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Jorch's Eye Pad.

Started by elbee, September 15, 2012, 12:49:13 AM

Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?

paperboy is our leader
36 (17.6%)
hi I am jorchnoory
36 (17.6%)
would it be a mean baby?
46 (22.5%)
That'll make you want to think...
26 (12.7%)
I feel sorry for the haters. I fell in a puddle. I was in the navy!
53 (26%)
Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?
7 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 202

popple

LOL! Please do one on Jorch attempting to perform the heimlich

lonevoice

Huzzah!  Hosanna!  As the poll says, paper*boy is our leader.  Tommy in a little checked apron and chef's hat, the black smoke billowing from the fry pan.   Love!

ItsOver

Hahahaha....another book "by Jorch" he'll never read. 




lonevoice

The interior cave panels are among my favorites.  I love the bats, but mostly I love the way the black always frames the panel and surrounds the pencil.  So clever!

Harmness

I love this thread.  Thanks PB.




999

The trajectory of that chicken leg - LMAO

CampsieNP

"George--since the radio show sucks..."      Thank yew!

These are so perfect, so funny. Can't wait for the next one.
When I see Paper Boy as the last post under Jorch's Eye Pad I can't get in here fast enough. Thank yew!


ItsOver

P*B's got the Jorch "vibe" down perfectly.  It's good to come here for some laughs rather than crying about the current pitiful state of C2C.


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: CampsieNP on June 29, 2013, 09:23:26 AM
"George--since the radio show sucks..."      Thank yew!

haaaahaha, yeah, that got me too.
if you are a coastgab poster (or lurker) and you don't read this thread regularly, you're missing out on one of the best things about this forum.

Immy

Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 29, 2013, 11:57:58 PM
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Hahahahaha!

A perfect example of why these are so great. It's Jorch's comic cluelessness coupled with an actual show reference. What an oasis of hilarity Paperboy has created for those of us who suffer thru hour upon hour of Nooryitis.



popple

HAHA! Jorch should swap brains with his bird.

b_dubb

this thread is more therapeutic than the rest of the Internet. combined.

ItsOver

Quote from: popple on July 03, 2013, 11:18:28 AM
HAHA! Jorch should swap brains with his bird.


He could become a bird brain and still be smarter than he is now.

Quote from: b_dubb on July 03, 2013, 11:23:00 AM
this thread is more therapeutic than the rest of the Internet. combined.

^^^^^Can't add a thing.^^^^^

NoMoreNoory

It is currently one of my favourite moments when I think, 'I haven't visited Jorch's Eye Pad for a while'.
Just brilliant PB. Thank you. I love the pet birds.
You know this has to be a book eventually. Eye Pad cartoons on one page: Selected Nooryisms on the facing page.



NowhereInTime

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 11, 2013, 02:01:11 AM
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God help me I saw this at work and pissed myself a little!!  The bats are the best!  Jorch in his stench cave!  Brilliant!!!!

I can't believe there have been 200 of these.  Ever since about the 10th one I've thought there were at most just a few more out there.  Yet George never fails to amaze


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lonevoice

Uv course it'sh thuh feathur!   I shouldn't read Jorch's Eye Pad while drinking coffee.

Congratulations on your 200th, Paper*Boy.  You're the best.  I want a Jorch's Eye Pad book for Christmas this year. 

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