The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Walks_At_Night]

Hey, Walks. Remember back when you called me "Weasel Boy"? What the fuck did that mean?!

I don't to be honest and five would get you ten that you are misremembering.  There is only one "weasel boy" about these parts and you ain't him.

[Walks_At_Night]

No need to bust on old WAN anymore thread. I've done it to myself.

Where ever I go on the internet now, I pull ads for awful vegan hats. 

Vegan Leather Long Bill Strapback Baseball Cap

[AZZERAE]

As one of my really fat buddies used to say, "mouth is mouth". A fat bitch can suck a mean dick. Just close your eyes, and enjoy it. Imagine one of them Insta baddies doin' it. What dat mouf do?!

[AZZERAE]

I don't to be honest and five would get you ten that you are misremembering.  There is only one "weasel boy" about these parts and you ain't him.

How dare you accuse me of misremembering! You called me Weasel Boy. No word of lie!

[AZZERAE]

How sweathog am I, in your opinion? Rate me 1 to 10. 10 being worst, 1 being least like a sweathog.

[AZZERAE]

K. Dubb, were you shocked at how much weight I carry, when seeing me on camera for the "first time"? Am I fat waste of time?? LOL.

[K_Dubb]

I am not answering any of these questions until I get sonned!

[AZZERAE]

I am not answering any of these questions until I get sonned!

I'm not gonna son you for implying I'm bald. But fat...that's a different story.

[SredniVashtar]

How sweathog am I, in your opinion? Rate me 1 to 10. 10 being worst, 1 being least like a sweathog.

A solid 7. I'm not a hardcore fattist like that Nordic Nazi but even I barfed slightly. And nobody wears a cap indoors without something to conceal.

[Walks_At_Night]

How dare you accuse me of misremembering! You called me Weasel Boy. No word of lie!

If you say I called you Weasel Boy then perhaps it is so but that is usually reserved for the deplorable one.  Without context I can't really address your original question as to why.
Do you keep a weasel in the cuck shed out back? Do you swipe nutmeg?  Does the name de Ropp fill you with loathing?  Help me, help you.

[K_Dubb]

I'm not gonna son you for implying I'm bald. But fat...that's a different story.

Fat.

[ItsOver]

I am not answering any of these questions until I get sonned!

From all the displeasure being expressed, could K_Dubb now be one of the many Jackstar morphs? 

[K_Dubb]

From all the displeasure being expressed, could K_Dubb now be one of the many Jackstar morphs?

Jacky is about to "pop out" of me any moment; I can feel it!

[K_Dubb]

I prepare to be sonned.

[SredniVashtar]

I'm not gonna son you for implying I'm bald. But fat...that's a different story.

You're a miniature Senda. We're grooming you to be our special pinata when the big fella finally pops his clogs.

[Walks_At_Night]

You're a miniature Senda. We're grooming you to be our special pinata when the big fella finally pops his clogs.

There is that language barrier with the Big Russian.  Interesting proposal.

[AZZERAE]

A solid 7.

At least someone is keeping us honest. I can respect that.

[AZZERAE]

If you say I called you Weasel Boy then perhaps it is so but that is usually reserved for the deplorable one. Without context I can't really address your original question as to why.

Focus, buddy. I asked WHAT Weasel Boy meant, not WHY you called me that!

[ItsOver]

Focus, buddy. I asked WHAT Weasel Boy meant, not WHY you called me that!

Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary.

weaselboy
A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;
The weasel turned into a weaselboy at the age of 144.
by Weasel April 02, 2003

[K_Dubb]

Jacky is about to "pop out" of me any moment; I can feel it!

False alarm; it was a poo.

[ItsOver]

False alarm; it was a poo.

I thought that was a “positive.”  Take shelter, Dubb!

[albrecht]

It did not escape my notice that you skipped over line after line of perfectly executed trochees (the product of several minutes' sustained concentration) with nary a whisper of approbation and instead lavished your praise upon albrect's snide, and wholly inaccurate, remark which traffics in low stereotypes about the kind of old-lady decor favored by the swish.  And this from the only other person on this entire forum who knows what an antimacassar is!  There is a distinct whiff of lavender about that old boy.

I will have you know that my doilies are not crocheted but are in fact knit by my aunt (lace knitting is very high-status and difficult), and in a simple sort of Norwegian embroidered pullwork (from my big sister) called Hardangersøm, which he very well knows.

Ha. I looked up antimacassar because I thought that thing on a airplane headrest and old people's arm chairs were, incorrectly as it turns out, doilies. And one never knows when that might be a Jeopardy! question. With regard to knitting or crocheting doilies and such- it seems bizarre to me but a lot of time during winters, I guess. And a form of art for them back then? They don't seem very practically useful, for covering something, wiping something up, for warmth, or anything. 

Speaking of lavender why does everything need to be 'infused' and smelly these days? I picked up some Kleenex and then discover it is coconut "infused." Why? Frigging tissue paper to blow your nose- the opposite of smelling. Especially as Corona-Chan or allergies spread people will lose their smell.

[albrecht]

Solved this for you before and that solution is still relevant man. Just rock a fishing hat:



There will be zero chance of you unwittingly signaling allegiance to some West LA gang by happening to be wearing a Cincinnati Reds hat. In fact out you'll be paying homage to William Conrad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBTEqspr2o

I've noticed a LOT more people going to the creek with fishing rods these days. Apparently this is a non-localized phenomena. Fishing is one of the few things you can do in lockdowns. Though there were some weird type of Park Police I saw once who were questioning someone about distancing. It wasn't checking licenses or anything. It looked almost volunteer like. Like county hired some busybodies to 'remind' people of lockdowns and masking/distancing rules (this was a few months ago.)

https://www.wsj.com/articles/fly-fishing-popular-essay-11601986851

[K_Dubb]

Ha. I looked up antimacassar because I thought that thing on a airplane headrest and old people's arm chairs were, incorrectly as it turns out, doilies. And one never knows when that might be a Jeopardy! question. With regard to knitting or crocheting doilies and such- it seems bizarre to me but a lot of time during winters, I guess. And a form of art for them back then? They don't seem very practically useful, for covering something, wiping something up, for warmth, or anything. 

Then you will also know that it is called "anti-macassar" since the hair oil against which it was designed to protect was produced somewhere in the vicinity of the straits of that name.  I don't know; a number of women in my family will happily sit by the hour doing that sort of thing, and it is only natural to want to display them.  Practicality is by no means a defining feature of our species.  Totem poles, cathedrals, horned helmets, doilies...

[AZZERAE]

A number of women in my family will happily sit by the hour doing that sort of thing, and it is only natural to want to display them. Practicality is by no means a defining feature of our species. Totem poles, cathedrals, horned helmets, doilies...

You seem intent on painting this picture of yourself observing the outside world with contempt - everything a dismissive slight on the next. Its uncanny. Such a miserable little life you must lead!

[ItsOver]

... Speaking of lavender why does everything need to be 'infused' and smelly these days? I picked up some Kleenex and then discover it is coconut "infused." Why? Frigging tissue paper to blow your nose- the opposite of smelling. Especially as Corona-Chan or allergies spread people will lose their smell.

It’s for the same creatures that get pissed-off if the toilet seat is up, have mandatory installation rules for toilet paper, and wonder why you don’t use GPS guidance in your vehicle.

[K_Dubb]

You seem intent on painting this picture of yourself observing the outside world with contempt - everything a dismissive slight on the next. Its uncanny. Such a miserable little life you must lead!

I don't know; I like doilies, and I tend to like the sort of women who make them.  The only real contempt I have is for FAT.

[albrecht]

It’s for the same creatures that get pissed-off if the toilet seat is up, have mandatory installation rules for toilet paper, and wonder why you don’t use GPS guidance in your vehicle.

Ha. The previous image and discussion of the MV squirrel hunt reminded me of a caller into Phil Hendrie when he was doing a Pastor Reddick bit around Halloween decades ago. The "pastor" was using church funds intended for a harelip victim to buy a .44 Magnum and silver bullets in case a werewolf attacked him for preaching the gospel. Some Cajun lady called in and discussed how she trapped and hunted "all her life" and listed the items, including squirrels, and had 'never caught a werewolf' and was adamant that they weren't real. "She done never even caught a wolf!" Coyotes, yes but no wolf or werewolf. "And there aint no werewolf in the Bible either!"

[AZZERAE]

I don't know; I like doilies. The only real contempt I have is for FAT.

I think it's time I came clean, so to borrow a line from Srednu: 'you can't possibly take what I've been saying seriously'!

[AZZERAE]

There aint no werewolf in the Bible...

Well, there was, until the Council of Nicea showed up, and tossed those parts out...books that went on to be known as the Dead Sea scrolls found in Jordan.