Fort Rock and Elflord army of good.

[Elflord]

I started this tread about Fort Rock's army of good. His army is helping to bring Mr Art Bell back to the air. I know that a lot of replys are in art bells quits tread so I started a new one here. So lets help Fort Rock in this tread because he is a COOL Dude.

[MV/Liberace!]

...because he is a COOL Dude.

go back, read his post history, and reevaluate.

[The General]

I started this tread about Fort Rock's army of good.

The word thread has an 'h' in it.

His army is helping to bring Mr Art Bell back to the air.

There is no army, it's just him.

I know that a lot of replys are in art bells quits tread so I started a new one here.

There's an 'h' in the word thread godammit.

So lets help Fort Rock in this tread because he is a COOL Dude.

I know your 'h' key works, you use it occasionally.  Try using it in the word thread.

And Fort Rock is not a cool dude, he might be the most uncool dude on the whole world wide web- and that is really saying something, my friend.  Art Bell may or may not return, and it will have absolutely nothing to do with Fort Rock and his imaginary army.  He's delusional.  He is completely delusional, but we keep him around because he is good for a laugh.

[Elflord]

The word thread has an 'h' in it.There is no army, it's just him.There's an 'h' in the word thread godammit.I know your 'h' key works, you use it occasionally.  Try using it in the word thread.

And Fort Rock is not a cool dude, he might be the most uncool dude on the whole world wide web- and that is really saying something, my friend.  Art Bell may or may not return, and it will have absolutely nothing to do with Fort Rock and his imaginary army.  He's delusional.  He is completely delusional, but we keep him around because he is good for a laugh.

I'm sorry general I guess i missed hitting the "H" key.

go back, read his post history, and reevaluate.

MV Fort Rock is cool in a tongue in check way. I guess the joke did not go a well in text form. I am sorry.

[The General]

Tongue in check, that's a good one.

Is Czech your native tongue?

[Elflord]

Tongue in check, that's a good one.

Is Czech your native tongue?

Czech is not my native tongue.   Just remember I am an Elf. lol. I do talk better then I type. I should call into MV show and then you will understand.

[The General]

That's a good idea, you should.

[HAL 9000]

Just remember I am an Elf.

I'm just amazed you managed to find the Show others my online status checkbox.

[Eddie Coyle]

That's a good idea, you should.

I expect a voice that was last heard singing "Ob Li Di, Ob La Da"...and not Paul McCartney's.

[morphiaflow]

My Pacoima source has leaked to me this top secret meeting between Elflord and Fort Rock. Watch at your own peril and only if you can handle THE TRUTH.


Talking Twin Babies - PART 2 - OFFICIAL VIDEO

[Mr. Hanky]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!  Comparing the babies to Elflord and Fort Rock is actually demeaning to the babies.

[MV/Liberace!]

Czech is not my native tongue.   Just remember I am an Elf. lol. I do talk better then I type. I should call into MV show and then you will understand.

Why not.  Call in.

[HAL 9000]

My Pacoima source has leaked to me this top secret meeting between Elflord and Fort Rock. Watch at your own peril and only if you can handle THE TRUTH.


Talking Twin Babies - PART 2 - OFFICIAL VIDEO

Clearly, you missed this Fort Rock episode from 2011:


Fort Rock & "Portland Connection" Rare Archival Footage

[morphiaflow]

Damn. I hate when my source doesn't even tell ME the whole truth.

[General Johnson Jameson]

There is no army, it's just him.

Pardon me General, but ElfLord, mudking and I were inducted into the Scorpion Army last week.

[Elflord]

Damn. I hate when my source doesn't even tell ME the whole truth.

Don't hate your self Morphiaflow, your only human. Just relax and have fun. Life is just too short to be hating.

[Elflord]

Have a safe weekend

Second note, For the one who think that Fort Rock and I are the same person. We are not the same person. when great minds think alike you will get a fellow coastgabber.

Last note, it is almost the weekend so I hope that everyone has a safe weekend and please enjoy some pizza rolls. You know George Noory will not be enjoying some.

Btw great video of George noory and the pizza roll story on youtube.

[ItsOver]

Pardon me General, but ElfLord, mudking and I were inducted into the Scorpion Army last week.

Coming soon...The Mother of All Battles. 

[General Johnson Jameson]

Coming soon...The Mother of All Battles. 

What we need here is for Fort Rock to give us some more inside information. How much confidence he has as leader of Art Bell's army, in this information regarding Art's return and the cryptic date coming up.

[The General]

Pardon me General, but ElfLord, mudking and I were inducted into the Scorpion Army last week.

I hope you guys have plenty of
Goblin Juice.

[Sardondi]

I hope you guys have plenty of Goblin Juice.

"Fort Rock's mom said she has plenty made for our D&D marathon this weekend. Plus s'mores. Awesome!"

[ItsOver]

We'll be there.....fer shure!!!

[morphiaflow]

"Fort Rock's mom said she has plenty made for our D&D marathon this weekend. Plus s'mores. Awesome!"

Just don't forget the Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

[lonevoice]

[General Johnson Jameson]

I hope you guys have plenty of
Goblin Juice.

I hope the supply Sergeant has some in inventory. Things could get a little crazy.

[Elflord]

"Fort Rock's mom said she has plenty made for our D&D marathon this weekend. Plus s'mores. Awesome!"

OK folks, D&D is for kids and for losers like George Noory. So  I think that Fort Rock will not be playing D&D, and I will not be playing it too.

[BobGrau]

I've always felt that the people who play as the "gamemaster" in roleplaying games should be on some sort of watch list. At least, the ones who do it well.

[The General]

OK folks, D&D is for kids and for losers like George Noory. So  I think that Fort Rock will not be playing D&D, and I will not be playing it too.

Are you sure?  There's elves, you know.

[Elflord]

Are you sure?  There's elves, you know.

ok general i like the lord of the rings NOT D&D.

[Eddie Coyle]

i like the lord of the rings NOT D&D.

Hmm...I think both fit.