The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[PKaiser]

That's pretty scary, but I did once see PKaiser in a local San Francisco performance of The Sound of Music. Gifted though he may be, Bob and Tom ought to have told him that the role of Maria von Trapp was a hell of a pill to swallow for the audience. In fact, they were offered complimentary pellets of cyanide if they felt they couldn't take any more.

The producers loved me for the Germanic cut of my jib!



What?

And if you don't be nice Sred, I'm gonna tell 'em all precisely what YOU were doing there that night, you lecherous lout....

[PKaiser]

We boring old farts do tend to recognize each other.

Yes, I heard how quickly you and Sred bonded, a true mind meld moment, I'm sure, especially after "Uh, hul... hul... hullow? Am I on? Hul... hul... hullow? Is that you MV? Am I... hul... hullow, uh, hullow, is it me?"

My god, pure comedy gold....

Wait! I almost forgot! The entire reason you called:

"Wul, yuk, I just wanted, I mean I just, you know, yuk, I just wanted to call to say hi! Yuk!

Genius! Who would've seen that coming!

[pate]

Epic, PK.  EPIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fR4BWQmFSg

Now for something completely awful...

[SredniVashtar]

Yes, I heard how quickly you and Sred bonded, a true mind meld moment, I'm sure, especially after "Uh, hul... hul... hullow? Am I on? Hul... hul... hullow? Is that you MV? Am I... hul... hullow, uh, hullow, is it me?"

As he contemplates his next witticism, PKaiser struts around his one-bedroom flat, a colander on his head, and a mop over his shoulder, remembering the days when his forefathers used to goosestep across the earth and make life unpleasant for all and sundry. Give them an inch and they'll take Poland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YSreGSiuvM

[PKaiser]

As he contemplates his next witticism, PKaiser struts around his one-bedroom flat, a colander on his head, and a mop over his shoulder, remembering the days when his forefathers used to goosestep across the earth and make life unpleasant for all and sundry. Give them an inch and they'll take Poland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YSreGSiuvM

While you prissy Brits trembled in your boots as you furtively looked over your collective shoulders for any sign of the Yanks to come and save your useless assess yet again! Ya fuckin' college puddin'!

Oh, nice cut, by the way.  My great great grandfather and Dick swapped wives late in life....

[pate]

I thank it is spelt "COLLEGE IDIOT"

Not Sure...

idiomatic: Colgate-Hitler?

SecondParatroper: ('pologies, je swiss D-U_M)))

[PKaiser]

I thank it is spelt "COLLEGE IDIOT"

Not Sure...

idiomatic: Colgate-Hitler?

SecondParatroper: ('pologies, je swiss D-U_M)))

Naw, Sred knows exactly what I meant by that....

[ItsOver]

Hi, ItsOver.

I was one of the hosts of the previous show.  Were my gams that boring?

Tell ya what, let me know what you'd like to hear and I'll incorporate it into my show notes the next time I volunteer.  Thanks, man.

Hey, Legs!  I'm just not into Mr. Fidget.  Your call in for this show was great.

Next time, more Legs, lots of MV, and keep losing SV and bringing him back, next time, with a return of all the white noise.  It adds that "Outer Limits" touch and makes it sound like he's coming back from the dead.  Maybe he was.

Oh, and Chefist needs to keep calling in and then exploding in a complete meltdown, with his 8 year old daughter then calling in to apologize and reassure us she'll do a much better job trying to raise her father.

[ItsOver]

Not to speak for Chef but pretty sure he was just riffing on a certain podcast personality.  Next time though I hope he does a 'Tony Robbins' impression to compliment his inspirational show notes.   

Chefist.  MV's very own "JC."  Just another sign MV has arrived.  All hail MV!  Eh, just don't Art Bell us, please.

[god of thunder]

You notice Canadians and English people really seem to have some weird hang up with free speech?

I can't speak to the English, but Canadians don't have a problem with free speech. Though, it seems to me that my fellow Canadian countrymen/women expect the Government to wipe their rear ends for them.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Yes, I heard how quickly you and Sred bonded, a true mind meld moment, I'm sure, especially after "Uh, hul... hul... hullow? Am I on? Hul... hul... hullow? Is that you MV? Am I... hul... hullow, uh, hullow, is it me?"

My god, pure comedy gold....

Thank you, ladies and drummies!  If I gave you a few cheap laughs, then I earned the pittance they pay me in this two-bit clip joint (just kidding, MV). I'll be appearing here until I'm banned, so have another round, because the more you drink, the funnier I get!  And don't forget to trip your waitress--Hey!  http://instantrimshot.com

[Jackstar]

I'll be appearing here until I'm banned

I started this way.

[WildCard]

I can't believe you guys are going to listen to this... what time is it on?

You still owe us a truck stop story.

(It had a Ouija board in it? Dunno. Maybe I imagined that part.)

[Jackstar]

I can't believe you guys are going to listen to this... what time is it on?

[starrmtn001]

Hey, Legs!  I'm just not into Mr. Fidget.  Your call in for this show was great.

Next time, more Legs, lots of MV, and keep losing SV and bringing him back, next time, with a return of all the white noise.  It adds that "Outer Limits" touch and makes it sound like he's coming back from the dead.  Maybe he was.

Oh, and Chefist needs to keep calling in and then exploding in a complete meltdown, with his 8 year old daughter then calling in to apologize and reassure us she'll do a much better job trying to raise her father.

OMG, yes!  Chefist adds zest to any podcast!

[PB the Deplorable]

Hey MV, who else was near the top of the ignored list?

[Lilith]

Hey MV, who else was near the top of the ignored list?

Good One!

Another question, who had the longest "ignore lists"?  lol's

[zeebo]

Would have been funny if over certain threshold of being ignored, your avatar was forced to a Falkie portrait.

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey MV, who else was near the top of the ignored list?

Me.

[starrmtn001]

Would have been funny if over certain threshold of being ignored, your avatar was forced to a Falkie portrait.

Yikes!  That's funny and scary all at once!

[zeebo]

Yikes!  That's funny and scary all at once!

I was thinking it would be a deterrence, but given the warped bg humor, folks might intentionally try for it.  Kind of like when they tried putting breathalizers in bars, but it just encouraged inebriation contests.  It was a bad idea - friends don't let friends be falkie.

[jazmunda]

I can't believe I missed SV and IB getting it on. Pictures or it didn't happen.

[starrmtn001]

I was thinking it would be a deterrence, but given the warped bg humor, folks might intentionally try for it.  Kind of like when they tried putting breathalizers in bars, but it just encouraged inebriation contests.  It was a bad idea - friends don't let friends be falkie.

Who's falkie?   :   

[whoozit]

Who's falkie?   :   

A piece of BellGab folklore.  Sort of like Bigfoot with less redeeming qualities.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I can't believe I missed SV and IB getting it on. Pictures or it didn't happen.

No pictures, because it didn't happen.  They let everyone down by being civil to each other. They were slightly less contentious than Alistair Cooke and Diane Sawyer amiably discussing the weather over mocha lattes.

[starrmtn001]

No pictures, because it didn't happen.  They let everyone down by being civil to each other. They were slightly less contentious than Alistair Cooke and Diane Sawyer amiably discussing the weather over mocha lattes.

Chefist, on the other hand . . . heh, heh, heh.

[Richard Groyper]

Chefist put in a solid EODR call. I turned off the show right after his call. It was awkward hearing Brinkley claim "Sandy Hook elementary school had closed since 2008..."

[PB the Deplorable]

Me.

I'm glad you brought up the supposed reason Art quit Coast in the first place, that PremRat wouldn't hire an attorney for him in some dispute.

When I heard that from him, after the big build up that he was finally going to unveil the dirt, I thought I must have misheard or missed part of the story.  It's such a lame reason, I didn't even want to bring it up and ask if I'd heard right. 

Why couldn't he just take vacations, like everyone else. 

[jazmunda]

Art Bell quit Coast? 

[zeebo]

Art Bell quit Coast? 

Nope just winding down.