UFO SIGHTING IN PROGRESS!

[area51drone]

Any chance they could be chinese lanterns?   Any wind in the sky or was the air calm?

[aldousburbank]

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"All right, Peter, listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking vitamin-b complex, vitamin-c complex. If you have a beer, go ahead and drink it. Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside, and listen to some music, okay?"

Gawd, that is one of the funniest skits in cosmic history!

[jazmunda]

Mo serious. 9 straight people here

Now I know this story is fiction.

[aldousburbank]

Now I know this story is fiction.

Good call. I wouldn't believe that from me either. But there are 10 people her.3 were at a rave on tuesday and can't be bothered to chemically recreate and are working. 2 are (visa yes) Mexican natives, I mean as in "indian" who are traditional people who imbibe in peyote rituals only, and only in an annual rite, so they are not high. Let 's see, I lost count. How many left?

[jazmunda]

I will only accept the story as truth if signed affidavits are submitted to Peter Gersten at the National UFO Reporting Centre in Seattle (testimonies replayed on a shitty cassette recorder played over the phone on Art's show optional).

[The General]

With all the recent sunspot activity, is it possible you are seeing some kind of aurora?

[aldousburbank]

With all the recent sunspot activity, is it possible you are seeing some kind of aurora?

More like nipples. With ejecta. Wish I was kidding. 

[aldousburbank]

Jaz the Munda reminds me that, people actually report thus crap?

[georgesucks]

Jaz the Munda reminds me that, people actually report thus crap?

Aldous For your info, There are no "UFOS". What you saw is just your mind playing tricks on you because you listen too much of the crap that Georgre Noory puts out on the air. George Noory is worst then most drugs out on the market both legal and illegal drugs.

[aldousburbank]

Aldous For your info, There are no "UFOS". What you saw is just your mind playing tricks on you because you listen too much of the crap that Georgre Noory puts out on the air. George Noory is worst then most drugs out on the market both legal and illegal drugs.

Thanks for the kind thought. I really really want it to be that. But I haven't listened to Stoogefuk in so long. Could it be, Art?

[georgesucks]

Thanks for the kind thought. I really really want it to be that. But I haven't listened to Stoogefuk in so long. Could it be, Art?

It just takes time for your mind and body to heal from the bad effects of Noory. Art is a "good drug". Aldous just stay away from Noory because He is the most evil person known to man. Noory makes Satan a choirboy.

[coaster]

Feeling like SR-71 with this thread but guys, this is weird. I can't see them now but wtf?  Like 2 amoebas in the sky with junk flying off and around them. Possibly dropping web/stringy shit. This ain't right. I wanna go home.

High strangeness.

[Black Celebration]

Heck fire, you've got my vote for chair of the Party Planning Committee.

Many happy returns and long live aldousburbank!

[aldousburbank]

Wait, still weird action with weird junk in air.

[aldousburbank]

Just had confirmations of local sightings, including large amounts if folks in the local town. RCH, what does it mean?

[Yorkshire pud]

It would be hard to type but shot video of us getting all creeped out about what we're seeing. They're kind if small and set near the sun so you don't really see anything on my phone video, but I haven't viewed on computer screen yet. It is the view through a 27mm lens that is effed up. These ain't no weather balloons. Funny how you think you want to see weird stuff, but when it happens, it's kind of disturbing. 3 weird mostly still orbs with eery features and lots of little darting ones?   They're still there but we're all back on the job cuz, wtf?  Creepy.

Whatever you saw will almost certainly not be recorded as you saw it. Too far away, too wide angle lens, not enough light etc.. No editing software will make it look better unfortunately. Sorry...You need a long lens, faster the better (low F numbers, 5.6, 2. a tripod or better still a gimble to support the uber good camera body the lens is nailed to, a steady hand, and someone with a dictaphone to record what you're seeing; or and at least one preferably more with a similar set up from different places shooting the same thing.
THEN put it on youtube. But please please don't title it "WTF UFO" and tag it with chemtrails, reptiles, hollow Earth, Hollow Moon, Face on Mars, or similar.

[aldousburbank]

I was thinking just the audio description.

[georgesucks]

Just had confirmations of local sightings, including large amounts if folks in the local town. RCH, what does it mean?

Hey Aldous wtf? Are you smoking some bad weed or are you listening to george noory? Come on dude, stop acting so weird.

[georgesucks]

Hey Aldous wtf? Are you smoking some bad weed or are you listening to george noory? Come on dude, stop acting so weird.

Aldous are you having PTND (post-traumatic noory disorder) spell?

[West of the Rockies]

Surprised nobody has made this joke already:  if there are no pictures, it didn't happen. 

[georgesucks]

Surprised nobody has made this joke already:  if there are no pictures, it didn't happen.

People who have "seen UFOs" mostly likely stoned(listening to Noory) or making it up. Any UFOs that people seen are man made and not by aliens from outer space.

[aldousburbank]

Will try to do a vid capture shot from when I stuck the phone up to the eyepiece of the scope but c'mon people, I don't need to be seeing this crap cuz I already have, I generally don't care, and UFO tales are boring. It's more bothersome than epic. I plan to scan the UFO reporting sites later, but I don't know why. Still, saw possibly the strangest stuff today in a long career of phenomonus extraordinaria.

As I type this, more morphy, floaty, unnatural looking multi-directional eye tweek passing by.

[ItsOver]

High strangeness.

"Paging LMH.... paging LMH..."

[lonevoice]

Will try to do a vid capture shot from when I stuck the phone up to the eyepiece of the scope but c'mon people, I don't need to be seeing this crap cuz I already have, I generally don't care, and UFO tales are boring. It's more bothersome than epic. I plan to scan the UFO reporting sites later, but I don't know why. Still, saw possibly the strangest stuff today in a long career of phenomonus extraordinaria.

As I type this, more morphy, floaty, unnatural looking multi-directional eye tweek passing by.

Hey, ab, this is exciting!   Anyhows, I just checked MUFON's website, where they have a couple pages that might be of particular interest to your situation:

Report a UFO:  http://www.mufon.com/reportufo.html

How to digitally record a UFO:  http://www.mufon.com/RecordUFO.html

Do keep a close eye on the wimmins (not that you don't already), cuz if these things are from Mars, you know what they say about Mars and wimmins.

[georgesucks]

There is no "ufos". All so called "ufos" sighting are fake. People who see "ufos" are beening affected by the crap that Noory talks about on C2Cam.

[EarthAlien007]

Here's a good site, National UFO Reporting Center
http://www.nuforc.org/

[ItsOver]

Hey Aldous wtf? Are you smoking some bad weed or are you listening to george noory? Come on dude, stop acting so weird.

Sounds like some pretty good weed, to me. 

[eddie dean]

There is no "ufos". All so called "ufos" sighting are fake. People who see "ufos" are beening affected by the crap that Noory talks about on C2Cam.

I thought you were going to Facebook.

[lonevoice]

I thought you were going to Facebook.

Well done, eddie dean!

[Marc.Knight]

Will try to do a vid capture shot from when I stuck the phone up to the eyepiece of the scope but c'mon people, I don't need to be seeing this crap cuz I already have, I generally don't care, and UFO tales are boring. It's more bothersome than epic. I plan to scan the UFO reporting sites later, but I don't know why. Still, saw possibly the strangest stuff today in a long career of phenomonus extraordinaria.

As I type this, more morphy, floaty, unnatural looking multi-directional eye tweek passing by.

hmmmmm.  "multi-directional eye tweek passing by".  Maybe you should go to the emergency room.