Haikus for Fort Rock

[Eddie Coyle]

  No one ever goes away
  Lurking here every other day
  Grandstand return yawn

[The General]

Annagrammy back
Faked Citizen account
Fooled nobody

I think you're right.


posts of citizen5510:
http://coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=2121

[aldousburbank]

Welcome back man, you've been missed. Hope the relocation worked out for you and the rest of the Burbanks.

I know it sounds interwebby/phony to say this, but I  missed this board and my fellow posters in a manner similar to misplacing my favorite zippo lighter,  It kind of takes the fun out of smoking.

But alas, the busy-ness of the past 9 month gestational period breaks its fever today with the final packing of a (small) rental truck and driving all blessed night to the Golden State with the Mrs., the youngest mini-me, the cactus, and the cat.  (She stayed here working, he in school)  This compound is outa here and the goobers who've made my lovely AZ such a social measles-laden pariah won't have us to kick around anymore- for a while.

So after a week or so of unpacking and sorting and getting to know the cute wife again, I hope to be back here cracking it up with you all soon.  See you on the flipside!

BTW- Haven't yet found the Art Bell postings in my reviews of posts.  Could somebody post a link?  Thanks.
Aww Damn!  This is too long for a haiku!

[Marc.Knight]

Flies and flatulence,
A fort with a rock
is a mouth without a lock.

[Frys Girl]

I wish this for coastgabbers
Stop thinking the world revolves around you
It's a big world

[Frys Girl]

Fort Rock lied, too cowardly to go on trainwreck
My hopes rose
Then he snatched the table cloth from under

[aldousburbank]

with the soft cute face
and heralding Art's return
John The Baptist not

[Marc.Knight]

Chasing two rabbits
yields none
until your mind is one.

[Marc.Knight]

The Portland Source
portends knowledge
spewed by gated stone.

[BobGrau]

rapist glasses gleam
serial killing hamster
turns gun on himself

[Marc.Knight]

rapist glasses gleam
serial killing hamster
turns gun on himself

cowardice lowers the gun
as cereal killed the hampster
with a spot of milk on dark glasses

[BobGrau]

"Mr Lennon?" wait...
...I mean "Mr Bell?" (uh oh)
"I'm your biggest fan"...

[Marc.Knight]

Suck, suck,
suck and suck
Noory suck suck.

[Marc.Knight]

Anagrammy sent a telegrammy,
making Mitt Romney
declare it a spamagrammy.

[MV/Liberace!]

[RealCool Daddio]

Great idea MV, Haikus for the Fonz!

Here's one:

Pinball, jukebox, AYYYYY
Saltwater ruins leather
Sit on it Potzie!

[RealCool Daddio]

I think you're right.


posts of citizen5510:
http://coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=2121

She certainly hasn't denied it.

[MV/Liberace!]

I think you're right.


posts of citizen5510:
http://coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=2121

i must be out of the loop.

[NefariousBanana]

In a silent room
A text notification
"Smoke weed every day"

[RealCool Daddio]

i must be out of the loop.

Not much to it - I figure annagrammy and citizen5510 are the same person.  Same writing style, similar quote about Art Bell fans being friends, etc.  Also, she signs her posts.  No one else does that.  When I asked citizen if she was annagrammy, citizen disappeared and annagrammy returned.  After the manner in which she left, I'm not surprised she came back (at first) with a pseudonym.  And, she hasn't denied it.

[MV/Liberace!]

Not much to it - I figure annagrammy and citizen5510 are the same person.  Same writing style, similar quote about Art Bell fans being friends, etc.  Also, she signs her posts.  No one else does that.  When I asked citizen if she was annagrammy, citizen disappeared and annagrammy returned.  After the manner in which she left, I'm not surprised she came back (at first) with a pseudonym.  And, she hasn't denied it.

the two accounts have never posted from the same IP address.

[RealCool Daddio]

the two accounts have never posted from the same IP address.

Hmmm, probably not the same person, then.  Can't see her going though the hassle of a firewall, NAT, proxy etc., or having the tech skills needed either.  On the other hand, a free hotspot at Starbucks would do the trick...

[Harmness]

the two accounts have never posted from the same IP address.

Cheater.

[MV/Liberace!]

Cheater.

lol... yes, it's my super special deluxe account.