The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[ziznak]

That sounds like two excellent sets for a porno shoot.

hmmmmm... who could get us some "providers?"

[Yorkshire pud]

hmmmmm... who could get us some "providers?"

Lactating ones?

[Richard Groyper]

Lactating ones?

The further the squirt the better! Liquid gold.

[Lilith]

That sounds like two excellent sets for a porno shoot.

MV is the Best Producer in the WORLD IMO.

[Richard Groyper]

MV is the Best Producer in the WORLD IMO.

A connoisseur of the carnal arts are we, lady brig?

[Ms. C]

MV is the Best Producer in the WORLD IMO.

So early this morning, across my Facebook wall, I happened upon this video ...
I surely wish MV would have his Richard Simmons avator still ... but even though it's not, I must post this ... as I watched it ... all I could think of was MV ... bahahhahahahaha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13DeAngDXbQ


EDIT:  MV, does this qualify me for turbo mode   

[starrmtn001]

So early this morning, across my Facebook wall, I happened upon this video ...
I surely wish MV would have his Richard Simmons avator still ... but even though it's not, I must post this ... as I watched it ... all I could think of was MV ... bahahhahahahaha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13DeAngDXbQ


EDIT:  MV, does this qualify me for turbo mode   

OMG Ms. C!!!

No.  This qualifies you for the first ever ULTRA turbo mode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm laughing so hard, my side hurts, tears are running down my cheeks, and now I have to change me undies!

You get the "BellGab Best Post Of The Day" award!

[TheSheriff]

Falkie has to be the worst host of a podcast I've ever heard, I can't listen to that fat pile for more than a few minutes without deleting.

His episodes are a waste of space on the UFOship server.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie has to be the worst host of a podcast I've ever heard, I

What's this, sir? You don't appreciate a man in his 60's talking in a baby voice while eating, chomping, burping and talking with his mouth full in everyone's ears? You're the only one.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

What's this, sir? You don't appreciate a man in his 60's talking in a baby voice while eating, chomping, burping and talking with his mouth full in everyone's ears? You're the only one.

I can tolerate just about anything, I've been neutral to warm towards Senda but that was the most disgusting thing I've experienced in years. I'm not exaggerating.

[Richard Groyper]

Falkie has to be the worst host of a podcast I've ever heard, I can't listen to that fat pile for more than a few minutes without deleting.

His episodes are a waste of space on the UFOship server.

How dare yewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...wwwwwwww...wwwwww...www!

[Yorkshire pud]

I can tolerate just about anything, I've been neutral to warm towards Senda but that was the most disgusting thing I've experienced in years. I'm not exaggerating.

Be patient, in a few episodes time he'll be able to inhale the pizzas in a much less dignified manner; slurp down a whole gallon of liquid in under a minute; fart, burp and talk simultaneously and get Kathy able to call his number back without needing a picture of a phone to guide her.

Just give it time dammit.

[TheSheriff]

What's this, sir? You don't appreciate a man in his 60's talking in a baby voice while eating, chomping, burping and talking with his mouth full in everyone's ears? You're the only one.

His episodes should come with a warning.

I have now infected my hard drive with sounds of Falkies intestinal tract processing whatever garbage he stuffs in his face. I have no problem with him staying in his fortress, but please don't allow us to unwittingly download his verbal trash on our devices.

My attitude towards Falkie is not to attempt to understand him, simply acknowledge that he exists, and move on.

[ziznak]

I had some trouble placing the "baby" voice or character that Falkie delivered this last gabcast.  It sounded like some weird mix of "Tony Soprano" and "baby huey" or like the voices in those cartoons back in the day? 

I was on my way into work and half dead this morning when I listened... it was mildly disturbing... I hope he does not bring this character back for an encore.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcJneh3cLI

[MV/Liberace!]

His episodes are a waste of space on the UFOship server.

heh heh, feedback logged.

[MV/Liberace!]

EDIT:  MV, does this qualify me for turbo mode   

you must also send the pics you promised...

[TheSheriff]

heh heh, feedback logged.

Thank you sir, may I suggest you replace his content with something that is ultimately more fulfilling and educational....


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGA-GCq7JWM

Praise MV #PrayforKathy

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Listening to the April 8 episode hosted by Fleckie. What a delightful mess. It's like vintage Other Side of Midnight.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Why the fuck is this fat shit talking with this stupid voice on the second one he hosted? 5 minutes and I had to dip. His first one was fine. Does he think he is being funny? No wonder this "adult" man can't fucking support himself and needs society to take care of him. Gotta love the last one where he complained about us "getting in his business". DON'T post on a public forum you fat, self-absorbed cunt. Don't post videos of you begging for money on youtube. Grow a pair in your twilight years.

[Autistic Star Children]

I know we can be hyperbolic most of the time, so it's really hard to stress how bad the beginning of the last gabcast was. It was so bad, there's something I must do -

Dear Gravity Sucks -

I've been a douche to you for several months and want to apologize. I wasn't a fan of your park ranger gimmick. Recent events, well really a male senior citizen using baby talk on a podcast made me realize that anything else on this website is bliss compared to a male senior citizen using baby talk on a podcast.

You are the man, I was wrong. I would much rather listen to you or chefist or really anything else this site can offer over a male senior citizen using baby talk on a podcast.

Blaze MV!

[SredniVashtar]

Some thoughts about that abortion the other night:

1) The first ten minutes of the show: what the FUCK?

2) Senda, have some sodding idea what you're going to do on the show! You've had two goes at this now, and it's just like your videos, where you say the first shit that comes into your head; and you wonder why people think you're an incompetent louse.

3) You've got to hand it to Mr Spock; he never lets having absolutely nothing to say prevent him from calling in multiple times.

4) 'bobo' sounded like chefist doing Homer Simpson. Rather well, I must admit, but when he called in later you heard the resemblance. In fact, he kept calling in. I was expecting him ask Senda to play 'Misty' at one point.

5) The only thing he prepared was an endless semi-scripted grumble with Sweet Kathy about what a rotten bitch their friend Patty is. This is a woman who seems to spend her life helping out those two hopeless idiots, and all she gets in return is abuse.

6) At least there was no White Crow.

7) Sweet Kathy sounds like the Elephant Man, only not quite so hot.

8  Senda, stop saying you're busy! The only thing you are rich in is excessive leisure. Try getting up before noon if you want to free up a bit of time in your busy schedule.

9) Senda, no one is buying that you 'love' your 'girlfriend', or that she gives the slightest damn about you. The more you insist on it, the more awkward and cringeworthy it gets. When two adults want to see each other they usually find a way. She obviously doesn't like to hang around you too much because you clout her when she annoys you.

[Gruntled]

Some thoughts about that abortion the other night:

1) The first ten minutes of the show: what the FUCK?

2) Senda, have some sodding idea what you're going to do on the show! You've had two goes at this now, and it's just like your videos, where you say the first shit that comes into your head; and you wonder why people think you're an incompetent louse.

3) You've got to hand it to Mr Spock; he never lets having absolutely nothing to say prevent him from calling in multiple times.

4) 'bobo' sounded like chefist doing Homer Simpson. Rather well, I must admit, but when he called in later you heard the resemblance. In fact, he kept calling in. I was expecting him ask Senda to play 'Misty' at one point.

5) The only thing he prepared was an endless semi-scripted grumble with Sweet Kathy about what a rotten bitch their friend Patty is. This is a woman who seems to spend her life helping out those two hopeless idiots, and all she gets in return is abuse.

6) At least there was no White Crow.

7) Sweet Kathy sounds like the Elephant Man, only not quite so hot.

8  Senda, stop saying you're busy! The only thing you are rich in is excessive leisure. Try getting up before noon if you want to free up a bit of time in your busy schedule.

9) Senda, no one is buying that you 'love' your 'girlfriend', or that she gives the slightest damn about you. The more you insist on it, the more awkward and cringeworthy it gets. When two adults want to see each other they usually find a way. She obviously doesn't like to hang around you too much because you clout her when she annoys you.

Amen to that.
I seriously thought I had connected to the wrong stream or the "baby" was a fill in because Mr. Senda couldn't make it.
Hard to disagree with the rest of it either Sredni-may I call you Sredni? 

[SredniVashtar]

Amen to that.
I seriously thought I had connected to the wrong stream or the "baby" was a fill in because Mr. Senda couldn't make it.
Hard to disagree with the rest of it either Sredni-may I call you Sredni? 

I prefer 'sir'.  At least you get my name right, which is more than most of them do. Even bloody IB persists in calling me 'Srendi'.

I hope this doesn't become a regular show, as I fear it might. I have noticed even some of the people who were agnostic/supportive of Senda found this one a bridge too far. One show is fine, as a sort of novelty act, but the more you are exposed to the guy the less he obviously has. You get the same thing with Senda every single time, and he is too lazy to change because that would require effort. 

[Lilith]

I prefer 'sir'.  At least you get my name right, which is more than most of them do. Even bloody IB persists in calling me 'Srendi'.

I hope this doesn't become a regular show, as I fear it might. I have noticed even some of the people who were agnostic/supportive of Senda found this one a bridge too far. One show is fine, as a sort of novelty act, but the more you are exposed to the guy the less he obviously has. You get the same thing with Senda every single time, and he is too lazy to change because that would require effort.

I would love for YOU to host a gabcast ShredmeBashedher, you could tell us Ghost Stories or something, I would listen! 

[SredniVashtar]

I would love for YOU to host a gabcast ShredmeBashedher, you could tell us Ghost Stories or something, I would listen! 

I could do "The Night of the Sendamonster". A disgusting creature rises from the sewers every leap year and goes on a carnivorous rampage. I would make it more realistic because I'd intend to eat a three-course meal during the show (as is traditional now) so it would sound like the monster tearing apart one of its victims.

[Lilith]

I could do "The Night of the Sendamonster". A disgusting creature rises from the sewers every leap year and goes on a carnivorous rampage. I would make it more realistic because I'd intend to eat a three-course meal during the show (as is traditional now) so it would sound like the monster tearing apart one of its victims.

Sounds like a plan!  Some fire breathing dragon sound effects would fit right in IMO.

[TigerLily]

I would love for YOU to host a gabcast ShredmeBashedher, you could tell us Ghost Stories or something, I would listen! 

I'm really beginning to worry about most of the people on this forum. Falkie now seems to be the heart, soul, brains and icon of Bellgab (I still think" FFS, Falkie" is now a more appropriate name). Seriously.  Many of you people need to get tested for lead poisoning. That particular affliction has been blamed for the downfall of the Roman Empire and believe me we have a far less distance to drop.

brig, as usual, has come up with the ideal antidote: We need a large dose of SredniVashtar as host of a Gabcast. He may speak as much drivel as Falkie but at least it will be in that posh accent and, may God help us, without the noxious sounds of his bodily effluvia. At least I would hope so.

brig. I would listen, too! And probably enjoy the experience

[MV/Liberace!]

I'm really beginning to worry about most of the people on this forum. Falkie now seems to be the heart, soul, brains and icon of Bellgab (I still think" FFS, Falkie" is now a more appropriate name). Seriously.  Many of you people need to get tested for lead poisoning. That particular affliction has been blamed for the downfall of the Roman Empire and believe me we have a far less distance to drop.

brig, as usual, has come up with the ideal antidote: We need a large dose of SredniVashtar as host of a Gabcast. He may speak as much drivel as Falkie but at least it will be in that posh accent and, may God help us, without the noxious sounds of his bodily effluvia. At least I would hope so.

brig. I would listen, too! And probably enjoy the experience

SV would be great, brig would be great... anyone who wants to solo host, i'd be happy to make it happen.

[Yorkshire pud]

SV would be great, brig would be great... anyone who wants to solo host, i'd be happy to make it happen.

Praise MV's swelling offshore tax haven.

[TigerLily]

SV would be great, brig would be great... anyone who wants to solo host, i'd be happy to make it happen.

The gauntlet has been thrown. How about it?

Help me SredniVashtar. You're our only hope