Clearly this guy should be on

[bateman]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/11/naked-man-claiming-to-be-a-descendent-of-sasquatch-attacks-hunter/

A naked man claiming that he came from a long family line of Sasquatches attacked a hunter in rural Washington County, Oregon on Thursday.

Jeff McDonald is not an avid hunter, according to his daughter, and after what he experienced on Thursday it’s unlikely that he will be out in the forest any time soon. The 58-year old McDonald was in the woods behind his house when the naked 20-year old son of his neighbor attacked him with a rock while making Sasquatch references.

[Heather Wade]

Holy shit, yes.

[area51drone]

Hahah.... that story was awesome.  I'm shocked the guy didn't kill that samsquanch though!   My favorite part:

Investigators believe Norgren was under the influence of something, but what exactly remains to be determined.

You think?  It was those damned shrooms I tell you! Hahahahahahah

Definitely calls for a replay of this clip...


Samsquanch

And this one thrown in for good measure


Trailer Park Boys - Samsquanch