The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[eddie dean]

You got a mention. You're famous. That'll be $50. I only take cash.

Yes he did! I was reminded of a Ziznak post which ascended to top right quote fame. Something along the lines of
" just because George posts here now, doesn't mean I won't  photo shop his head."

I'd go find the post and quote it here, but I'm to busy practicing my "Riker chair mounting" techniques.
Yeah, I know....

[saucerlike]

Really enjoyed this episode of cockpics, pot, & rednecks -- er..uh, Gabcast.  Great stuff, keep it up ya'll.

[ziznak]

shits startin to come together guys!  The chemistry is there definitely.  I'm finding you guys entertaining just talking shit about start trek, weed, and penises for most of the show.  open the lines like the last half or something.  I heard somebody had paper flapping around so there's some show prep happening that's nice.   The Art call-in isn't happening though guys!!  c'mon now... aim lower... like at Noory... his head in particular  (thought my ears were ringing yesterday)

[eddie dean]

shits startin to come together guys!  The chemistry is there definitely.  I'm finding you guys entertaining just talking shit about start trek, weed, and penises for most of the show.  open the lines like the last half or something.  I heard somebody had paper flapping around so there's some show prep happening that's nice.   The Art call-in isn't happening though guys!!  c'mon now... aim lower... like at Noory... his head in particular  (thought my ears were ringing yesterday)

Thanks Z!
The phone lines were open from the start of the show, they always are!  It took some persistent nudging to get the listeners dialing. We love taking calls! They can be shy sometimes, IDK why, we are always gental. I promise, we won't bite, unless you are into that kind of thing ( ..cough. cough... unscreened caller )
The caller flood gates opened up in the second half of the show. Like one of the side effects the Rx commercials read really, really fast at the end. I believe (Redacted) mentioned one that can be particularly troublesome,  spontaneous starfish (aka. balloon knot) leakage. 
I hope you're feeling better! Lol

[Yorkshire pud]

Just got around to listening to it. Pretty good usual inane, sexually and narcotic focused debauchery. You need a new voice over dude. UC has a filthy laugh, is her laugh licensed? It should be, and possibly come with a health warning.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Thanks Z!
The phone lines were open from the start of the show, they always are!  It took some persistent nudging to get the listeners dialing. We love taking calls! They can be shy sometimes, IDK why, we are always gental. I promise, we won't bite, unless you are into that kind of thing ( ..cough. cough... unscreened caller )
The caller flood gates opened up in the second half of the show. Like one of the side effects the Rx commercials read really, really fast at the end. I believe (Redacted) mentioned one that can be particularly troublesome,  spontaneous starfish (aka. balloon knot) leakage. 
I hope you're feeling better! Lol

One innocent little call in about George Noory and look what happens, you get a reputation! Think of the children, any children! 

Great fun, guys!

Just got around to listening to it. Pretty good usual inane, sexually and narcotic focused debauchery. You need a new voice over dude. UC has a filthy laugh, is her laugh licensed? It should be, and possibly come with a health warning.

Oh! ah hahahahahaha! ©   

I enjoyed hearing Agent O, Redacted and Aldous. It's fun putting a voice to the posts. Jaz, when you're in NY, watch out for the cabbies. You don't get to Manhattan by way of New Jersey, that's all I'm going to say.

[jazmunda]

One innocent little call in about George Noory and look what happens, you get a reputation! Think of the children, any children! 

Great fun, guys!

Just got around to listening to it. Pretty good usual inane, sexually and narcotic focused debauchery. You need a new voice over dude. UC has a filthy laugh, is her laugh licensed? It should be, and possibly come with a health warning.

Oh! ah hahahahahaha! ©   

I enjoyed hearing Agent O, Redacted and Aldous. It's fun putting a voice to the posts. Jaz, when you're in NY, watch out for the cabbies. You don't get to Manhattan by way of New Jersey, that's all I'm going to say.

Are there any bridges for sale? I'm a sucker for those deals.

I've been to New York for 5 days before but in those days I was stoned and broke so I had to be content with being felt up on the subway.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Are there any bridges for sale? I'm a sucker for those deals.

Contact me. I have a friend of a friend of a friend who can get you a lovely deal on the 59th Street Bridge. 

I've been to New York for 5 days before but in those days I was stoned and broke so I had to be content with being felt up on the subway.

No worries there. The same perverts are probably still riding the subways! It'll be like old times. 

[onan]

I am really hoping to make an appearance on the next gabcast. You guys are too smooth, someone needs to take this back to an amateur level.

[ziznak]

I am really hoping to make an appearance on the next gabcast. You guys are too smooth, someone needs to take this back to an amateur level.

I hope your vagina has healed

[onan]

I hope your vagina has healed

It would... but I can't leave it alone.

[b_dubb]

I hope your vagina has healed

Onan and his damn wounded hatchet wound! GAWD!

[Yorkshire pud]

Onan and his damn wounded hatchet wound! GAWD!

I heard a rumour he's having gold rings pierced six each side and it be laced together until it's healed up.


Apparently; I haven't any photographic evidence to know what that might look like..even.

[onan]

I heard a rumour he's having gold rings pierced six each side and it be laced together until it's healed up.


Apparently; I haven't any photographic evidence to know what that might look like..even.

I am, but I am using a variation on magician rings... I know how to put on a show!!!

[UnscreenedCaller]

I am, but I am using a variation on magician rings... I know how to put on a show!!!

Are you going to pull a rabbit out of... no, no, I'm not even going there. Nope, non, nyet.

[b_dubb]

Are you going to pull a rabbit out of... no, no, I'm not even going there. Nope, non, nyet.

Too. Late.

[eddie dean]

Are you going to pull a rabbit out of... no, no, I'm not even going there. Nope, non, nyet.

I'd pay to see a David Copperfield like trick where the statue of liberty disappears, or an elephant or something.
Now, THAT is a trick!

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd pay to see a David Copperfield like trick where the statue of liberty disappears, or an elephant or something.
Now, THAT is a trick!

Onan was inspired by this, watch to the end.

http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=7289

[onan]

Onan was inspired by this, watch to the end.

Mom always makes me proud.

[b_dubb]

Onan was inspired by this, watch to the end.

http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=7289

Would that qualify as "slight of hatchet wound"?

[ziznak]

Onan was inspired by this, watch to the end.

http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=7289

i have to go to the bathroom

[jazmunda]

Onan was inspired by this, watch to the end.

http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=7289

Only in Europe! I think she was at my bachelor party. I'll have to watch it again just to make sure.

[The General]

Onan was inspired by this, watch to the end.

classy

[Yorkshire pud]

Only in Europe! I think she was at my bachelor party. I'll have to watch it again just to make sure.

Actually, that's Canada, Toronto I think. I think she's American.

[guildnavigator]

Onan was inspired by this, watch to the end.

http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=7289

She's using a hollow plastic finger that slips over a digit on her right hand, it's usually a thumb. Each time she makes a fist, she's got the plastic finger in the left hand, she's shoving the silk into the plastic finger and then slipping it on her finger with the last shove. Notice how she suddenly has spaz hands everytime the silk disappears. This is so you can't see that she's got a large plastic finger on her right hand. Then she hides her fingers behind her waist.

http://www.themagicshop.com.au/products/VanishingThumbKit.aspx#.UuQrBHg760c

[jazmunda]

Actually, that's Canada, Toronto I think. I think she's American.

The French influence makes it almost European.

She may be American but she could never do that act on American TV.

[aldousburbank]

She's using a hollow plastic finger that slips over a digit on her right hand, it's usually a thumb. Each time she makes a fist, she's got the plastic finger in the left hand, she's shoving the silk into the plastic finger and then slipping it on her finger with the last shove. Notice how she suddenly has spaz hands everytime the silk disappears. This is so you can't see that she's got a large plastic finger on her right hand. Then she hides her fingers behind her waist.

http://www.themagicshop.com.au/products/VanishingThumbKit.aspx#.UuQrBHg760c

Fucking Guild

[jazmunda]

She's using a hollow plastic finger that slips over a digit on her right hand, it's usually a thumb. Each time she makes a fist, she's got the plastic finger in the left hand, she's shoving the silk into the plastic finger and then slipping it on her finger with the last shove. Notice how she suddenly has spaz hands everytime the silk disappears. This is so you can't see that she's got a large plastic finger on her right hand. Then she hides her fingers behind her waist.

http://www.themagicshop.com.au/products/VanishingThumbKit.aspx#.UuQrBHg760c

Thanks for spoiling the illusion.

If she pulled a rabbit out at the end I would have been really impressed.

[jazmunda]

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Say hi to your mom for me.

[Nova]

Please no tech or guitar related questions.

Damn.  I'm never going to be able to call.  Thanks for ruining my life!