Art Bell Sucks

[SR-71]

Because Yorkshire pud said it would be more sporting, so I started this topic. This will be my only comment in this topic. Your welcome Yorkshire pud. Art Bell your awesome.

[ksm32]

HA! way to make everybody look. Fantastic SEO tactic.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Art Bell sucks for not being there for me the last 5 years. This is your fault, Art.

[SciFiAuthor]

This just begs for a photoshop of Art eating pizza rolls with no ill effects.

[Falkie2013]

Art would be immune to the effects of red hot pizza rolls, as he has been with the legacy of an atrocious talk show host, the death of a beloved wife & cats & even the curses of JC.

As in After Darkness, Art will subdue and defeat the evil plans of Khan Snoozian Snoory and send him on the way to oblivion.

And as it is now and  in perpetuity, George Noory  Sucks ...

[b_dubb]

this thread is us being selfish

[Ravenna]

This thread should be deleted by MV.  It upsets me to see those words on this board.

[onan]

Art Bell sucks all the gnoory badness out of my head.

[MV/Liberace!]

This thread should be deleted by MV.  It upsets me to see those words on this board.

The thread isn't a violation of the Terms of Service.

[fromwomewhere outthere]

The thread isn't a violation of the Terms of Service.

If I told SR that he sucks dick, is that a violation of the terms?

[aldousburbank]

If I told SR that he sucks dick, is that a violation of the terms?

I don't think Sugar Ray is a forum member but he might punch your clock if he finds out.

[BattyBrooke]

This thread should be deleted by MV.  It upsets me to see those words on this board.

I think it's sporting and fun. In this dimension and universe, and any parallel dimension and universe, is there the possibility of Art Bell sucking. Now, checkout a few other threads here and you may find some beg to differ. THOSE should be deleted.

[lonevoice]

If I told SR that he sucks dick, is that a violation of the terms?

It might be.  But if you can get Yorkshire pud to suggest to SR that he should start a thread with that title, SR might do it.   I don't think that would be a TOS violation. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I don't think Sugar Ray is a forum member but he might punch your clock if he finds out.

Nah, Mark McGrath is pretty laid back

[The General]

This thread sucks.
Don't make me threaten the Hoover.
George Noory Sucks.

[Tinfoil Hat]

The only thing that truly sucked about Art's multiple retirements was leaving us utterly bereft of decent, late-night radio. I'm mpore than willing to forgive come Sept 16th!

[fromwomewhere outthere]

George Noory Sucks.

Ten to the tenth power Snorty sucks. He will realize his own suckage in about six months, hopefully sooner.

[elbee]

this thread is an insult what a looser you are for making it.

these new people are fucking cretins

[MV/Liberace!]

this thread is an insult what a looser you are for making it.

these new people are fucking cretins

dude... this is a public, open forum on the internet.  given enough time, people will eventually say just about anything you can imagine.  actually, i can't believe an "art bell sucks" thread hasn't been posted yet.  that's not to say i agree.  of course i don't.  but regardless of whether the OP means it or is joking, it's just an opinion.  these are the types of things you specifically can't censor because where is the line drawn in terms of what should/shouldn't be censored?  that's a great way to kill a forum.

[someguy]

Art Bell sucks because he kept having that fucking loser Malachi Martin on all the time. Otherwise Art kicks ass.

[MV/Liberace!]

Art Bell sucks because he kept having that fucking loser Malachi Martin on all the time. Otherwise Art kicks ass.

as we all know... nothing can be liked by everybody.

[ksm32]

Art Bell sucks because he kept having that fucking loser Malachi Martin on all the time. Otherwise Art kicks ass.

That's just fuckin meeean man. If anything should be deleted it's that. The self loathing in your heart that.. ah fuckit, I was gonna go deep but nahh, I got nothing. However, noticed you are proper enough to use Capitals in Father Martins name.

But still, gee wiz.

[WOTR]

this thread is an insult what a looser you are for making it.

these new people are fucking cretins

I actually killed myself laughing.  The only thing better than this thread would have been if MV had created a topic "Art Bell sucks: the definitive compendium",  stickied it and locked it so there could be no responses. 

[Juan]

Art will suck if he doesn't do a pre-show tonight, Sunday, as so many are expecting him to do. Or, maybe not suck, just inhale a little.

[Foodlion]

Art Bell sucks every time he breaths.

George Noory sucks every time he speaks.

[bigchucka]

If it's true that he put something on Facebook telling people to tune in tonight for the rest of the story... then yes, he does......

[SaucyRossy]

If it's true that he put something on Facebook telling people to tune in tonight for the rest of the story... then yes, he does......

He didn't say tonight.....

[aldousburbank]

He didn't say tonight.....

That sucks.

[MABUSE]

Old friends, some of you (I'm lookin' at YOU MV!)
you are missing the required perspective on this...

Were one able to combine the power of the Mount Palomar telescope with the Hubble telescope and then broaden the application by combining it with the Arecibo device and the VLA, were one somehow able to combine all of the detecting "firepower" and focus it with laser-like concentration, one would still not detect the whiff of a hint of a shadow of suck by Art Bell when calibrated by and compared with intergalactic, "hyper-dimensional," chronosynclastic, eldritch, transubstantiated, sub-chthonic breadth and depth and height and length of cosmic suck by the Gilded Turd, Horhay Sheik Muhammed himself.  Verily, a level of suck that maketh a Kardashian appear an acolyte of Mother Teresa  for, as was prophesied, there has arisen one who is to suck what water is to wet, or Art Bell is to good, late-night radio.  Welcome back to the airwaves, Art, I've missed you!

[fos]

Not yet, and probably won't. I'm looking forward to his return tonight!