The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Agent : Orange]

Gratz YP!

[bigchucka]

My wife and I have a short window to breed.

I take it the window is waist high?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Here we go; sure it smarts a bit but it's no big deal...Didn't hurt me when my lad was born.

Whoa, I just saw this! Smarts a bit, is it? You try it! 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Whoa, I just saw this! Smarts a bit, is it? You try it! 

Memory is a little faded, but I recall Bill Cosby saying that it's something like taking your bottom lip and pulling it over your head.

[eddie dean]

Memory is a little faded, but I recall Bill Cosby saying that it's something like taking your bottom lip and pulling it over your head.

Yes. Funny line from Bill Cosby : Himself. The only standup special I remember where he came off as funny and not pretentious and preachy.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Yes. Funny line from Bill Cosby : Himself. The only standup special I remember where he came off as funny and not pretentious and preachy.

Yes, and I think he was actually quoting Carol Burnett.

[eddie dean]

Yes, and I think he was actually quoting Carol Burnett.

LOL!  Even funnier! BC draws the line at cursing for laughs and admonishs any comic who does,  but he has no problem with ripping off jokes for laughs!

[onan]

Memory is a little faded, but I recall Bill Cosby saying that it's something like taking your bottom lip and pulling it over your head.

Originally, I think it was Carol Burnett that said that.

[Yorkshire pud]

Whoa, I just saw this! Smarts a bit, is it? You try it! 

I was told by someone who knows these things that the male equivalent is passing a kidney stone.  As I'm not called Loretta I guess I'll have to wait and see if I have a build up of calcium in later years. Touch wood I don't... 

[Treading Water]

LOL!  Even funnier! BC draws the line at cursing for laughs and admonishs any comic who does,  but he has no problem with ripping off jokes for laughs!

To be fair, he gave her credit when he did the bit.   

I love his early stuff.  200 M.P.H.   Why is There Air?   I Started Out as a Child
I think this weekend I'll be digging out the old vinyls and listening again.   

[aldousburbank]

Hey The Jazthemunda,
Is the swelling down yet?
Got the sand out of the crevices?
Munchie attack passed?
What then will be your cause for jacking everyone around tomorrow?

[jazmunda]

Hey The Jazthemunda,
Is the swelling down yet?

I like to maintain some swelling as it heighten sensation.

Got the sand out of the crevices?

I enjoy the feeling of sand in the crevices as it too heightens sensation. I have it shipped in.

Munchie attack passed?

I always have the munchies whether high or low.

What then will be your cause for jacking everyone around tomorrow?

What's the difference between jacking and jerking? Do I need a reason?

I will be there or be square.

[jazmunda]

The GabCast will air LIVE on Monday at 5pm PST/8pm EST.

Listen LIVE and chat at ufoship.com

If you have a question for Aldous for the Ask Aldous segment then please either call at 5:40pm PST or 8:40pm EST or PM eddie dean, onan or myself and we will Ask Aldous for you.

If you have something you want to get off your chest in relation to this wonderful site then please call on (602) 399 7131

I am no longer on vacation so I apologise if I sound a little pissed off. I will however be skipping an hour of work to do the show so there's that.

Say hi to your mom for me.

[aldousburbank]

The GabCast will air LIVE on Monday at 5pm PST/8pm EST.

Listen LIVE and chat at ufoship.com

If you have a question for Aldous for the Ask Aldous segment then please either call at 5:40pm PST or 8:40pm EST or PM eddie dean, onan or myself and we will Ask Aldous for you.

If you have something you want to get off your chest in relation to this wonderful site then please call on (602) 399 7131

I am no longer on vacation so I apologise if I sound a little pissed off. I will however be skipping an hour of work to do the show so there's that.

Say hi to your mom for me.

What's the show aboot?

[onan]

What's the show aboot?

Mostly we talk about office products. Sometimes we discuss sweeping versus dusting.

[jazmunda]

What's the show aboot?

Gladiators, grown naked men and Turkish prisons

[aldousburbank]

Gladiators, grown naked men and Turkish prisons

Well then...

[jazmunda]

Well then...

So you'll definitely be listening then? Perhaps you can participate due to your extensive experience in the topics. I'll just be winging it of course.

[wr250]

What's the difference between jacking and jerking? Do I need a reason?

jacking involves a mechanical or hydraulic jack.
jerking involves spices, jamican sewer water (rum), and some jamican patties.

[steelbot]

So the obligatory question,....new gabcast tomorrow or am I to just toke up and make one up - I have some interesting tidbits i've noticed, and would like to throw around lol - nah - just looking forward if it's happening or didn't truly know the level of the jazdestructobomb. 

[jazmunda]

So the obligatory question,....new gabcast tomorrow or am I to just toke up and make one up - I have some interesting tidbits i've noticed, and would like to throw around lol - nah - just looking forward if it's happening or didn't truly know the level of the jazdestructobomb.

Barring pussy headaches, man flus or me actual doing work in 2014 we will be live.

Disclaimer: I cannot verify the truth of any statements that I make. eddie_dean has a proclivity for collecting ceramic figurines of felines. Checks will not be honored.

[Yorkshire pud]

Barring pussy headaches, man flus or me actual doing work in 2014 we will be live.

Disclaimer: I cannot verify the truth of any statements that I make. eddie_dean has a proclivity for collecting ceramic figurines of felines. Checks will not be honored.

Man flu is off the agenda as I'm over it now, no-one else can complain they have it okay? Not sure if I'll be listening in because it's an uncivilised hour. Until the rest of the planet falls into line with altering their clocks to gmt I suppose they'll always be in the dark ages. Why should I suffer? Eh? Why?

[jazmunda]

Man flu is off the agenda as I'm over it now, no-one else can complain they have it okay? Not sure if I'll be listening in because it's an uncivilised hour. Until the rest of the planet falls into line with altering their clocks to gmt I suppose they'll always be in the dark ages. Why should I suffer? Eh? Why?

I'll ask the guys if they want to do a midday show just to accommodate your hours. Of course that means a breakfast show for me which means fart sound effects and prank calls.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'll ask the guys if they want to do a midday show just to accommodate your hours. Of course that means a breakfast show for me which means fart sound effects and prank calls.

Oh don't alter the entire broadcasting schedule just for me mate.


Would you? Very kind....

[jazmunda]

Oh don't alter the entire broadcasting schedule just for me mate.


Would you? Very kind....

Just email your schedule and highlight your preferred times and we will broadcast directly into your home.

[Yorkshire pud]

Just email your schedule and highlight your preferred times and we will broadcast directly into your home.

Some may think I'm selfish; But it's for their own good, and one day they'll thank me. They love it, they do, they love it. Eventually Bob and I will steer the colonies to how things used to be, and order will be restored.

[jazmunda]

There should be a LIVE GabCast today at 5pm PST/8pm EST (you do the math for the rest).

I haven't heard confirmation from eddie or onan but b_dubb and I are in.

Having said that without eddie there is no show because he won't let us touch his equipment (or his technical whatzits).

Listen LIVE and chat here: http://www.ufoship.com

[starrmtn001]

Mostly we talk about office products. Sometimes we discuss sweeping versus dusting.

Any janitor jokes to go with that?

[Yorkshire pud]

Any janitor jokes to go with that?

A janitor tell his wife he has an everlasting broom. "What do you mean?" She asks. "Well, it's nearly as old as I've been a janitor, and that's twenty five years".."That's amazing, how can you look after something so long?" "I don't know; But it's only had twenty new heads and sixteen new handles".

[jazmunda]

A janitor tell his wife he has an everlasting broom. "What do you mean?" She asks. "Well, it's nearly as old as I've been a janitor, and that's twenty five years".."That's amazing, how can you look after something so long?" "I don't know; But it's only had twenty new heads and sixteen new handles".

http://youtu.be/0RKUfTb88Rs