20131010 - Open Lines

[werfold]

One of Art's most entertaining shows.
I think he was on only once, so I can see that Art doesn't remember.
It's just that many of us have listened to that show many times.

I thought I had heard them all, guess not.

[guildnavigator]

Open lines, huh? The first caller just wants to know what LMH's web address is; then comes the hat trick of a caller who trained at the Evelyn Paglia School of Voice, Whiskey-and-Cigarettes Division; a 9-year-old up past his bedtime; and a guy who wants to talk about how Jesus was born in September.

This is embarrassing.

If you would post a rundown like this at the end of every hour it'd be awesome.

[Northcoaster]

Gee thank you mister!

Sorry. I thought you were a bitter, old drunk. Good call, kid.

[ZomZom]

"Press the square root of 36" would go a long way to improving the quality of the average caller that gets through.

[lonevoice]

You'r(e) a machine man, a freekin machine.

You shoulda seen him before he got old and lost his memory.

[Twotrips]

Good Lord, now a commercial with someone from Pinkneyville

[aldousburbank]

Yeah jesus had eaten a poisoned apple, then this rabbit came by and kissed him. Then Jesus was so happy he gave the rabbit a chocolate egg, but the rabbit had to keep it secret.

But what does the rabbit do with all the little children's teeth he pays them for?

[jazmunda]

i must of gotten through to ringing 15 times so far

roll of the dice

I got excited when I got 2 rings in a row before.

[Northcoaster]

Love that thunderclap.

[Cynnie]

But what does the rabbit do with all the little children's teeth he pays them for?

He makes voodoo dolls

[aldousburbank]

Sorry. I thought you were a bitter, old drunk.

2/3rds ding.

[onan]

But what does the rabbit do with all the little children's teeth he pays them for?

I think they get circumcised

[Étouffée]

They best be some donuts

The Dunkin' Donuts peanut-encrusted donut was the best donut ever invented.  Plus, if you were in a Dunkin' Donut shop, you always felt safe, 'cause there were so many cops hanging out there.  Too bad that the shop had to discontinue the peanut donut, due to fears of "allergy reaction" complaints.

[BobGrau]

But what does the rabbit do with all the little children's teeth he pays them for?

Well... where do you think storks come from?

[dortmunder]

Open lines, huh? The first caller just wants to know what LMH's web address is; then comes the hat trick of a caller who trained at the Evelyn Paglia School of Voice, Whiskey-and-Cigarettes Division; a 9-year-old up past his bedtime; and a guy who wants to talk about how Jesus was born in September.

This is embarrassing.

You obviously don't remember open lines from back in the day very well. This is par for the course. Just sit back and enjoy the freak show.

[nofAcedAgent]

The Dunkin' Donuts peanut-encrusted donut was the best donut ever invented.  Plus, if you were in a Dunkin' Donut shop, you always felt safe, 'cause there were so many cops hanging out there.  Too bad that the shop had to discontinue the peanut donut, due to fears of "allergy reaction" complaints.

One mans sacntuary is another mans hell I guess. Just don't make any sudden moves!

[casioson]

getting noting but the busy tone....

[eddie dean]

Bellgabber on! Who is it?

[Twotrips]

Don't push that button, ahsheit.

[aldousburbank]

Am I high, or is this going swimmingly?  I am having a creepy moment of feeling happy.

[someguy]

christ is this guy calling in from a fucking hobo boxcar?

[guildnavigator]

Am I high, or is this going swimmingly?  I am having a creepy moment of feeling happy.

what part is swimming?

[guildnavigator]

christ is this guy calling in from a fucking hobo boxcar?

I heard him slam the train car shut.

[guildnavigator]

The Dunkin' Donuts peanut-encrusted donut was the best donut ever invented.  Plus, if you were in a Dunkin' Donut shop, you always felt safe, 'cause there were so many cops hanging out there.  Too bad that the shop had to discontinue the peanut donut, due to fears of "allergy reaction" complaints.

This sounds delicious. I don't think that we have any Dunkin Donuts locations in the bay area...

[The General]

I find it odd that Art doesnt remember Dallas Thompson.

Art's done thousands of shows.  We listen to them, collect them, and listen to them again. We remember them.  He doesn't remember them unless they really stand out.  He does them once and then moves on.  Do you remember a 3 hour conversation you had with someone in the 90's?

[Spinner]

I thought the caller was asking about the "cat licks"  LOL

[jazmunda]

I too am just getting business signals.

[aldousburbank]

what part is swimming?

[Twotrips]

HEEY! Good Job!

[awguy]

BELLGAB! who got on?