Will art ever interview george noory on dark matters ?

[tweet75]

If he did would you listen ?

[onan]

If he did would you listen ?

Yeah, I probably would.

[ItsOver]

Finally, a Dave Noorie show I could listen to.

[popple]

Yeah, it might be fun listening to Art subtly shade George and have it go over his head.

[Yorkshire pud]

Only if he also invited Hoagland at the same time; might be fun.

[Eddie Coyle]

            Interview, schminterview.

         Art vs Noory. Pitch black room with the only light streaming in from a peephole in the door. Both clad in loincloths. One buck knife. Winner gets retention of proprietary claim of C2C.

[Yorkshire pud]

            Interview, schminterview.

         Art vs Noory. Pitch black room with the only light streaming in from a peephole in the door. Both clad in loincloths. One buck knife. Winner gets retention of proprietary claim of C2C.

Ye paint a pretty picture of pugilism there Eddie; Have you got a ticket agent lined up yet for this spectacle? 

[onan]

            Interview, schminterview.

         Art vs Noory. Pitch black room with the only light streaming in from a peephole in the door. Both clad in loincloths. One buck knife. Winner gets retention of proprietary claim of C2C.

Just put noory in a room, alone with a knife... I give him 10 minutes tops.

[Eddie Coyle]

Ye paint a pretty picture of pugilism there Eddie; Have you got a ticket agent lined up yet for this spectacle?

      Global event. Olympic-like coverage for all the world to see. No school, no work...which would actually be just another day for Noory's audience.

Just put noory in a room, alone with a knife... I give him 10 minutes tops.

A butter knife would lead him to having less fingers than Jerry Garcia, so yeah with a buck knife...I'll take the under (5 minutes 37 seconds being my guess...with 5 minutes and 29 seconds being him bleeding out)

[McPhallus]

Just put noory in a room, alone with a knife... I give him 10 minutes tops.

Noory in a dark room by himself.  The only items allowed are a table, a bag of pizza rolls, and a microwave with a broken display so you can't read the timer.  We all know the rest.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Why would Art want to interview George?  It would take about 15 minutes, and our boy George could have the answers on cue cards.  Fascinating radio for sure!  A waste of 15 minutes of Art's life.

[b_dubb]

Gnoory - "Ya know Art I don't know why I suck so much. It's beeyon bleef."

[ItsOver]

Gnoory - "Ya know Art I don't know why I suck so much. It's beeyon bleef."

Gnoory - "And whut about thuh haterz, Art?  Why duh they hate so much?  Why don't they hate yewwwww, Art? Why?"

[aldousburbank]

Noory in a dark room by himself.  The only items allowed are a table, a bag of pizza rolls, and a microwave with a broken display so you can't read the timer.  We all know the rest.

But he'll need the directions in braille, and a penlight so he can read them.