Art Bell

[zeebo]

I have been watching theONE with great interest these past couple months. He used to be annoying but now he's kind of fascinating. I don't know if he was banned here but he showed up on /x/ probably in early or mid January. ...

Is he still a fan of George 'Smart Cat' Noory?

[Gruntled]

How odd that some ONE with that much "talent" would waste so much time and effort
on a web site dedicated to nevermind.

[SciFiAuthor]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard at this. And I think it's Mongolia, not Malaysia.

The Mongolia thing was fake. I was fighting with him once and he was going on and on about English not being his first language so I accused him of posting from a yak skin hut in Mongolia and he ran with it.

[Wonderlust]

Damn man, George Noory had great intellectual interview with Judy Wood
What about Wade?.....Le me guess.....out witted by the real Bigfoot

[GuerrillaUnReal]

>Good evening, theONE. You're developing a cult following on BellGab. How's your Mongolian Yaks?
Good evening bellgab anon.
Thank You for asking,..my yaks are more reliable than that fucking Hoagie lately,- I'm just in the process of moving my family to greener pastures.
I still can not play MITD Show around my yaks, when the beasts hear Heather's voice the fuckers just take off into the steppe -
worst is when Heather laughs then yaks go berserk, she is having destructive influence even on wild life for fuck sakes...
she should be locked up in the cage !!
Even mongolian yaks know that Heather Wade sucks

You got to admit, he's getting funnier.

[Lilith]

You got to admit, he's getting funnier.

OMG, that made me laugh.  I tried to resist saying that, knowing full well it's going to get me in trouble, but I just couldn't stop myself.   

[GuerrillaUnReal]

OMG, that made me laugh.  I tried to resist saying that, knowing full well it's going to get me in trouble, but I just couldn't stop myself.   

   

Let it out, it's okay to laugh. It feels good to laugh. That's two days in a row theONE has kek'ed me up. The stuff he's posting is so silly and dumb that he's uniquely hilarious. And I mean that in a good way.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

OMG, that made me laugh.  I tried to resist saying that, knowing full well it's going to get me in trouble, but I just couldn't stop myself.   

Brig, you have been found in violation of the Official MITD Listening Rules and are under arrest.



If convicted, you could face up to five years of Time Traveler subscription time. All inquiries should be directed to GravitySucks, captain of the Heather Police.

TO PROTECT & SERVE HEATHER

[PB the Deplorable]

... He's obsessed that Heather said he's a witch....

If I had to guess, I say Heather is a 'witch' the same way Art has a stalker, that Weeber is always getting himself abducted, that Hoaxie finds glass structures on comets, moons, and planets.  The same way Ed Dames remote views... 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo5f9kcKIpo

[3OctaveFart]

The witch thing is a nice accoutrement for branding purposes. "Hey! I'm open-minded- I'm a witch, after all."

I have a hard time believing a real practitioner would discuss the subject so shallowly.

[chefist]

If I had to guess, I say Heather is a 'witch' the same way Art has a stalker, that Weeber is always getting himself abducted, that Hoaxie finds glass structures on comets, moons, and planets.  The same way Ed Dames remote views... 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo5f9kcKIpo

Is that code for bullshit?

[chefist]

For PBS!
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/07/dinah-lesbian-festival-women-palm-springs

[Gumby, Dammit]

You said that the stalker wanted you off the air, so you complied with that to keep your family safe. But then you went and did a show, and told everyone that you would make unannounced appearances in future. There's either a stalker who is a sufficient threat to keep you off the air, or there isn't. The only one who is truly undermining the idea of a 'stalker' is you. People don't like being messed around, that's all.

I don't know if you have diagnosed yourself with COPD (or you have been to the hospital and had tests and been told that you are suffering from a chronic lung condition) but the word 'chronic' means that it will only get worse over time. Why would you undertake a show under those circumstances when you knew that you had a condition that would diminish your capacity to perform?

Falkie could have written this. You say you don't lie, but you keep insisting that Heather is a wonderful broadcaster who could go all the way. At the very least you are being disingenuous. It's one thing to be supportive, it's another to try and sell us a bill of goods. We know that she is sub-par at best, so stop trying to pretend that she is anything other than a woman out of her depth. Don't treat people like idiots. Nobody can say that the stalker was made up, of course, but you can't even get your story straight about what actually happened. Every time you come on here now it's with an axe to grind. If you spent less time trying to make people feel guilty then perhaps they would not be so critical.

And Art's a broadchaser who wishes he could go all the way

[Gumby, Dammit]

If I had to guess, I say Heather is a 'witch' the same way Art has a stalker, that Weeber is always getting himself abducted, that Hoaxie finds glass structures on comets, moons, and planets.  The same way Ed Dames remote views... 

Ha..if one thinks about it, everyone Art has ever had as a guest has been bullshit mindfucker.   
What was anyone thinking to be taken in by this farce of a steaming brown dingus in the first place?
Art IS the stalker. WE are the stalkees.

"That's entertainment!"
/Tom Bosley

[WOTR]

...I will not be mocked by some dummie hear on a bulletin board...

I believe that if you keep posting here, you will find the above statement to be completely untrue.  Unless I am mistaken, I believe you probably meant to right "I wish to not be mocked by the intelligent posters here."

[WOTR]

You're just a 8ter.

For somebody claiming to practice the Queen's English, you should know that it would be "you are just an 8ter.  The rules for "a" and "an" do not disappear just because you use a numb3r.

[CornyCrow]

Is that code for bullshit?

Poor James.  I first saw him on a tv show called, I think, 'The Open Door'. 

I remember reading, some time ago, that he no longer is doing readings.

I knew a person who was psychic.  He would never take money for readings and do them very selectively.  He firmly believed, as he said did many unpublicized psychics, that once you accepted money for your abilities, over the your ability would disappear.  He named a number of people to whom that happened, and I remember Jeannie Dixon was one of them.  There was no value judgment on his part, but he thought most psychics were aware of this problem and made a decision early on whether to take money or not, knowing what most likely would happen to them later in life.

So James bit the dust.  Hopefully he has invested wisely.  It must be so embarrassing to be in front of an audience and not be able to perform. 

[PB the Deplorable]

...  It must be so embarrassing to be in front of an audience and not be able to perform.

It's even more embarrassing to be IN the audience.  At least it should be.

If you notice, everything he (or any of these so-called 'psychics') tries to guess about each person has a fairly high probability of being at least vaguely accurate for the demographic the person he is talking to is in.  Emphasis on 'vaguely'.  He just happened to hit on an audience full of people where those probabilities weren't panning out.

That's all it is, defining things vaguely enough to fit most of the people in a specific identifiable demographic.  The more narrowly defined the demographic, and the more accurate the assessment of the specific individual, and the more vague the guesses about them and their situation, the more 'accurate' the guesses will be. 

And most people mostly only remember the accurate guesses.  When all that fails, notice he starts talking about 'loving oneself more', and that sort of dreck.  To distract the audience from his shitty guesses. 

There is no such thing as a 'psychic'.  However there are people who understand human nature, there are people who are pretty good at looking at a person and guessing what sorts of situations they may be in based on their demographic - which is tentatively based on their appearance (age, health, class (upper, lower, et), the clothes they are wearing, how they speak, and so on).  There are those who, based on the above, have a pretty good idea how certain situations for certain people tend to play out.  People may even have convinced themselves they are 'psychic', in reality they actually just have a better understanding of certain things (above) than others do. 

And people want to believe.

If I learned anything at all listening to Art Bell's shows, it's that it's mostly all bullshit.

[PB the Deplorable]

Ha..if one thinks about it, everyone Art has ever had as a guest has been bullshit mindfucker.   
What was anyone thinking to be taken in by this farce of a steaming brown dingus in the first place?
Art IS the stalker. WE are the stalkees.

"That's entertainment!"
/Tom Bosley

We were all entertained and loved the shows and subject matter.  Those I listed - Hoagie, Weeber, Dames - were the ones that appeared far too often and whose appearances grew beyond stale. 

Art's 'stalker' shit, and apparently now Heather's 'witch' shtick, are probably now approaching that category.

[chefist]

We were all entertained and loved the shows and subject matter.  Those I listed - Hoagie, Weeber, Dames - were the ones that appeared far too often and whose appearances grew beyond stale. 

Art's 'stalker' shit, and apparently now Heather's 'witch' shtick, are probably now approaching that category.

Yea, looking back you would have thought there would be a bigger pool of bullshit artists out there...

[PB the Deplorable]

Yea, looking back you would have thought there would be a bigger pool of bullshit artists out there...

Those three could have at least had acceptable personalities. 

They really grated, maybe that's why they stood out so much for me.

[Yorkshire pud]

For somebody claiming to practice the Queen's English, you should know that it would be "you are just an 8ter.  The rules for "a" and "an" do not disappear just because you use a numb3r.

Quite so: you're an 8ter too. And a alien. With an skelington..

[Hautex]

If I had to guess, I say Heather is a 'witch' the same way Art has a stalker, that Weeber is always getting himself abducted, that Hoaxie finds glass structures on comets, moons, and planets.  The same way Ed Dames remote views... 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo5f9kcKIpo

I, again, feel the need to remember that over 107 billion people have lived and died over earths history http://www.prb.org/Publications/Articles/2002/HowManyPeopleHaveEverLivedonEarth.aspx So, how many true geniuses and loving souls are in that number that have tried to communicate through the "veil"? If anything, psychics, mediums, and shows like the one Zak "Dildo" Baggins does should be mentally overflowing and the method to enable us all to receive should already be in book form to ease their load.....

[chefist]

So, how many true geniuses and loving souls are in that number that have tried to communicate through the "veil"? If anything, psychics, mediums, etc should be mentally overflowing and the method to enable us all to receive should already be in book form to ease their load.....

Also, shouldn't the most haunted place on the planet be those areas hit by the tsunami of 2004? Sri Lanka, India, Indonesia, Thailand? 230,000-280,000 dead in a matter of minutes!

[ziznak]

Also, shouldn't the most haunted place on the planet be those areas hit by the tsunami of 2004? Sri Lanka, India, Indonesia, Thailand? 230,000-280,000 dead in a matter of minutes!

if all of the souls lost since the beginning of time were sticking around as ghost (and not being recycled via the moon!) then I would imagine every spot on the planet to be something similar to the waiting room in "beetlejuice."

"I'm feelin a lil.... anxious...."

[ziznak]

this planet should be haunted as a motherfucka

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Quite so: you're an 8ter too. And a alien. With an skelington..

According to these esteemed grammarians, "an skellington" is perfectly acceptable.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX06inW2hK4

[chefist]

if all of the souls lost since the beginning of time were sticking around as ghost (and not being recycled via the moon!) then I would imagine every spot on the planet to be something similar to the waiting room in "beetlejuice."

"I'm feelin a lil.... anxious...."

hehe best movie ever!

[ziznak]

hehe best movie ever!

up there w "young frankenstein" in my book!

[Hautex]

Also, shouldn't the most haunted place on the planet be those areas hit by the tsunami of 2004? Sri Lanka, India, Indonesia, Thailand? 230,000-280,000 dead in a matter of minutes!

People think NYC, Chicago, Dallas and other big cities are nightmares now, just think about if the veil sprung a leak... Headline: "Long Island Medium" moves to Antarctica...Needs Sleep...and a job"