posting on bellgab so many times, another declaration of this has lost all meaning. Eventually, Sendamemoney's hopes of scoring any easy $40 or so from bellgab posters around the holidays is to much for him to ignore. He will be back with another lost rent check, or similar story. 

[Yorkshire pud]

More from "Episode #274 - Bellgab Liars, Haters & Fools!":
I'm not asking anybody to give me money.

And...

I put the thing on my forum - "please donate" -

Amount to the same thing; or does Senda use English in a vague nebulous way, where words don't get used as they should be?

I put a listing of what I pay for stuff.

Oooooo, I'll try that and see where it gets me.

 

While George has provided further evidence that he is not grifting,

We all know he hasn't, but carry on feeding his delusions. He loves it.

I am troubled that he has rejected the possible revenue stream from ads on his forum.  I'm not sure why he was willing to eat this cost himself when it could have been making him money this whole time, but I will inbox him and ask him.  MV has ads running on this forum, and we don't hold it against him, so I'm sure George's loyal fan and users wouldn't have a problem with them either.

FIFY.

[Open Lines Gerry]

http://youtu.be/b75t_g85PT4

[WhiteCrow]

How many times have we heard that one?  I give it 2 weeks, but hope he can hold out longer than that this time.

Perhaps the panhandling post didn't bring in the usual $40.

Yuz all nutz .. For a mere $40 bucks .. I won't let season 6 be canceled.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yuz all nutz .. For a mear $40 bucks .. I won't let season 6 be canceled.

Let him go out and actually earn it then... Do him good to see how it's done.

[WhiteCrow]

Let him go out and actually earn it then... Do him good to see how it's done.

Two words ... Product diversification..  Ok 3 more words..
Return on investment.

Financial Advisor for Vandeven Enterprises...

Box set of the Falkie Chronicles. Release date early spring 2016... Promo for Easter Special.

Reunion Weekend in Vegas..
Featuring: Falkie and Sweet Kathy 
Co staring Ratty Patty as the Escort.

"Griffting for Coins,  to do the Slots"

STFU. Got SV chained in the basement.. Need Falkie's Christmas Carol, complete by end of week. He's in a lull, not even the Bitch can cure his writer's block.. Might need to call in the Bella-Haven Babes, to see if they can revitalize SV with tons of rancid bacon fat.... American Bacon Fat girls.. Not that Canadian Bacon crap

[nooryisawesome]

http://youtu.be/b75t_g85PT4

But have you offered him your Daughter yet? 

[Who]

It has been FOUR days since Senda's last Bellgab post.  How long will it be before he returns?  How long can the narcissistic, grifting attention whore stay away?



"I’m not doin’ this just to hear myself talk.  I’m doin’ this to educate, to inform, to break news stories . . ."

[Who]

"I don't know why the light is so dark in here."

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Amount to the same thing; or does Senda use English in a vague nebulous way, where words don't get used as they should be?

Falkie has at least given you more entertainment than people at a comedy club you may have paid $50 to see.
I feel a donation is in order at some time.

[Who]

The latest from Senda.  It seems he has more issues with trolls.  His rant is interrupted by a (pre-planned?) phone call at 18:21.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smJmcto83qY

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie has at least given you more entertainment than people at a comedy club you may have paid $50 to see.
I feel a donation is in order at some time.

You do? Excellent.