Dave Schrader

[Taco Bell]

Or it sounds like a modern take on the Aryan Myth where Atlantis is turned the home of a white super-race that built the pyramids and other megastructures in Africa, Asia, and The Americas.

No Rods?

[Juan Cena]

No Rods?

Did Rods build the Spinx?

[lurkernerge]

No Rods?

that's racist

[albrecht]

Love everything about New Orleans.  Just finished my fifth visit in 10 years.  It does have a pull.  What a pleasure to hear this guest; scary stories a plus.

I hope you got the usual treatment at some point. I always laugh when Norry tells that he got the scam, but he tells it is such an unusual way. He is not a story-teller. But the old, but funny, trick of the black kid saying "I'll bet you I know where you got your boots?" to the drunk or just tourist. Some more flim-flam and the mark's buddies encouraging the mark for the joke, and "bet" made. And answer from the street-entrepreneur is "Bourbon Street" "Canal Street" "Jackson Square" or whereever you happen to be standing. It is, actually, funny, to see it work well.

[albrecht]

Or it sounds like a modern take on the Aryan Myth where Atlantis is turned the home of a white super-race that built the pyramids and other megastructures in Africa, Asia, and The Americas.

It is not?  My theory is that the non-whites were so super advanced that they build everything and had crime-free, work-free, paradise societies where art, music, science, and ecology was perfected and the aliens dropped off some white folks and said, reverse this! Because, obviously, the history, even current situation in non-white areas and countries show how succesful and advanced they are; free of crime, corruption, genocide, disease, and paragons of infrastructure and uncorruptable political systems. I think the Annuaki had Mugabe, Rwanda, or even Mexico as their model. 
ps: I love your calls. Call in. It is racist.

[zeebo]

Love everything about New Orleans.  Just finished my fifth visit in 10 years.  It does have a pull.  What a pleasure to hear this guest; scary stories a plus.

The guest is a kick.  Bring on the banshees.

[Étouffée]

I hope you got the usual treatment at some point. I always laugh when Norry tells that he got the scam, but he tells it is such an unusual way. He is not a story-teller. But the old, but funny, trick of the black kid saying "I'll bet you I know where you got your boots?" to the drunk or just tourist. Some more flim-flam and the mark's buddies encouraging the mark for the joke, and "bet" made. And answer from the street-entrepreneur is "Bourbon Street" "Canal Street" "Jackson Square" or whereever you happen to be standing. It is, actually, funny, to see it work well.

Ha, I forgot Noory's story until your reminder.  Happy to say It never happened to me.  Let's face it, Noory seems to attract stupid trouble!

[ShayP]

Just tuned in a bit ago.  What I love already is the honesty of the guest saying someone is eating a Big Mac while driving and steering with his knee.     Because...ya know...real talk. 

[Taco Bell]

I am hungry for a burger now.

Guess I will have to settle for pizza rolls.

[ShayP]

I am hungry for a burger now.

I want Taco Bell.    ....Not you!

[Taco Bell]

I want Taco Bell.    ....Not you!

But I'm beefy and cheesy

[ShayP]

I am hungry for a burger now.

Guess I will have to settle for pizza rolls.

...a quarter pounder would be good.  Doubt my stomach could handle it. 

[ShayP]

But I'm beefy and cheesy

Me too.    Ehhh....it's just best we keep things as they are. 

[Taco Bell]

...a quarter pounder would be good.  Doubt my stomach could handle it. 

There's a 24 hour MC Donald's less than a mile from my house...so tempting.

[ShayP]

There's a 24 hour MC Donald's less than a mile from my house...so tempting.

Less than a mile?    That is tempting.  I have a 24/7 McDonalds and a Taco Bell exactly 2 miles from me.  Too lazy to drive.  Still waiting on Taco Bell delivery. 

[Taco Bell]

When he mentions his producer Juan, I imagine it being BellGab Juan.

[zeebo]

....  Still waiting on Taco Bell delivery. 

I need a quesarito drone-drop.

[ShayP]

I need a quesarito drone-drop.

That's the only time I'd approve the use of drones for delivery.  I want 5 quesaritos.

[Taco Bell]

Forgot how many ads are in the program.

[Étouffée]

The guest earlier referred to "drinking a couple of Hand Grenades on Bourbon Street".  Here's what one looks like.  They will knock you out, even if the Vampires and Haints don't!

[21st Century Man]

How's it going everybody?  Just got back from a ghost tour and a dinner at IHOP.

[ShayP]

How's it going everybody?  Just got back from a ghost tour and a dinner at IHOP.

Good!  How are you?  Dinner at IHOP...hmmmmm.  Had breakfast there many times.  Colorado Omelet is my thing.    No pancakes...sub Swedish Crepes.

[ShayP]

Hey 21st (etc.)  ....are you recovered from your birthday?   

[21st Century Man]

Hey 21st (etc.)  ....are you recovered from your birthday?   

LOL.  Hi Shay!  Man, I had a hell of a hangover yesterday.  I calculated that I drank about 96 ounces worth of margaritas on Cinco de Mayo.  We ate at Texas Roadhouse last night before we went to see Captain America and they have delicious margaritas but I had to abstain which sucks.  We may go out tomorrow to have dinner at a Mexican restaurant and I might indulge then but not like I did on Cinco de Mayo.  

[21st Century Man]

Good!  How are you?  Dinner at IHOP...hmmmmm.  Had breakfast there many times.  Colorado Omelet is my thing.    No pancakes...sub Swedish Crepes.

I had steak and eggs with a side of flapjacks.

[ShayP]

I had steak and eggs with a side of flapjacks.

Eggs are great anytime.  I eat eggs at home more for dinner than I do for breakfast. 

[ShayP]

LOL.  Hi Shay!  Man, I had a hell of a hangover yesterday.  I calculated that I drank about 96 ounces worth of margaritas on Cinco de Mayo.  We ate at Texas Roadhouse last night before we went to see Captain America and they have delicious margaritas but I had to abstain which sucks.  We may go out tomorrow to have dinner at a Mexican restaurant and I might indulge then but not like I did on Cinco de Mayo.  

LOL!  Well, it seems you had a good time.  Speaking of Mexican Restaurants (cuisine in general), I had a powerful lust for tamales today.

[zeebo]

The guest earlier referred to "drinking a couple of Hand Grenades on Bourbon Street".  Here's what one looks like.  They will knock you out, even if the Vampires and Haints don't!

Nice.  I was curious about that.  Suspect they can be blamed for some 'missing time' events.

[zeebo]

I had steak and eggs with a side of flapjacks.

Sounds awesome.  That's usually how I solve the savory vs. sweet breakfast conundrum.

[Étouffée]

Nice.  I was curious about that.  Suspect they can be blamed for some 'missing time' events.

Well, for some of them at least, I gay-run-tee it!