Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[Derpspiracy]

If you continue with this thing you're doing I will report it.  Now I've finished with you so let's have you do the very same thing.  You've been asked ONE time.

Wait. What exactly am I doing to get "reported"? Are you serious?

[Kolchak]

Wait. What exactly am I doing to get "reported"? Are you serious?

Stop trying to use logic. You've been warned.

[steelbot]

Ok. Let's get things straight.

I called 5 times in 32 shows. One of those times was because Art was begging for people to call on Skype.

I called when he had open lines to ask a very pertinent question about the back catalogue and also to plant the seed of a 24/7 Art Bell channel.

My second call was the next night when he was begging people to call in over Skype.

The third call was the next night when he was also asking for Skype callers and I called to ask a question to Jim Sparks about whether he had any toilet breaks or was given food whilst on his 8 hour plus trips to the spaceships. A very important question.

My fourth call was during another open lines segment the night he ditched the boring guest. I asked him another very important question as to whether he planned on doing a Predictions Show on New Years. He asked me what my prediction was and I predicted the demise of the wrong program.

My last call was on Halloween to relay my story about my daughters "imaginary" friend. Art thought that the situation was very creepy.

All the correspondence I have had with Art and Paul have been positive so I don't believe I can be blamed for the downfall.

I know you are joking but the reason I was able to get on so easily is because 4 out of the 5 calls were from Skype. Because DM was not available to listeners overseas who never tried to sign up like I did there simply wasn't international audience to generate calls from over Skype. I have no doubt that if Art did a free online stream available to everyone then he would get many, many more calls from overseas.

Jaz,

I would say that any reference to you ever being the culprit for reals is a fucking idiot - from here on you should know, no one is making fun of you only - ribbing you, cause you're our tasty australian!

[gbneely]

I have a new 30 day trial as of today.  I can't wait for 6 weeks to see what they pull!

I don't even listen to Sirius.  Asshole.

Are you saying as of today you have a new 30 day trial of Sirius, but you don't even listen to Sirius?

[Heather Wade]

Art! 

When you come back, will you tell us whatever happened to your time machine?
Did you ever turn it on?   

[ald]

So has Art said anything? Is he gone for sure? I hope he has some show.

[dortmunder]

I was wondering that myself. He def said something when Art announced he was going on Sirius, but not sure he said anything about Art leaving. If you find out, post link.

Stern said he barely even knows who Art Bell is. He's a fucking idiot. Why does it matter what he thinks?

[Heather Wade]

Jaz,

I would say that any reference to you ever being the culprit for reals is a fucking idiot - from here on you should know, no one is making fun of you only - ribbing you, cause you're our tasty australian!

Yep.

[steelbot]

So has Art said anything? Is he gone for sure? I hope he has some show.

about page 10 or so back....from newest to oldest sorting method.

[steelbot]

Ooooo, so we're playing the blame game?
Alrighty then, here's my list:

Of course, Bush (all of them!)
Dave Noorie
Adobe Flash Player
Error 1001
Error 305
Spiders (all of them!)
The giggling Aussie
Peach fuzz
The letter "S"


I'm sure I'm leaving some other guilty "entities" out...

John FUCKING McCaffy - and Xhamster!

.....just saying ^^

[eddie dean]

Ooooo, so we're playing the blame game?
Alrighty then, here's my list:

Of course, Bush (all of them!)
Dave Noorie
Adobe Flash Player
Error 1001
Error 305
Spiders (all of them!)
The giggling Aussie
Peach fuzz
The letter "S"


I'm sure I'm leaving some other guilty "entities" out...

What is your problem? The letter s is my favorite letter in the whole wide wondrous world.
Don't hate on the s.
I thought I would try starting a fight with you spinner, it seems to be all the rage around here lately.
But I just can't pick a fight with you spinner. 

[Derpspiracy]

Ooooo, so we're playing the blame game?
Alrighty then, here's my list:

Of course, Bush (all of them!)
Dave Noorie
Adobe Flash Player
Error 1001
Error 305
Spiders (all of them!)
The giggling Aussie
Peach fuzz
The letter "S"


I'm sure I'm leaving some other guilty "entities" out...

Please add "Stupid Flanders" to this list.

[Uncle Duke]

Stern said he barely even knows who Art Bell is. He's a fucking idiot. Why does it matter what he thinks?

The "King of All Media" can't be bothered with such mere mortals.  I've heard him say many times  he doesn't even know who various people, especially other broadcaster, are.  Funny enough, he knows who they are when one of his staff/listeners punks them on the air and he replays the bit on his program.

[steelbot]

Please add "Stupid Flanders" to this list.

HEY FUCK YOU REAL LIFE FLANDERS! - We're the Miller's quote lol!

[ald]

Haha awesome it seems like Art is still in the game. Nice. Let us see if XM fixes something up or some show can be arranged.

[Suzeca]

Do I really have 3 or 4 people here not reading what I said but flaming me for what I said.  This is unreal.  Flame some more.  Really please.  I want to hit report to moderator.

I understood you. XM is the worst ran company ive ever delt with and every month that ive had to call in to pay my bill ive hung up pissed off. Im glad Arts not on it. Did me a favor.

[dortmunder]

Please add "Stupid Flanders" to this list.

Personally I think those tasty Canadians are behind this...


Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (3/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD

[ItsOver]

What is your problem? The letter s is my favorite letter in the whole wide wondrous world.
Don't hate on the s.
I thought I would try starting a fight with you spinner, it seems to be all the rage around here lately.
But I just can't pick a fight with you spinner. 

Heck, yeah.  S is great.  We need it for the "George Noory Sucks!" thread.  "George Noory uck!" just doesn't have the same ring.

[Derpspiracy]

HEY FUCK YOU REAL LIFE FLANDERS! - We're the Miller's quote lol!

http://youtu.be/UsmL1mLQLfw

[Heather Wade]

Personally I think those tasty Canadians are behind this...


Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (3/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD

And marijuana.  Somehow this is marijuana's fault too.
'Cause mariju-wanna is baaaad, mmm'kay?

[steelbot]

http://youtu.be/UsmL1mLQLfw

http://versusthescreen.com/?p=413

[steelbot]

And marijuana.  Somehow this is marijuana's fault too.
'Cause mariju-wanna is baaaad, mmm'kay?

Art subliminally programmed us to RAgggeeee into the night...from the HIGHhhhhhhhh desert so...I'll allow it!

[eddie dean]

Heck, yeah.  S is great.  We need it for the "George Noory Sucks!" thread.  "George Noory Fuck!" just doesn't have the same ring.

I'd be happy to use a F as  a substitute.

[Job]

Gabcast same bat channel 7:00 pm central time.

Although it is a good thing, in a strange way, it could break again.  I listened on an ad-hoc stream Wrath set up (thanks again Wrath).  Hope you're prepared for a lot o people.

[midnight]

Send Arts cats to threaten them.

If they also bark that would really frighten them.

Cat barks like a dog, until it gets found out

[Derpspiracy]

I'd be happy to use a F as  a substitute.

Then it just sounds like Mad Libs at its absolute worst. "George Noory Fucks! - The Definitive Compendium" would become a list of things that Jorch has had (or attempted to have) sex with. 

[zeebo]

Having pages lock up and go translucent on the screen repeatedly.

That's the one that kept happening to me .. I'd have to close/reopen page, and login again.  And at the risk of ending up as a techie meme, I'm no newbie with computers, and I have a pretty good net connection.

[Scully]

Ok. Let's get things straight.

I called 5 times in 32 shows. One of those times was because Art was begging for people to call on Skype.

I called when he had open lines to ask a very pertinent question about the back catalogue and also to plant the seed of a 24/7 Art Bell channel.

My second call was the next night when he was begging people to call in over Skype.

The third call was the next night when he was also asking for Skype callers and I called to ask a question to Jim Sparks about whether he had any toilet breaks or was given food whilst on his 8 hour plus trips to the spaceships. A very important question.

My fourth call was during another open lines segment the night he ditched the boring guest. I asked him another very important question as to whether he planned on doing a Predictions Show on New Years. He asked me what my prediction was and I predicted the demise of the wrong program.

My last call was on Halloween to relay my story about my daughters "imaginary" friend. Art thought that the situation was very creepy.

All the correspondence I have had with Art and Paul have been positive so I don't believe I can be blamed for the downfall.

I know you are joking but the reason I was able to get on so easily is because 4 out of the 5 calls were from Skype. Because DM was not available to listeners overseas who never tried to sign up like I did there simply wasn't international audience to generate calls from over Skype. I have no doubt that if Art did a free online stream available to everyone then he would get many, many more calls from overseas.

Jaz (and I do so want to call you by your real name as Art did), I'm still laughing over your post immediately after the Big Crash where you said that surely YOU weren't singlehandedly responsible for toppling the Empire.

It's so funny because your voice and your Aussie accent are so cute and loveable and you couldn't possibly have done anything so evil ... well, just know that I, Scully, (with all the power not vested in me) personally do hereby absolve you of all further guilt you may still be feeling.  Anyone else who thinks otherwise is just plain wrong. 

[Suzeca]

I understood you. XM is the worst ran company ive ever delt with and every month that ive had to call in to pay my bill ive hung up pissed off. Im glad Arts not on it. Did me a favor.

Yeah what they did to you was completely violating. I felt violated as well since i told them every single last month i paid my bill that they did not have permission to automatically debit my account (they always tried to pressure me into it and charged me more money as well for doing pay by phone)

They are dubious at best. I was so angry i had nothing to do with them for over a year. But then like i said i ended up getting it for free cuz they are so stupid and mixed up over there....lol

Thats what they get

[Fly By Night]

You guys hear Art quit Coast to Coast?