What Do You Suppoose Simple George Does On Saturday Night ?

Morgus · August 26, 2012, 04:10:40 PM

Quote from: Gassy Man on August 26, 2012, 10:53:51 AMHe eats a lot of salted products. He orders things from catalogs.

actually he gobbles down snacks smothered with turmeric.
he probably orders a lot of junk from the c-crane catalog.

ItsOver · September 11, 2012, 10:52:13 PM

Quote from: Morgus on August 26, 2012, 04:10:40 PM
actually he gobbles down snacks smothered with turmeric.........

....between massive doses of Carnivora.

coaster · September 11, 2012, 11:00:03 PM

carnivora key parties.

Sardondi · September 12, 2012, 01:44:42 AM

He certainly doesn't practice pronouncing "texting"...

ItsOver · September 13, 2012, 02:19:05 PM

Quote from: Sardondi on September 12, 2012, 01:44:42 AM
He certainly doesn't practice pronouncing "texting"...

....or pronouncing anything, for that matter.

He's too busy dressing-up as Elvis and crooning along with his karaoke machine.

coaster · September 14, 2012, 02:47:15 PM

He spends Saturday evenings with his mother at the local bingo hall. Once he got crazy and actually called the numbers, but people got pissed because they couldn't understand a word he was saying.

elbee · September 15, 2012, 01:54:23 AM

brilliant coaster!!!

more more!

Morgus · September 15, 2012, 01:58:01 AM

Noory just told on the air what he does each night - very boring.

ziznak · September 15, 2012, 02:08:47 AM

lemme guess

Quote from: Morgus on September 15, 2012, 01:58:01 AM
Noory just told on the air what he does each night - very boring.

lemme guess - something involving butt plugs and peanut butter?

BigDave · September 17, 2012, 11:40:54 AM

Probably reads a book and goes to bed rather early

HorrorRetro · September 17, 2012, 11:54:04 AM

Quote from: BigDave on September 17, 2012, 11:40:54 AM
Probably reads a book and goes to bed rather early

Noory read? Unless it's written phonetically on a 3 x 5 index card, I don't believe Noory reads.

George49 · November 03, 2012, 10:04:22 AM

One day George is going to head over to the studios and realize his keys don't work anymore. He'll call Tommy to find out whats going on. "George the management has decided to change the direction of the show and we are no longer allowed here. We should of quit while we were ahead on those 2012 shows."

What is George going to do when 2013 gets here? He can't talk about the Mayans anymore.

Morgus · November 03, 2012, 04:50:55 PM

Quote from: George49 on November 03, 2012, 10:04:22 AMWhat is George going to do when 2013 gets here? He can't talk about the Mayans anymore.

When Noory first took over as main host nearly 10 years ago, he said he planned to retire on the Mayan calendar end date of Dec 21,2012.
But in recent years he changed his mind and now plans to never retire.
If Noory had stuck to his original plan he wouldn't have to worry about the Mayans after that date.
But he can still talk about the Mayans after anyway since the date may only mark the start of events that could take many years to build up...

ChandlersDad · November 04, 2012, 09:44:51 PM

I picture Noory on Saturday nights hanging out alone in bars/eateries where stars have been seen from time to time. I think he then rushes up and asks to have his picture taken with them. Afterall, George Noory is a STAR!