The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Nyewalker]

I'd rather fold boxes than suck dicks.

[Jackstar]

A normal person would be

So that's the criticism here? He's not "normal?"

Whoa. A low blow. Wow.

[AZZERAE]

He's not "normal?"

Are you saying he's Supernormal?

[AZZERAE]

GO OFF KING

[K_Dubb]

Nobody likes him. And the only thing you want him for is what you perceive to be his hot rack.

No, bunny, you are missing a lot of things and being distracted by the superficial.  Let me tell you about me and Michael Decon:  after Shreddie outed me as gay to bellgab (we are both so impossibly effete that, in the course of our mortal struggle, it was inevitable that one of us would call the other gay, and Shreddie broke first because he is weaker) Michael Decon was the first person here to be nice to me about it.  I don't mean just not calling me faggot like you guys do at the drop of a hat whenever I get you a little upset, but actually letting me hopelessly flirt with him a little, like a normal, confident, sexy guy who has no problem with gay people and might genuinely like us.  When you are gay, a real, straight guy friend you can crush on, who you don't have to hide from, who puts up with your nonsense and who still has your back is the rarest of all things, even as boyfriends come and go.

He has paid dearly for it, too.  It is the only reason MD calls him a prostitute all the time, because he is nice to me.  And, because I am unspeakably horrible, I repay his kindness by teasing him mercilessly as well, so that, even as he fights you and doc and cheffy and everyone else off with one hand, he has to hold off a steady stream of low-level sexual harassment from me with the other that reminds everyone that he is the kind of guy who is nice to fags and keeps that cheap shot open to anyone who wants to swing at him.   Even thus handicapped he makes easy work of anyone who comes at him, and never once tells me to fuck off like he probably should.  He is the very definition of a good sport, an absolute mensch, and I will be loyal to him until I die.

[K_Dubb]

Remember Yellow Springs for your honeymoon.  Also, a great spot for your nuptials.

Only in my dreams 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Jz3VW7rYk

[Corona Kitty]

Holy shit,


You niggers are hella mad.

[AZZERAE]

Michael Decon was the first person here to be nice to me about [being gay.] I don't mean just not calling me faggot like you guys do at the drop of a hat whenever I get you a little upset, but actually letting me hopelessly flirt with him a little, like a normal, confident, sexy guy who has no problem with gay people and might genuinely like us.

I would ne-ver call you a faggot, bruh.

[AZZERAE]

niggers

You Mexicans are the most racist people in the world.

[Corona Kitty]

You Mexicans are the most racist people in the world.

I thought it was the south africans.

[K_Dubb]

I would ne-ver call you a faggot, bruh.

Bunny you don't remember what you say from one day to the next.  That's ok I love you anyway.

[AZZERAE]

Don't you have some ass to fuck? Some cock to suck?

[Corona Kitty]

Bunny you don't remember what you say from one day to the next.  That's ok I love you anyway.

He claims he has never folded boxes.... That's a lie

He claims he never has pretended to be a women to befriend MV or Richard.. that's a lie.

He claims he had a girlfriend... That's a lie.


He constantly lies.

[AZZERAE]

I thought

Don't lie, you've never thought shit since you were spat onto the border wall out of your mangled Mexican mothers clunge.

[Corona Kitty]

Don't you have some ass to fuck? Some cock to suck?

Your homosexual fantasies are showing again.

[Corona Kitty]

Don't lie, you've never thought shit since you were spat onto the border wall out of your mangled Mexican mothers clunge.

I was born in America.. so .. lol.

[AZZERAE]

BLAH

BLAH

BLAH

BLAH

If that's the best you've got, you ain't got shit.

[Corona Kitty]

Oh no, just don't go record some audio file that nobody will listen to.

[K_Dubb]

He claims he has never folded boxes.... That's a lie

He claims he never has pretended to be a women to befriend MV or Richard.. that's a lie.

He claims he had a girlfriend... That's a lie.


He constantly lies.

I prefer to think of them as non-literal artistic manifestations.

[AZZERAE]

Your homosexual fantasies are showing again.

Nah, man. Homosexuality is what you and your little gay protégé indulge in every other night. You semen-gargling chutney pumpers deserve a gas chamber.

[Corona Kitty]

I prefer to think of them as non-literal artistic manifestations.

Where's the artistic part? I see much more of an autistic manifestation.

[AZZERAE]

I was born in America...

And you call me a liar. Pffft.

[AZZERAE]

I see much more of an autistic manifestation.

Leave the diagnoses to a real doctor. Delusional gay robot boy.

[AZZERAE]

just don't go record audio

We all know my vocal diary entries are your biggest trigger.

[Corona Kitty]

Leave the diagnoses to a real doctor. Delusional gay robot boy.

We have the residential nurse Miguel just as delusional as you here last night embarrassing himself. I guess it's your turn.

Have you heard yourself by the way? Nobody would confuse you for being straight if they heard that voice of yours.

[Corona Kitty]

We all know my vocal diary entries are your biggest trigger.

Not really, i don't record hours of audio obsessing about people who offended me. That's what losers in life do... Such as yourself sweetie.

[AZZERAE]

Nobody would confuse you for being straight if they heard that voice of yours.

^^^^^^
Here's your gay rights hero championing your lifes cause, K. Dubb.

[AZZERAE]

I don't record hours of audio obsessing about people who offended me.

Oh, don't you? Coz. Yeah, but Rubini sure does. ON YOUR SHOW.

[Corona Kitty]

^^^^^^
Here's your gay rights hero championing your lifes cause, K. Dubb.

That's especially rich coming from a man who pretended to be a women.

[K_Dubb]

^^^^^^
Here's your gay rights hero championing your lifes cause, K. Dubb.

Papi can do no wrong.