The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[GravitySucks]

Mr. Lear was a guest on Heather's show once and Groyper called in and asked him "What was the best ass you have ever eaten?". Mr. Lear gave a chuckle and gave every impression that he was gonna have a go at answering it but Heather intervened.  So the whole world has been left hanging ever since. 

https://youtu.be/qNV7eVy8-V4

[MarkT]

DAVID RUBINI, as your handler I have an assignment for you.

Do this and you will be in good standing with the Boss of Bellgab.

If anyone can get a hold of him, I'd definitely do that show.

Stop posting youtube videos and get John Lear on the line. 

[MarkT]

I have his #.

Call me u fags and I'll give you his # and email

You call him and set up the show. Don't be a lazy fuck, Mr.Big Shot Producer.
Show Belllgab what you can do. Besides posting youtube videos.

[Jackstar]

You call him and set up the show. Don't be a lazy fuck

Don't tell me what to do, you fucking slagass cuntspew whoremonger

YOU FUCKING DO IT, ASSHOLE

[Jackstar]

I'm not doing shit.

Well... we all know that.

[MarkT]

Pay me bitch! WTF are you anyways?

I'm doing you cowards a favor.

I'm not doing shit.

Do it pro bono, bitch.
Earn your future subscribers.
Go and work on it. Start new page in your life.

[Jackstar]

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The enOla Gay is already halfway on her way towards fucking over half your genome for half of eternity, so fuck you all, whether you figure out the puzzle or not, I win anyway, puetz. Puetzi? Dicks? whatevah. The rest of you: Semper fi, tip your waitress, and pick up some of pate's dogs' poop, thanks.

Some of you will rue the fucking day, mark my fucking words. For all the rest: there's CasterMard. 3m ta3, dosvedanya.

Art Lich says "Hi."

[MarkT]

I want a chilled Topo~Chico mineral water in a glass bottle!

For that kinky piss please call Nathan @ 650-GAYTAXI

[Jackstar]

For that kinky piss

They are gonna write fucikin' sonnets about how bad your karma is gonna fuck your pathetic life over, Maggot. Eat shit and die.

[MarkT]

They are gonna write fucikin' sonnets about how bad your karma is gonna fuck your pathetic life over, Maggot. Eat shit and die.

Nobody has invited you to the conversation, you tosh talking subhuman corps.

[MarkT]

That was lame MarkyT

WTF?

Topo~Chico rocks BTW!

I am caressing it now and putting my lips on it.
It's cold. And delicious.
Skank

OK, now after you quenched your thirst get to work and get John Lear on the line. 
Don't sit idling, hone your skills.   

[Jackstar]

get John Lear on the line. 

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.

[MarkT]

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.

Everybody knows that in gay community Jackrabbit is a man who opens his rectum for other man to enter.

[Jackstar]

Everybody knows that in gay community Jackrabbit is a man who opens his rectum for other man to enter.

Are you actually aware that people now know that you've been such an expert on this issue that you've posted the same factoid about gay buttsex twice?

What are you, the fucking Ambassador? Go eat shit, fuckold.

[MarkT]

Go eat shit,

That's your diet, Jackrabbit. 

[Jackstar]

That's your diet, Jackrabbit.

The proletariat is confused by the unicorn's scat.

[Ciardelo]

Never go hunching on Jackstar.

That's what I hear anyway.

Before I go on my Sabbatical

Aren't you pretty much always out of work? I mean who has the time to post so many nonsensical YouTube videos?

ALSO: TL;DR

[Ciardelo]

"Aren't you pretty much always out of work? I mean who has the time to post so many nonsensical YouTube videos?"

I was forced out of my company just "days" ago relatively speaking. Seems like many moons. It is ALREADY a new era of something over there.

Bitch at Michael Marshalek.

Give me a break dickhead. I also respectfully call you a dickhead sir.

"ALSO: TL;DR"

I am almost 50 yrs old. I don't know what the hell that all means...

GET OFF MY LAWN!

#PeaceandLOVE

Heh. I like that. The "Too Long; Didn't Read" was more for Jack than you, of course.

Carry on, I know you will.

[MarkT]

Before I go on my Sabbatical,

Thank God. Go, go, and take your maddening youtube videos with you.

[MarkT]

One trick pony.

[AZZERAE]

R.I.P. David Rubini.

[MarkT]

Before I go on my Sabbatical,

Till October. Hmmmm, drug rehab or short prison term?

[Ciardelo]

maddening

It's "madding" not "maddening."

[MarkT]

It's "madding" not "maddening."

Read and comprehend the context before correcting. Smart ass.

[Ciardelo]

Read and comprehend the context before correcting. Smart ass.

Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass, dumb ass.

That's madding isn't it?

[MarkT]

I suggest you learn the difference between madding and maddening and their proper use, brain dead idiot.

[Ciardelo]

Oh, hey man, words hurt, words hurt dude.

I still stick by my correction. Maybe you need to read up.

But I don't want to argue, I'll let you have the last word.

[MarkT]

I still stick by my correction.

Just give up already and stop digging deeper hole for yourself. Fool.

[Jackstar]

Just give up already and stop digging deeper hole for yourself. Fool.

Honestly, I'd say, just keep at it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And anything this guy is opposed to, I am in favor of.

Tentative company policy. Change my mind.

[Jackstar]

Thanks. I will miss you all. But it won't be forever.

I'll talk to my mom about that. Let's see what we can do.

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She says: you get one more.