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can anyone guess what some of georges secrets are?

Started by tweet75, March 08, 2012, 11:46:07 PM

ziznak

Vagina envy

also a good name for a female punk band

Gassy Man

You guys are silly. Truly. The real issue is that George picks his nose during the interviews and flings the "treasure" he finds against the sound insulation on the far wall, to the degree that instead of the typical charcoal gray that space is now a kind of avocado green with flecks of burnt sienna.  George also likes to wander around the room with headphones on, picking up small objects on desks without using his hands, feet, or mouth, and then depositing them on Tommy's chest, in a game he likes to call "Cheeky Chucky Chunky."  George once stole a drumstick right out of Glynnis McCants' mouth -- and she didn't even know it.   He has a crush on li'l Jimmy Van Pragh.  George likes to touch himself during segments on bad things happening to animals and children.  Perhaps the biggest secret is that he works for a rival program and is doing his best to drive Coast to Coast off the air waves.

Falkie2013

" He made a deal with the devil? He has photos of Premier execs and sundry livestock in a Motel 6? He's really an actor just playing a role, like Borat? He has a poster of Albert Fish in his locker? "

The painting below of Fish from the 1930s looks more like Hoagland, doesn't it ?

;D

He tried to make a deal with the devil but the devil had more integrity than George and refused to sign a contract saying that it wouldn't be an ethical thing to do.

Here's a secret advance copy picture of George's new book, George Noory's Book of Secrets ...


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BigDave

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 01, 2012, 01:03:24 AM
" He made a deal with the devil? He has photos of Premier execs and sundry livestock in a Motel 6? He's really an actor just playing a role, like Borat? He has a poster of Albert Fish in his locker? "

The painting below of Fish from the 1930s looks more like Hoagland, doesn't it ?

;D

He tried to make a deal with the devil but the devil had more integrity than George and refused to sign a contract saying that it wouldn't be an ethical thing to do.

Yikes,I doubt Richard C.Hoagland has 300 needles shoved into his groin
Here's a secret advance copy picture of George's new book, George Noory's Book of Secrets ...

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