20131015 - Jim Sparks - Alien Encounters

[Twotrips]

Good on you Andy/Jaz!

[popple]

"many many many many hours"

"and no i never got to use the bathroom because i never got the urge"

WTF. What kinda time. Come on

[Catsmile]

Yeah i wanna know if the TP rolls are over or under on the ship, or do they use 3 shells?

[Job]

Yay Andrew! Thanks.

[Earth Pod]

Andrew..

Nice clear phone line.  The clearest all night IMO.  Great question too.

[Ward]

well Andy


you nailed it


7 hours by his own admission

you ever go 7 hours without having to use the bathroom?

yeah thought so

you nailed him good Andy great job!

and it skype is a full point at least give me half a point for the questions origin

[lonevoice]

I want to know more about the gurneys. did they have wheels? was one of the  wheels wobbly and did that gurney keep veering off and running into stuff? was there like a little grey that had a job maintaining the gurneys? or where they hover-gurneys? where they little grey sized gurneys and all uncomfortable or where they special gurneys sized for humans? DETAILS I WANT DETAILS.

Adult beverage out the nose!   Please call...please call.  These are questions that MUST be asked!

[casioson]

ANDY!!!!
You are like a co-host...

[Spinner]

I'm amazed that Jaz sounds so clear.
It's like he is sitting next to Art!

[WildCard]

Of course he has. According to him, his wife, and his ufo enthusiast buddies.

http://www.unknowncountry.com/whitleys-space/striebers-test-results-show-normal-adult-telling-truth

[Heather Wade]

Good questions Jaz!  Seems he tripped all over himself attempting the answer. 

[nofAcedAgent]

"many many many hours" equals to about 7 at the most? uhh ok.

[Twotrips]

Jaz you're in Pahrump with Art, are'nt you. Man you got a Good signal

[CRM 114]

ok fuck it im going to try and call and ask about the gurneys

[Cynnie]

Jaz you're in Pahrump with Art, are'nt you. Man you got a Good signal

I might move to Australia for the good reception

[lonevoice]

Yeah i wanna know if the TP rolls are over or under on the ship, or do they use 3 shells?

If they don't have gena-teeel-ya, maybe they don't have buttholes either.  No TP.  This could explain their fascination with anal probes.

[Ward]

"many many many hours" equals to about 7 at the most? uhh ok.

so cool, never been able to hold my bladder for 7 hours, even with the deepest sleep

[Cynnie]

ok fuck it im going to try and call and ask about the gurneys

Yay!!

[Heather Wade]

ok fuck it im going to try and call and ask about the gurneys

Yes, please, I want to know about gurneys too.  Do they have blankets?  Can you get two blankets if you ask nice?

[CRM 114]

im in! after the ads1

[WhiteCrow]

Hey I just had really really big idea... Art could also broadcast with a web camera feed.
Right after he goes back in time, to have Alexander Graham Bell fix the damn phone lines.

[Catsmile]

Weeber has more paranormal stuff happen to him before breakfast than 5 people together have in a lifetime.
Color me doubtful.

[Ward]

im in! after the ads1

awesome CRM 114 please get The Jim good!

[Spinner]

you ever go 7 hours without having to use the bathroom?

I've done that almost every day of my life. Sometimes longer than that.
From the time I brush my teeth before going to bed, until I get out of bed the next morning.
No problem at all.

[WhiteCrow]

No marriage problems... Dem dar Greys don't have any nookie holes.

[lonevoice]

im in! after the ads1

yes!  Gurneys! 

[steelbot]

Proof that Al Gore is a reptilian.

sorry a little late and not great =P

[coaster]

I've done that almost every day of my life. Sometimes longer than that.
From the time I brush my teeth before going to bed, until I get out of bed the next morning.
No problem at all.

Drink more water.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

I'm listening to the replay so I'm sorry if this has already been mentioned but I couldn't stop laughing when I heard these lyrics in I Can See For Miles:

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it (pizza roll) too

Fuck yeah Art!  And fuck you Noory you devious little inconsequential shit!

[Heather Wade]

im in! after the ads1

Sweet!  Get all those details.  I'm hanging on every word!