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Richard C. Hoagland

Started by Richard C. Hoagland, July 20, 2008, 07:01:42 PM

11angeleyes11

Color coordination is very important to me.  Did he mention the decor, and if he did was the primary focal point green, or were the aparment or condos, reasonable minds will differ, done in earth tones? 

Look for the new tabletop decorating manual "Spirited and Curious Mars Inspired Condo and Apartment Dwelling Decorating with Special Layout and Decorating Tips from Richard and Mike."
To be released on Amazon on December 21. 2012.  They are already booked for their press campaign on Beyond Belief.

stevesh

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on November 17, 2012, 09:54:38 AM
Color coordination is very important to me.  Did he mention the decor, and if he did was the primary focal point green, or were the aparment or condos, reasonable minds will differ, done in earth tones? 

Look for the new tabletop decorating manual "Spirited and Curious Mars Inspired Condo and Apartment Dwelling Decorating with Special Layout and Decorating Tips from Richard and Mike."
To be released on Amazon on December 21. 2012.  They are already booked for their press campaign on Beyond Belief.

Come to think of it, he described them as "flat, modern, almost Frank LLoyd Wright-like" as if built in the Mojave desert.

Hoagie was also his usual excited self about the fact that Curiosity's instrumentation had measured Mars' atmosphere and found 1.9% nitrogen, as opposed to 2.7% when measured by Viking in 1976. More accurate instruments, sez me, but RCH says it must be the result of liquid water causing nitrogen to be fixed in the soil for the use of organisms, as here on Earth.

I guess I'll go with 100% delusional.

HorrorRetro

Quote from: ChewMouse on November 17, 2012, 09:34:38 AM
I don't know for sure, but it sounds kind of like a ghetto. Clearly the previous inhabitants burned it up and left it a total mess.

So it's kind of like the Pruittâ€"Igoe or Cabrini-Green projects on Mars. 

b_dubb

rch is either batshit crazy or a straight up con man.  my guess is he's both

stevesh

I was looking at the website for Hoagie's December cruise, and noticed one of the speakers will be Sean David Morton, now billed as 'Sean David', though his bio includes his last name. It's a bitch when your fraudulent and criminal activities damage your brand so badly that you have to change your name. Why are organizers still booking this loser ?

Another speaker on the cruise will be 'Heaven'. Here's the start of her bio:

Planetary Priestess of the Divine Feminine, Acclaimed Sacred Dancer, Spiritual Teacher, Ceremonial Activator, Chi Gong Dance Alchemist, Creatress of SPIRITDANCING„¢, HEAVEN offers tools to ignite Pure Presence and Full Spectrum Ecstatic Embodiment.  Her teaching empowers us to integrate the Primal, Human, Divine, Feminine, Masculine, Shadow & Light and to activate the Codes of Light, Love & Unity. The time is NOW to fully embody the coherence of Mind intelligence, Body intelligence and Heart intelligence.

Anybody have any idea WTF that means ? I think I want to be a Chi Gong Dance Alchemist.

BTW, after you've paid anywhere from $1099 to $2748 (not including tips for drivers and shamanic ceremonies (no shit)) to join the cruise, you can spend another$189 to join Hoagland's Away Team to watch him divine something-or-other with his thirty-year-old Accutron watch.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: HorrorRetro on November 17, 2012, 12:04:59 PM
Cabrini-Green projects on Mars.

         If I had the slightest bit of photoshop ability, I'd have the Evans family, from Florida to JJ on martian landscape.

            And Martians moving to Pluto...

Mulvaney

Quote from: stevesh on November 17, 2012, 04:14:51 PM
I was looking at the website for Hoagie's December cruise. . . . .

Yes, interesting company to be sure.   I am certain Richard will enjoy Heaven's blessing ceremony that will send "love, caring, appreciation and gratitude into [gaia's] soil, weaving our feelings, prayers and intentions into the Web of Energy that connect us all in the Divine Matrix and sending it out to Bless all of Creation and finally elevating our prayers to the Hunab K'u in the Galactic Center."

But with Sean David - America's favorite psychic fraud; an alleged Mayan elder (Hunbatz Men, otherwise known as Carlos Mena Toto) who will lead "an initiation ceremony;" the opportunity to learn about three days of darkness coming next year (will photons from the Peliades interfere with torsion physics?); and mediation with the ascended master Babaji who assures us that this is more than a cruise - Hoagland should feel right at home.

I can only imagine what a real shaman in a poor Mayan village would think about this particular combination of new age pseudo-Mayan Hindu pseudo-science.

ziznak

wow I had to hear it for myself but all of the jokes you guys made that I thought were just you guys being funny were pretty much actual words taken from his mouth. 

"Frank Lloyd Wright" lol

Sardondi

Just so long as Hoaxland and/or his partners in fraud finally, at long last, assert something with enough specificity that we know what to look for and when to look for it. So we can, you know, be ready...to dance his blood when it doesn't happen. I'm sorry, I must be one of those miserable, negative people who will miss out on all the blessings Gaia is supposed to be about to piss pour over her faithful.

expat

Quote from: stevesh on November 17, 2012, 04:14:51 PM
BTW, after you've paid anywhere from $1099 to $2748 (not including tips for drivers and shamanic ceremonies (no shit)) to join the cruise, you can spend another$189 to join Hoagland's Away Team to watch him divine something-or-other with his thirty-year-old Accutron watch.
That graphic of the Inaccutron at Tikal is the best yet. WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT CTHULU does he think it indicates?



To me it says "this watch urgently needs repair. Better still, replacement with something that can keep time."

Harmness

Quote from: stevesh on November 17, 2012, 04:14:51 PM

Another speaker on the cruise will be 'Heaven'. Here's the start of her bio:

Planetary Priestess of the Divine Feminine, Acclaimed Sacred Dancer, Spiritual Teacher, Ceremonial Activator, Chi Gong Dance Alchemist, Creatress of SPIRITDANCING„¢, HEAVEN offers tools to ignite Pure Presence and Full Spectrum Ecstatic Embodiment.  Her teaching empowers us to integrate the Primal, Human, Divine, Feminine, Masculine, Shadow & Light and to activate the Codes of Light, Love & Unity. The time is NOW to fully embody the coherence of Mind intelligence, Body intelligence and Heart intelligence.

Anybody have any idea WTF that means ?



It means she gives mediocre handjobs on a massage table for a living.

Sardondi

Universal cohesiveness, inherent actualization, spirituality forward solarity, soul mesh totalization -

Hey! I can do it too!


RedMichael

Hoagland would be even more entertaining if he shook his sidekick from his coattails.


HeinzTobler

I have never been on Hoaxland's site but from the quoting I see I believe this is the craziest shit I have ever heard of in my life.  Why was I born with scruples lord?? It would have been so much easier to sell adults bad cartoon lifestyles than to work for a living.


Morgus

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on November 24, 2012, 01:45:09 PM

who's the broad? A Cydonia groupie? LMH?
That looks like Richard Hoagland's longtime significant other, Dr. Robin Falkov, herself a regular c2c guest over the years.
Dr. Falkov reportedly saved Hoagland's life over 10 years ago after a mysterious heart attack and they have been together ever since.


Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Morgus on November 24, 2012, 03:08:27 PM
That looks like Richard Hoagland's longtime significant other, Dr. Robin Falkov



That looks like an ad for Viagra. I meant that as a compliment BTW.

Mulvaney

I have to love Mr. Hoagland's guest appearance in the Cassidy/Ryan video Shadow Operations: The Mars Project.    The usual Hoagland material on the face of Mars, pyramids, NASA conspiracy, and black ops Mars programs presented in a format that makes Hoagland seem like he is the most sane character of the entire production.    The search for insider information apparently knows no bounds.


Shadow Operations: The Mars Project Part-1

Mulvaney

First there were reports that NASA found "something for the history books" on Mars.   Then it turned out that that the reporter had misunderstood the comment and that no major announcements were forthcoming.   So how come Richard has not been on Coast to explain that this is new evidence of a NASA conspiracy and coverup?   Or did I just miss it.

Perhaps the person who announced that Curiosity found plastic beads on Mars preempted the field. http://nasaupdatecenter.us/press.html

ShayP

I wonder how JBW and douche nozzle Richard will interact tonight.  I believe this is the first time JBW has interviewed him.

astroguy

Quote from: ShayP on November 30, 2012, 02:20:38 PM
I wonder how JBW and douche nozzle Richard will interact tonight.  I believe this is the first time JBW has interviewed him.
Tomorrow night, Dec. 1.


Juan

Plenty of fun tonight as Hoagland reveals what's really behind the NASA leak, the coverup, of the exciting discovery by the rover on Mars.  I'm still hoping for oil.

astroguy

Quote from: UFO Fill on December 01, 2012, 02:21:51 PM
Plenty of fun tonight as Hoagland reveals what's really behind the NASA leak, the coverup, of the exciting discovery by the rover on Mars.  I'm still hoping for oil.
I told my future graduate advisor back in 2005 when he was having grant trouble that he needed to just put in his grants that he was looking for oil on Mars or that it was in some way related to oil on Mars, and with the Bush administration, he'd be funded immediately.

ziznak

I never thought I would actually anticipate a JBW show or a Hoaxboy appearance but I'm looking forward to their meeting tonight.  Wells seems like he would just feed right into the Ol Hoaxy paranoia.  Should be good!

ACE of CLUBS

Hoagland and Wells ....... two dogs circling each other, smelling each other's bum.  Roll up a 'fattie' and listen to the two enlightened beings spew meaningless strings of words ........ Aaaaahhhhh, life is good!

Richard C. Hoagland is always very interesting to listen to. Sometimes he gets the science right and that's the best I think one can truthfully say about him, except just that his ideas are interesting (though not always original, as we see from his frequent references to sci-fi. I just wrote my first blog post about one of his claims (about Phobos) in my blog, which can be found at:

http://interposemission.blogspot.com/

I hope you are at least amused by the title of my blog... I am inordinately so!

astroguy

Quote from: interposemission on December 01, 2012, 11:56:19 PM
Richard C. Hoagland is always very interesting to listen to. Sometimes he gets the science right and that's the best I think one can truthfully say about him, except just that his ideas are interesting (though not always original, as we see from his frequent references to sci-fi. I just wrote my first blog post about one of his claims (about Phobos) in my blog, which can be found at:

http://interposemission.blogspot.com/

I hope you are at least amused by the title of my blog... I am inordinately so!

Already have you in my blogroll and RSS feed, after I got the pingback from your first post. :)  I haven't decided if I'm ever going to address that particular claim of Richard's in a podcast episode ... it's one of those not even wrong situations.

Quote from: expat on November 03, 2012, 05:56:34 PM
Did I hear right? Did he say he's going to start attending NASA press conferences as a representative of C2C? Did Snoory really brown-nose to the point of encouraging this "because you know more than any of the regular correspondents"??

Oh joy!! Comedy comes to JPL at last....

Sounds hilarious! Did that actually happen, Expat?

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