Sex War!!

[onan]

My mama always said "don't sleep with anyone that has more problems than you do." Words to live by, words to live by.

[PB the Deplorable]

Whoever is the sickest controls the relationship

[Yorkshire pud]

Whoever is the sickest controls the relationship

Boy, you've been dealt a crap hand if you think that's universal.

[Sardondi]

My mama always said "don't sleep with anyone that has more problems than you do." Words to live by, words to live by.

Wow. That's sort of a sicker, "Don't study with anyone who knows less than you do."   

[onan]

Wow. That's sort of a sicker, "Don't study with anyone who knows less than you do."

I guess it is all in the translation, my friend.

[stevesh]

My mama always said "don't sleep with anyone that has more problems than you do." Words to live by, words to live by.

I've always heard that as one of the Three Great Rules of Life:

Never eat at a restaurant called 'Mom's'.

Never play cards with a man named 'Doc'.

Never, never lie down with anyone who's more fucked up than you are.