The people that we miss on the awesome forum.

[Roswells, Art]

Hehehe.  Not to worry.  Bugs will start crawling out of your head, just before it explodes, in a few more minutes.

Nothing an Alka-Seltzer can't fix.

[lonevoice]

Bellgab, Book, & Candle
Edward Kelley Circuit - Enochian Apocalypse
Aleister Crowley Edison Cylinder
TAMOTUA ZTOZAMAC
1945

Yes, ztozamaC. You have been missed. And of Coronzon, what news?

[Eddie Coyle]

  The burning airliner known as SR 786 minus 715.

[lonevoice]

  The burning airliner known as SR 786 minus 715.

And its pilot known as C 408 minus 71

[Eddie Coyle]

And its pilot known as C 408 minus 71

   That adorable scamp and his inability to ever fly above the mountain range of sentence structure.

[bateman]

   That adorable scamp and his inability to ever fly above the mountain range of sentence structure.

But do Art like pizza or not??

[Eddie Coyle]

But do Art like pizza or not??

  I'll start a GoFundMe to get him a phone to call and ask Art the question we gots to know the answer to.

[Camazotz Automat]

Yes, ztozamaC. You have been missed. And of Coronzon, what news?

In best Roy Clark vocals: Thank God and Greyhound (of Hell), he's gone.

[WildCard]

Yes, ztozamaC. You have been missed. And of Coronzon, what news?

Congratu-fuckin-lations on being more cryptic than the Zotz himself.

I recognized Ixaxaar but . . . what the hell is that?! I actually had to ask someone AFK. The horror!

"Check the tags."
Good idea -
Album: Edward Kelley Circuit - Enochian Apocalypse
Title: TAMOTUA ZTOZAMAC
Musical genre: Aleister Crowley Edison Cylinder
Authors: Bellgab, Book, & Candle

Hey! Nobody likes a smart-ass.

"Is it one of those old Aleister Crowley recordings?"
Got it. No thanks to you.

Welcome back Cam, (if that is your real name).

[Treading Water]

In best Roy Clark vocals: Thank God and Greyhound (of Hell), he's gone.

Cam!!  Good to see you!!

All is well in the world again.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Bellgab, Book, & Candle
Edward Kelley Circuit - Enochian Apocalypse
Aleister Crowley Edison Cylinder
TAMOTUA ZTOZAMAC
1945

How the hell are you, Cam, you rascally old death bat deity?  I had a feeling you might show up this time of year.  Cheers!

[ItsOver]

Just where the hell have you been, Cam?  Stalking pumpkins for Lonevoice?

[zeebo]

Cam!!  Good to see you!!

I had a feeling after someone recently mentioned Phantasm on the movie thread that Cam would be summoned.   

[ItsOver]

"Caaaaaaammmmmmm!"

)

[Camazotz Automat]

My sincere thanks to everyone for the welcome.

It's so good to be back in the land of the ~living~.

As to where I have been hanging my mega-cephalic hat...

I'm afraid LoneVoice is being a bit coy in her postings, as she partially funded the exploration team whose activities and ultimate destination has occupied my focused attention these last three lunar cycles.  All along, she has received regular updates via "special messenger."  Perhaps she judged that a perceived dead or missing Cam in the forum was preferable to her posting the preternatural ravings I sent to her several times a week.  The former is easier to contemplate and accept; convenient to "digest" that Cam must have faded away or drowned in the "Bermuda Depths," than that he is currently being digested within the Tunnels of Set.

Three of the five person team survived.  Two lost; two remain in hospital. The prognosis for those under medical/psychiatric care is as good as can be expected given the exposure suffered. Maudsley is crackerjack if you know the right doctors.

How ironic - my being the first to venture in and yet somehow managing to return, for the most part, unscathed; the only disturbing byproduct being fate clinging to my shadow in the form of some giggling underworld baboon.

It was all worth it. It was!

I must keep telling myself this to prevent my mind from breaking apart.

The veil grows thinner as I type.

I prefer to think such dissolving is due to the calender significance of today and tomorrow, rather than to what is tentatively scratching inside the frankincense scented steamer trunk I've secreted in the closet.

Therefore, "Happy Halloween."

Postcard From The Edge of the Abyss:

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Baals to the waal! Whoooo!

[Yorkshire pud]

Baals to the waal! Whoooo!

Reported.

[Camazotz Automat]

Congratu-fuckin-lations on being more cryptic than the Zotz himself.

I recognized Ixaxaar but . . . what the hell is that?! I actually had to ask someone AFK. The horror!

"Check the tags."
Good idea -
Album: Edward Kelley Circuit - Enochian Apocalypse
Title: TAMOTUA ZTOZAMAC
Musical genre: Aleister Crowley Edison Cylinder
Authors: Bellgab, Book, & Candle

Hey! Nobody likes a smart-ass.

"Is it one of those old Aleister Crowley recordings?"
Got it. No thanks to you.

Welcome back Cam, (if that is your real name).

Between you correctly recognizing IXAXAAR, and LoneVoice posting the sound file that I ~almost~ used instead of Lustmord's track from The Monstrous Soul, I am beyond impressed.

And "Praise Bob" for the reversed evocation that started it all.

[BobGrau]

Between you correctly recognizing IXAXAAR, and LoneVoice posting the sound file that I ~almost~ used instead of Lustmord's track from The Monstrous Soul, I am beyond impressed.

And "Praise Bob" for the reversed evocation that started it all.

Palindronyms: we can't be summoned. Or is it banished?

[Camazotz Automat]

Palindronyms: we can't be summoned. Or is it banished?

JACKSILVERSTAR: One thing sure as Hell: If MV disables the option, we will no longer be ignored.

[lonevoice]

I'm afraid LoneVoice is being a bit coy in her postings, as she partially funded the exploration team

To the people sending PMs:  Thanks for writing, but I'm unable to fund Kickstarter campaigns for producing a Dr. Who rap album or manufacturing a line of bacon-scented soaps.

Cam, about that Babi on your back...step softly, my friend.

 

[Uncle Duke]

To the people sending PMs:  Thanks for writing, but I'm unable to fund Kickstarter campaigns for producing a Dr. Who rap album or manufacturing a line of bacon-scented soaps.

Cam, about that Bibi on your back...step softly, my friend.

 

Believe it or not, Walmart already sells bacon scented soap.  Offered to buy a bar for Mrs Duke, buy she politely declined.

[zeebo]

Believe it or not, Walmart already sells bacon scented soap.  Offered to buy a bar for Mrs Duke, buy she politely declined.

If there were romance novels for men, you can bet there'd be bacon in there somewhere.

[paladin1991]

If there were romance novels for men, you can bet there'd be bacon in there somewhere.

And Scotch.

And https://youtu.be/MfVl56ZQBWA

[lonevoice]

And Scotch.

And

Awww. 

https://youtu.be/802vbfZe9io

[lonevoice]

Album: Edward Kelley Circuit - Enochian Apocalypse
Title: TAMOTUA ZTOZAMAC
Musical genre: Aleister Crowley Edison Cylinder
Authors: Bellgab, Book, & Candle

Sorry about that, WC, didn't mean to upset you. 

It's the second key of the Enochian Apocalypse, (channeled and transcribed by John Dee and Edward Kelley), as recorded by Aleister Crowley on Edison wax cylinder.

[zeebo]

And Scotch.

And Kung Fu.

[Camazotz Automat]

If there were romance novels for men, you can bet there'd be bacon in there somewhere.

And Scotch.

And Kung Fu.

And the many concept cars that never went into production, but should have.

For example, the Chrysler Chronos:

http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z259/Chrysler-Chronos-Concept.aspx

[Camazotz Automat]

The Foodlion situation remains a cold case.




Where the hell is Sylvia Browne to locate a body when you really need her?

Since her death, I'm noticing more and more of her books taking up more and more shelf space at the used bookstore.  They put her work in the paranormal/UFO area and it's really fucking up the aura.  She cranked out several titles.

So many dead trees.

[paladin1991]

The Foodlion situation remains a cold case.




Where the hell is Sylvia Browne to locate a body when you really need her?

Since her death, I'm noticing more and more of her books taking up more and more shelf space at the used bookstore. 

Do they scream when you burn them?