Snoory Sucks Shout Out During Open Lines

[Frys Girl]

Does anyone dare to try? It's tough to get through what with the Christian Bigfoot devotees tying up the lines, but I'll send a hearty basket of Harry and Davids to whomever dares this magnificent act.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I have an entire CD of prank calls by yours truly. I would keep people going for up to 30 minutes sometimes. I'm down to try it, but I've never called a radio show before...other than to request a song, so I could tape it, anyways.

There should be a special area to discuss these things though. The walls have ears...and possibly a vile, crooked mustache.

[Spikegirl]

I have an entire CD of prank calls by yours truly. I would keep people going for up to 30 minutes sometimes. I'm down to try it, but I've never called a radio show before...other than to request a song, so I could tape it, anyways.

There should be a special area to discuss these things though. The walls have ears...and possibly a vile, crooked mustache.

A word to the wise...George has his manservant Tommy triple screen all on air calls. And you will need to kiss ass big time to get on air. You might not want to call in on a full stomach.

[Frys Girl]

I am totally down. I live in a great area (as in area code) that will match the story I've been thinking of. I have a great idea involving real G-men.

Like Pirate so wittily said, these walls have ears, so we can conspire through other avenues.

That cd would be awesome to hear. I love prank calls and I promise not to eat beforehand. LOL @ Spikegirl's warning.

[EvB]

A word to the wise...George has his manservant Tommy triple screen all on air calls. And you will need to kiss ass big time to get on air. You might not want to call in on a full stomach.

More - they have a 40 second delay - and it's doesn't take 40 seconds to say coastgab.com

[Frys Girl]

Spikegirl is right about the butt smacking that is required of these shout outs. Nighthawkzone caller recently did everything short of unbuckling last I remember.

[EvB]

Speaking of "NightHawk" -- has this been going on for a while, and i just noticed - or is the fact that the announcer (the one with a uber-basso voice) returns us to the show with "It's the NightHawk!" a new thing?

[Frys Girl]

Your ears do not fool you. I've heard that stupid recording as well. I also think it is followed by the call of an eagle or something. So cheesy..... so wrong..... so Snoory!

By the way, if we don't get Snoorysucks.com in, we should at least try to sneak SNOORY in between sentences.

[hiro_protagonist]

A word to the wise...George has his manservant Tommy triple screen all on air calls. And you will need to kiss ass big time to get on air. You might not want to call in on a full stomach.

i haven't bothered to call since art has been gone so i was unaware that callers are now screened before going on the air.  how long as this been going on?  i remember calling when art was hosting and the phone would ring until he picked it up and bam you were on the air. i kinda liked that about c2c back then. 

[Frys Girl]

We have nothing to fear but fear itself!

[EvB]

i haven't bothered to call since art has been gone so i was unaware that callers are now screened before going on the air.  how long as this been going on?  i remember calling when art was hosting and the phone would ring until he picked it up and bam you were on the air. i kinda liked that about c2c back then. 

It's a cool idea - but I'm not sure with the newer phone lines it would work.  have you noted you can't LET a phone ring and ring?  It will go to a busy-like signal after a while.

[Spikegirl]

i haven't bothered to call since art has been gone so i was unaware that callers are now screened before going on the air.  how long as this been going on?  i remember calling when art was hosting and the phone would ring until he picked it up and bam you were on the air. i kinda liked that about c2c back then. 

I post on another thread, and one of the regulars said that she got through and got screened 3 times before they let her on. Another poster at this thread said that he had also heard about the triple screening from other people.

[Frys Girl]

Practice makes perfect. I'm willing to do it. I'll be gentle..... I swear. I just have to practice not laughing in the middle. That was always my downfall when it came to prankish pursuits.

[Loui Zoot]

Noory's Patented Triple Gold Plated Dildo, aka TomTom

[EvB]

Practice makes perfect. I'm willing to do it. I'll be gentle..... I swear. I just have to practice not laughing in the middle. That was always my downfall when it came to prankish pursuits.

If you mange - I imagine we'll all pitch in to get YOU Harry & David!

[Frys Girl]

Moose Munch is my "go-to" FYI. I also accept George Snoory Merchandise!

[Frys Girl]

Assuming that Snoory and Tom aren't reading, I'll probably go on the air with the name Hannah......west of the Nile.

[Frys Girl]

Noory's Patented Triple Gold Plated Dildo, aka TomTom

If http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,350.msg2620.html#msg2620 that can get on the web site, a simple shout out to this fine site should be well within our reach.

[EvB]

If http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,350.msg2620.html#msg2620 that can get on the web site, a simple shout out to this fine site should be well within our reach.

Yeah - but - we are controlled - (haha) -  by  MV the Omnipotent - not Tom-Tom the Snoory's Son-of-a-Snore.

[Frys Girl]

I'm getting ideas for the call. It should involve some paranormal snoring.

[slipstream]

I post on another thread, and one of the regulars said that she got through and got screened 3 times before they let her on. Another poster at this thread said that he had also heard about the triple screening from other people.

    I guess they are mostly looking for loosers to get on the air.  Sometimes I am amazed how dumb some of the callers sound.  When Art did unscreened lines the callers sounded so much more intellegint. 

[Frys Girl]

That's because by screening, he is just asking for punks like me to call. He is obviously threatened, whereas Art wasn't. He had confidence in his bs meter. Snoory meanwhile, breaks the bs meters.

Last Friday, a lady called in with a story about her aunt farting really loudly in a hospital bathroom. She went on to explain how the entire ward heard it, and that the doctor questioned the farting. EKH. Seriously? That got through 3 screens?

[Loui Zoot]

Just say you hear voices coming out of your fan, and they are telling you to kill yourself. You were so depressed that you were going to drive your vehicle into oncoming traffic on the freeway, but it was a Sunday morning, and an angel appeared from a port hole (yes, port hole) and told you not to because if you did you would kill a bus full of foster kids and nuns, on their way to church camp, where new clothes and school supplies were going to be passed out. Remember to include as many technical, and factual errors to your story as you can. Plus include a dash of crazy, and mention Jesus and angels as much as possible.

[Frys Girl]

Just say you hear voices coming out of your fan, and they are telling you to kill yourself. You were so depressed that you were going to drive your vehicle into oncoming traffic on the freeway, but it was a Sunday morning, and an angel appeared from a port hole (yes, port hole) and told you not to because if you did you would kill a bus full of foster kids and nuns, on their way to church camp, where new clothes and school supplies were going to be passed out. Remember to include as many technical, and factual errors to your story as you can. Plus include a dash of crazy, and mention Jesus and angels as much as possible.

I was thinking of saying I have cancer. "George, I've heard that you have the cure for Throat cancer. Can you help me with my ear cancer?"

[Spikegirl]

I was thinking of saying I have cancer. "George, I've heard that you have the cure for Throat cancer. Can you help me with my ear cancer?"

...that you gave me by making my ears bleed so much each night listening to your show.

[Loui Zoot]

Of course some embarrassing story like being molested by ghosts, anal probed by aliens, abducted by reptilians, and being stalked by the illuminati hitmen are all good topics.

That's even given me an excellent idea for my next generator page, if I were in a better mindset at the moment I'd go ahead and build it, and call it, The George Noory: Open Lines - Call Topic - Generator

[Frys Girl]

Brilliant idea. Honestly, this is getting fun. Snoory should be feeling honored.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I want to call blasted drunk and do my hillbilly abductee impression.

[Frys Girl]

Pirate: it's time we start taking a page out of Snoory's playbook. Rehearsing! Start ASAP.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

He rehearses? That makes it even worse...

Actually I'm drunk now so I'll figure something out tomorrow..brain area is numb. Less talky in public anyways. >.>