In Memoriam-Pizza Roll-Nov.27, 2012

coaster · November 30, 2012, 03:00:47 PM

Not trying to defend the boob, but I think we have all at one time bit into something that came out of the microwave lava hot. The microwave could be improved.

Nucky Nolan · November 30, 2012, 03:51:21 PM

Quote from: coaster on November 30, 2012, 03:00:47 PM
Not trying to defend the boob, but I think we have all at one time bit into something that came out of the microwave lava hot. The microwave could be improved.

I did it a few times when I was an impatient kid. I ate my pizza rolls right after the timer buzzed, and I burned the roof of my mouth more than a few times. There were times when the zapped treats tore off a tiny piece of said roof, but it was no big deal. I had martial arts training, and I was able to subdue and restrain violent pizza rolls. Noory was a helpless victim.

ItsOver · December 01, 2012, 06:39:01 PM

Quote from: George49 on November 30, 2012, 05:48:54 AM
He took one for us..never underestimate the power of a pizza roll.

Next year on November 27, 2013 we should have it declared Pizza roll remembrance day.

We can never forget..

November 27, 2013, a date which will live in infamy for all pizza rolls. Pizza roll.... we salute you!

Ipokesmot · December 02, 2012, 10:00:34 PM

Oh man this is too funny.

I'd pay to see a vid of that. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

thefamilyghost · December 02, 2012, 10:23:03 PM

Quote from: coaster on November 30, 2012, 03:00:47 PM
Not trying to defend the boob, but I think we have all at one time bit into something that came out of the microwave lava hot. The microwave could be improved.

It's kind of funny though that GN doesn't begin eating his freshly microwaved pizza rolls with a little test bite...he just pops the whole thing in and chomps down

Surmo · December 04, 2012, 07:54:09 AM

Last night when I was shopping for groceries, for the first time ever I bought some pizza rolls. And the next time I listen to Coast (it might be awhile, so I stuck them in the freezer), I will consume a few in honor of "The Incident." God bless those original rolls!

ItsOver · December 04, 2012, 08:34:27 AM

Bless you! The pizza roll gave all for us. Honor it! Enjoy that hot, molten goodness!

b_dubb · December 04, 2012, 09:29:32 AM

Pillsbury paid $180 million for Jenos Pizza Rolls back in the 80's. insane

Flash Gordon · December 04, 2012, 03:39:38 PM

Noory said that the Doctor told him if he had swallowed said pizza roll Noory would've been a "goner" and he was glad he spit it out...

So now we know:

Noory Spits, he never swallows.

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