Snoory Sucks Shout Out During Open Lines

[Frys Girl]

Drunk dialing Snoory. Imagine that!

[Loui Zoot]

Ah, Ian is filling in for George, he's better about letting websites slide past on the air.

[MV/Liberace!]

hey pirate... send me a .iso of your prank call CD and i'll host the audio and embed a player here so people can hear it.

you did say all the calls are you, right?

[Frys Girl]

Ah, Ian is filling in for George, he's better about letting websites slide past on the air.

Ian also said that George's night off was "well-deserved". I think he means for the audience..... we deserve a night off from Snoory McNoor.

Also, Thursday night George was saying that he was only taking a day off because it was "use it or lose it" days of vacation. Who says that on the air?! The man is not a professional, clearly.

[Frys Girl]

Of course some embarrassing story like being molested by ghosts, anal probed by aliens, abducted by reptilians, and being stalked by the illuminati hitmen are all good topics.

That's even given me an excellent idea for my next generator page, if I were in a better mindset at the moment I'd go ahead and build it, and call it, The George Noory: Open Lines - Call Topic - Generator

Illuminati hitmen. Lol. George I'm stuck in the Da Vinci code! Call Jordan Maxwell..... although Maxwell would probably boycott my plight because he didn't get credit for the D-code.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

hey pirate... send me a .iso of your prank call CD and i'll host the audio and embed a player here so people can hear it.

you did say all the calls are you, right?

I'd say about 2/3rds of them are me. We have a 30-something track CD called "The Phone Junkies" where me and two friends called various places when I was just starting high school. There were about 60-something calls, but my friend only ripped about half from the original audio cassette...(which sucks, because two of my favorite calls weren't transferred.)

I suppose I could upload an .iso, or just maybe a RAR archive or something. Whatever works best. I'll rip it in a bit. I'm still trying to find my cell phone from last night. lol.

[EvB]

Also, Thursday night George was saying that he was only taking a day off because it was "use it or lose it" days of vacation. Who says that on the air?! The man is not a professional, clearly.

That's pretty tacky.

[slipstream]

That's pretty tacky.

   Oh come now!!!  He is just being honest that he would rather take a night off than do open lines.

[Spikegirl]

Also, Thursday night George was saying that he was only taking a day off because it was "use it or lose it" days of vacation. Who says that on the air?! The man is not a professional, clearly.

The man is lowbrow and unprofessional. He is also classless. You're right, in all my years of listening to talk radio, I have never heard anyone discuss why they need to take time off, other than to say they are going on vacation and so and so will be filling in. I also have never heard anyone go on and on about their medical examinations and give us a play by play of the entire Dr's visit. Snoory is clueless as to how to act appropriately in a civilized society.

[Frys Girl]

If snoory was a drink, he'd be peach cooler. Gross tasting and containing an aftertaste that takes weeks to forget. I'm seriously haunted by some of the stupid stuff he says. He is a dope.

[Frys Girl]

The man is lowbrow and unprofessional. He is also classless. You're right, in all my years of listening to talk radio, I have never heard anyone discuss why they need to take time off, other than to say they are going on vacation and so and so will be filling in. I also have never heard anyone go on and on about their medical examinations and give us a play by play of the entire Dr's visit. Snoory is clueless as to how to act appropriately in a civilized society.

I honestly think it has to do with mounting insecurity. He knows people are very critical of him. He doesn't want the audience to suspect ANY sort of probation or suspension for stinking so much. He would rather tell us in his stupid way "use it or lose it" than simply say he will be back on Monday, enjoy Ian bla bla.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I also have never heard anyone go on and on about their medical examinations and give us a play by play of the entire Dr's visit.

But if George doesn't TELL me, how will I KNOW how it FELT when the doctor grabbed his PROSTATE?! 

[MV/Liberace!]

rather than ask george about that, you should ask the doctor.  after all, he is prodding about the world's most famous prostate.  i wonder what it's like to have your index finger so close to such greatness.

[11angeleyes11]

rather than ask george about that, you should ask the doctor.  after all, he is prodding about the world's most famous prostate.  i wonder what it's like to have your index finger so close to such greatness.

As the ruler of the thread, you should know.  You should have your hands blessed for handling such greatness.  The index finger that finds the prostrate should be cast in gold.  Just don't let Lear Financial/Capital have it!

[EvB]

  Just don't let Lear Financial/Capital have it!

HAHA!

[Frys Girl]

Yea. It'll really disrupt the markets, maybe to the point of collapse.

[Dixie Butcher]

A word to the wise...George has his manservant Tommy ...

....The Devil's Cabana Boy...

[Dixie Butcher]

That's because by screening, he is just asking for punks like me to call. He is obviously threatened, whereas Art wasn't. He had confidence in his bs meter. Snoory meanwhile, breaks the bs meters.

Last Friday, a lady called in with a story about her aunt farting really loudly in a hospital bathroom. She went on to explain how the entire ward heard it, and that the doctor questioned the farting. EKH. Seriously? That got through 3 screens?

What's more,  that EXACT SAME LADY WITH THE EXACT SAME STORY  had called in to George before.

[Dixie Butcher]

He rehearses? That makes it even worse...

Actually I'm drunk now so I'll figure something out tomorrow..brain area is numb. Less talky in public anyways. >.>

PUI!!  Posting Under the Influence.  Excellent...

speaking of drinking - the other night I heard The Snore-man,  Snorman Norman,  (hey !  that actually works ! ) say he didn't drink.

Bullshit!!

When he first started doing the show he said he didn't drink,  then he let slip that he did once.  Eventually he would concede to "a nice glass of wine with dinner..."  and once I heard him mentioning "having a bottle of wine"  while at home in LA.

And now he's back to "I don't drink."   Again, WTF?

[MV/Liberace!]

i find it highly annoying when someone categorically pronounces, "i don't drink."  i always think, "well, good for you!  we're all a bunch of alcoholics, but you've got your shit together.  it must be nice."  to say "i rarely drink" or "i don't like to drink" doesn't bother me at all.  it's just the implied superiority in "i don't drink" that tightens my jaw.

[Dixie Butcher]

The man is lowbrow and unprofessional. He is also classless. You're right, in all my years of listening to talk radio, I have never heard anyone discuss why they need to take time off, other than to say they are going on vacation and so and so will be filling in. I also have never heard anyone go on and on about their medical examinations and give us a play by play of the entire Dr's visit. Snoory is clueless as to how to act appropriately in a civilized society.

One of my theories about him is that he has Asberger's Syndrome.

[Dixie Butcher]

i find it highly annoying when someone categorically pronounces, "i don't drink."  i always think, "well, good for you!  we're all a bunch of alcoholics, but you've got your shit together.  it must be nice."  to say "i rarely drink" or "i don't like to drink" doesn't bother me at all.  it's just the implied superiority in "i don't drink" that tightens my jaw.

eek!  I'll have to watch that - thanks for pointing that out, Michael.  Cuz I'm with you - that bugs me, too - even though I rarely drink anymore, (and I mean super rarely) - I am very, very pro-drunk.   

Colin Quinn said the difference between drunks and alcoholics was that drunks didn't have to go to meetings.

[Dixie Butcher]

I honestly think it has to do with mounting insecurity. He knows people are very critical of him. He doesn't want the audience to suspect ANY sort of probation or suspension for stinking so much. He would rather tell us in his stupid way "use it or lose it" than simply say he will be back on Monday, enjoy Ian bla bla.

I think you're absolutely right.  He has ALWAYS made a big production about taking days off - as if he's depriving the audience of his glorious presence, and he apologizes for that - but I don't buy it.  He gets especially nervous about it when they have to get - oh dang -who is that guy with the super deep voice that they rarely have on?  He's really smart and really good,  and that scares Noory.  All this guys callers say things like,  "Man I wish you were here all the time !"  and "George doesn't do near as good as you do", etc - he must have his own personal screener !

[EvB]

One of my theories about him is that he has Asberger's Syndrome.

You know - that may not be far from wrong!  Mild case - since Aspie's tend to be anti social - but - yeah.

[Dixie Butcher]

You know - that may not be far from wrong!  Mild case - since Aspie's tend to be anti social - but - yeah.

But George most definitely is  anti-social,  in the sense that he absolutely cannot relate to other people - including family members - well.   He's totally egocentric and doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone but himself.

He might even qualify for a sociopath - I'm not sure.

[EvB]

But George most definitely is  anti-social,  in the sense that he absolutely cannot relate to other people - including family members - well.   He's totally egocentric and doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone but himself.

He might even qualify for a sociopath - I'm not sure.

You may be right - that tendency to stick to his own adgenda and not listen is VERY aspie!

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I just noticed MV's post count is at 666.

Sounds like an omen or some crazy shit.

[Spikegirl]

I think you're absolutely right.  He has ALWAYS made a big production about taking days off - as if he's depriving the audience of his glorious presence, and he apologizes for that - but I don't buy it.  He gets especially nervous about it when they have to get - oh dang -who is that guy with the super deep voice that they rarely have on?  He's really smart and really good,  and that scares Noory.  All this guys callers say things like,  "Man I wish you were here all the time !"  and "George doesn't do near as good as you do", etc - he must have his own personal screener !

Are you referring to JOHN WELLES, the hottie with the voice that makes all the girls swoon? I wish HE were on instead of the Snoron each night. He wouldn't even have to say anything intelligent. Just listening to that voice would be enough for me.

[EvB]

All this guys callers say things like,  "Man I wish you were here all the time !"  and "George doesn't do near as good as you do", etc - he must have his own personal screener !

Ian's callers say that from time to time. HE always goes into this self-deprecating number:  "Nooooo you don't - no no NO you don't - "  Then moves them on to what they have to say like lightening.

[Dixie Butcher]

THAT'S THE GUY!!!  Thank you, Spikegirl.  That woulda drove me nuts.  Yeah, his voice is something else - but he also has the intellect to back it up.  You know, a lot of people who aren't really even Noory fans still say that he has a great radio voice, but I don't think it's anything special at all.  And then Ian often trashes his own voice for radio, and I enjoy his voice and style - it's unique.  Whitley was like that, too.  He was kinda bitter that he got passed over, if I recall correctly,  and had said that The Powers That Be had basically told him that his voice wasn't gonna fly.  Why the hell not?  Premiere has loads of talent with screwy voices.  And Whitley's isn't even screwy.