bellgab.com hates gays

[eddie dean]

Just use old wine bottles corks.

Fixed it for ya  ^^^

Why only go half way to pleasure town

[bateman]

Fixed it for ya  ^^^

Why only go half way to pleasure town

That's an advanced maneuver, Eddie. Gotta work up to that.

[MV/Liberace!]

Does anyone know red bloodied American homo can get a deal on some quality butt plugs?

bob's butt plug emporium - serving the tri-state area since 1987.

[Foodlion]

My fathers gay....

[bateman]

bob's butt plug emporium - serving the tri-state area since 1987.

10% off your first purchase if you mention 'Lil Jimmy Norton sent you.

[eddie dean]

That's an advanced maneuver, Eddie. Gotta work up to that.

I know that NOW!!
I will be mopping up after I get home from the hospital.

[jazmunda]

I know that NOW!!
I will be mopping up after I get home from the hospital.

Pfft. Rookie mistake.

[bateman]

I know that NOW!!
I will be mopping up after I get home from the hospital.

That was you with the jar, huh? I saw that video.

[jazmunda]

That was you with the jar, huh? I saw that video.

Once it has been seen it cannot be unseen.

[JimAlmquist]

Since we're all putting it out there, I hate Swedes.  Just saying.

Can we still eat Sweedish fish?

[JimAlmquist]

You'd all do Hoagland. Admit it.

I would suck the cum from Dr. Michio Kaku's ball bag if I knew it would make me more brilliant then I already am. Who am I kidding, I'd suck on that lil' Japanese Vienna sausage sized penis just because I respect his brilliance...

[bateman]

I would suck the cum from Dr. Michio Kaku's ball bag if I knew it would make me more brilliant then I already am. Who am I kidding, I'd suck on that lil' Japanese Vienna sausage sized penis just because I respect his brilliance...

[jazmunda]

I would suck the cum from Dr. Michio Kaku's ball bag if I knew it would make me more brilliant then I already am. Who am I kidding, I'd suck on that lil' Japanese Vienna sausage sized penis just because I respect his brilliance...

Once this has been read it cannot be unread.

I'm going to be washing my eyes and brain out for days.

No Vienna Sausage for dinner for me tonight or ever again.

[MV/Liberace!]

I would suck the cum from Dr. Michio Kaku's ball bag if I knew it would make me more brilliant then I already am. Who am I kidding, I'd suck on that lil' Japanese Vienna sausage sized penis just because I respect his brilliance...

as you're blowing him, he'd probably be randomly mumbling something about time being like a river.

[onan]

as you're blowing him, he'd probably be randomly mumbling something about time being like a river.

this is definitely a physics problem.

[Falkie2013]

... gay marsupials...

Lets not forget the transexual and transvestite marsupials.

[420desert]

 "i love you" gargled with a mouthful loaded with liquid love does sound like a lot like"michiu kaku"

[eddie dean]

I fucking love that pic bateman! It says sooooo much!

In the words of the Noory:
"A book is worth a thousand words"

or was it:
"a picture is worth a thousand books"

[SciFiAuthor]

I would suck the cum from Dr. Michio Kaku's ball bag if I knew it would make me more brilliant then I already am. Who am I kidding, I'd suck on that lil' Japanese Vienna sausage sized penis just because I respect his brilliance...

Pay no attention to the shocked and disturbed denizens of this thread. It would certainly be easier than the length of time needed to obtain a physics Ph.D. from Harvard. You're very good at thinking of short cuts. I find myself embarrassed for not having set my sights higher than Hoagland. Sort of sold myself short there.

[onan]

I fucking love that pic bateman! It says sooooo much!

In the words of the Noory:
"A book is worth a thousand words"

or was it:
"a picture is worth a thousand books"

That pic comes from the tv show the misfits. If you haven't seen it, give it a try.

[AZZERAE]

last night i was posting on the art bell forum for the live dark matter show and mentioned that i didnt mind doing dudes. i was immediately banned by the sites moderators or administrators, or whoever did the deed. they were hateful, racist, bigoted fools who banned me due to my bisexual orientation. i should take this all the way to the supreme court, but i prob wont right now. this is an outrage however, and i have no intent of letting this go without telling the world of how hateful, vile, and disrespectful bellgab.com is

Being gay is gay.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Am I still allowed on BellGab if I sometimes like gays when they aren't being quite so gay, and even feel a little bit gay myself on occasion?
I thought I knew what the deal was, but that has obviously changed. Honestly, I thought this was a total sausage party, and full of stinKing naggots.

[Ciardelo]

It all depends on whose dick yer sucking, Mixie.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Way to clear out the cobwebs in here.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zT4Y-QNdto

[Ciardelo]

She's flying this morning folks.

Look out for her tail and especially those Bingo Wings.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

She's flying this morning folks.

Look out for her tail and especially those Bingo Wings.

I do not have flabby arms. Tail, well, no comment.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

She's flying this morning folks.

Look out for her tail and especially those Bingo Wings.

It was fun catching up Dildy. I hope you give your poor wife some attention once in awhile.

[K_Dubb]

Am I still allowed on BellGab if I sometimes like gays when they aren't being quite so gay, and even feel a little bit gay myself on occasion?
I thought I knew what the deal was, but that has obviously changed. Honestly, I thought this was a total sausage party, and full of stinKing naggots.

You can do whatever you want, sister, as long as you don't bake anything.  https://vocaroo.com/192oqUi7WdSK

[SpaceMeowMaid]

You can do whatever you want, sister, as long as you don't bake anything.  https://vocaroo.com/192oqUi7WdSK

OK, but I do need three exceptions, lasagne, quiche, and rhubarb pie.

[Jackstar]

It all depends on whose dick yer sucking, Mixie.

Does "forced oral copulation" count as "dick sucking?" I'm not asking for a friend.