Suggested title for Snoorge Snoory autobiography ...

Falkie2013 · March 05, 2013, 04:06:11 PM

I don't know if Snoory has written an autobiography yet, but I was re-reading the Art of Talk and thought what could we could come up with for a title for HIS autobiography. I'm sure no one would pay Snoory $ 9 million for the rights to HIS radio show like they did Art.

Here goes :

The Art of Suck
The Suckening
Pizza Rolls I Have Known and Hated and more stories to bore you senseless
The Snoorce
Sucking to the Dead

And of course, when he'd finished, he'd still suck.

ShayP · March 05, 2013, 04:12:56 PM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 05, 2013, 04:06:11 PM

The Suckening

Baaahahahahahaha! LMAO!

ShayP · March 05, 2013, 04:15:27 PM

George Noory: Worker of the Suck {journey into the world of douche-nozzles and other tid-bits of the lame}

stlcoastfan1985 · March 05, 2013, 04:40:34 PM

"The Art of Crap."
"How to Be an All Around Douchebag, While Still Holding a Larger Audience Than Any Other Show On Radio."

I'll come back with more when I have more time to think of them, but I just wanted to throw those two out there.

"We don't have much depth." -Art Bell

Juan · March 05, 2013, 04:45:52 PM

I'm Jorch Noory And The Haters Say I Suck

analog kid · March 05, 2013, 05:39:02 PM

The Sickening.

(I don't normally like to do personal attacks on the interwebs but I couldn't help myself)

Quote from: ShayP on March 05, 2013, 04:12:56 PM
The Suckening

Baaahahahahahaha! LMAO!

Okay, Falkie beat me to it and was much better at it.

PB the Deplorable · March 05, 2013, 05:47:31 PM

"If you had a baby, then you kicked it, beat it, and yelled at it, would be a mean baby? - The Investigative Years", by George Noory

PortlandDangler · March 05, 2013, 05:52:31 PM

"Can I borrow a portal?" The George Noory Story

Canned Heat · March 06, 2013, 12:23:48 AM

How Art Bell Saved My Miserable Life

thefamilyghost · March 06, 2013, 12:32:44 AM

Quote from: Paper*Boy on March 05, 2013, 05:47:31 PM
"If you had a baby, then you kicked it, beat it, and yelled at it, would be a mean baby? - The Investigative Years", by George Noory

I didn't think anything could make me 'lol' tonight...then I saw this.

/thread

Usagi · March 06, 2013, 12:34:57 AM

Quote from: thefamilyghost on March 06, 2013, 12:32:44 AM

I didn't think anything could make me 'lol' tonight...then I saw this.

/thread

Agreed. I hurt now.

PB the Deplorable · March 06, 2013, 04:12:50 AM

Mom Is My Co-Pilot

Tinfoil Hat · March 06, 2013, 04:24:11 AM

Full Disclosure - the Truth about Turmeric

Advanced Radio Diction

Broadcasting for Dummies

I'm Not Art Bell!

How to Succeed in Radio Without Really Trying

Canned Heat · March 06, 2013, 02:29:38 PM

"A Man of Few Words but They Still Picked Me"
-"There are no coincidences." George Noory

HorrorRetro · March 06, 2013, 03:36:38 PM

Quote from: Paper*Boy on March 05, 2013, 05:47:31 PM
"If you had a baby, then you kicked it, beat it, and yelled at it, would be a mean baby? - The Investigative Years", by George Noory

I think the "mean baby" Nooryism is my favorite by far.

Canned Heat · March 06, 2013, 04:32:22 PM

"I Suck"

simple and to the major point

Treading Water · March 06, 2013, 04:53:21 PM

I can't make up my mind between, The Suckening or the mean baby.

McPhallus · March 06, 2013, 05:03:42 PM

How to Succeed
From dumb luck and the work of others